6,395 Forum Posts by "TheThing"
learn how to spell, and if your boss is a girl (or a guy and your a girl or gay), take them out on a really nice date and have hot, passionate sex on the couch.
elvis, he could beat any antisemetic bitch as long as they didn't commit suicide when he was like 10 (*hint* that means i vote for hitler)
thats a stupid link. i can think of a emo band name right now. Gay Losers with Big Glasses
At 9/22/05 10:07 AM, cantprovenothin wrote: 30. Freeze up when she grabs for your dick the first time.
I was making out with my girlfriend had a raging hardon, she reached down into my trousers.... and starts ... pokin about, lol. Well.... instead of returning the favour as this was the first time I'd ever got this far I totally froze up, stopped kissin her, just stopped movin all togeather for about 15 seconds before she pulled out and looked really embarassed. I just didn't know what the fuck to do lol do you return the favour? Do you let her get on with, whatever she was doing (I didnt know wtf she was gonna do next, as I said, never got this far before). Lol I felt like a right cunt afterwards and the worst part is.... if she ever does try it again, I'll probably do exactly the same thing. So just remember, if its ur first time doing anything (first kiss isn't that bad usually goes very very well if at least one of you has done it before, if not its really hard to find out actually WTF your supposed to do) just don't get intimidated, you can't fuck up more than if you just do nothing lol.
dude, you cant get a girl to do that, let alone make out with you the way you look. and why freeze up, just go with the flow and dont force anything. duh. you were right to feel like a cunt, which is exactly what you should have gone for.
if shes hot, go for it. if not, well, run away
that music video is fucked up. but entering the cone zone is cool too.
i would add the Gorillaz band because they are the shitz!!!111 i mean look at my sig
dont, laugh, i only joined on 11/27/05. im worth -5.08
haha, loser. i almost never get sick
Elladan of Nargothrond
sounds like a orc or goblins name to me
its a good thing if a majority of the country is for the war. if bush instituted a draft, then it would be like 'nam, people burning draft cards, leaving the country, stuff like that. but in WWII, people were drafted and didn't complain about it.
id choose the second one. bill gates could loose all the money
well, in the case of Bush's head, nothing goes through that thing. anyway, your right, you should be able to shake hands with your enemy in 20 years, or even earlier. i mean, war is for what's going on in the present, not whats going to happen.
if you got a ps2, then you dont need the ps1. but go for it.
you are a jackass
hell yeah, eat it!!!
At 12/25/05 08:29 AM, _matt_ wrote: Atari - ET
NES - Super Mario Bros 3
SNES - Battle Toads Double Dragon
64 - Goldeneye
PS - Hooters® Road trip
Dreamcast - Crazy Taxi
Ps2 - Soul Calibur III
GC - Resident Evil 4
XBox - Halo 2
XBox 360 - (Not much a selection yet, but I have a nomination) Call of Duty 2
PC - Half Life 2
PSP - There is no such things as games for the PSP ):
DS - Animal Crossing
did you just pick the worst games (except for cod 2, sc3, re4, godeneye, and crazy taxi) you could think of?
At 12/24/05 02:26 PM, Don_Vorhees wrote: World Of Warcraft, im farking addicted, been playing 10 months now, only bought 2 games in that period, and almost never play them...
what a loser. you give video game geeks like us a bad image (as in to the public), you know, give people reason to stereotype us.
definately call of duty 2, unless there was a cut-off date, then it probably is shadow of the collosus.
now a days, if your republican, your conservation, if your a democrat, your an awesome liberal. now there are liberal republicans, and conservative democrats, but your a loser in your party if you are.
At 12/21/05 10:56 PM, PCHoliday wrote: To what extent are they socially constructed, and to what extent are they natural?
well, some of them are natural, like women not being as strong as men (not all women), so they stayed in the kitchen and cooked while the men went out and cut down trees and plowed the flield. most of them are social like women not being able to vote, or go to a movie (that was only 100 years ago).
he wants to control the girl. he feels powerful when he does, like abusive husbands. also it happens in prison, between guys, because the one doing the raping feels more powerful. the guy might also be a nerd and has no sex in his 30 years of life, so he finds a hot girl and rapes her
well duh. bush is the most wealthy and powerful man on earth (besides santa). he can do what ever he wants. if he wants to kill muslims and search the mosques, then he can whether he has a warrent or not
not bad. its kind of sad though, how a joke has to survive on the internet
the bible also says: "thou shalt not kill" a little earlier in the bible. kill only people who dont beliece in god/ allah (the islamic god is the same as the jewish/ christian god)
At 12/23/05 01:15 PM, 31SlipKnoTonKpilS13 wrote: I probably have some bias also, but I agree with you. Why do so many people freak out when they meet something that is different?
because they hate change. they want everything just they want it
