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At 4/9/07 08:28 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 4/9/07 08:16 PM, TheThing wrote: I’m handing in my resignation from the NGPD.


*Salutes, and walks out of the building*

Shame, I was starting to like you. Well your off to bigger and better things, like picking on people smaller than yourself

lol JOKE!

Don't worry, I'll still show up, but not too often. If I see it on the first page of the C/C section, I'll post, but my main will be the EGB

At 4/9/07 08:29 PM, Lord-Bob wrote:

At 4/9/07 08:28 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I sent you the solution to global warming, and it was my only copy!

See Wade, look what you've done. Now the earth is going to be warm!

So? They saw that I'm going to have beach front property where I live now, and Wade will only have to drive like an hour to swim instead of 2 or 2 and a half. He wants the ocean to overflow

At 4/9/07 04:50 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/8/07 08:00 PM, TheThing wrote: That would have been so cool to have Tom Baker as the Master, although a tad weird to see him as the bad guy instead of the Time Lord. And I would like a multi-Doctor episode, as I said earlier they have almost no tributes to past Doctors besides "I'm the tenth incarnation".

So sort of... flash backs?

How else could you work it?

Maybe they run into each other, like going to the same planet at the same time. Now, the new Doctor would know about where we was going to be, and avoid himself. Or try to avoid himself.

At 4/9/07 03:12 AM, bounthunter wrote:

Wow, there's almost nothing to post about, and I'm not going anywhere near that idea
Bounthunter posted. I would, but I can't understand him.

Well if you find the link, there is a place where you can put icons on submissions that need them so there should be a dept. that focuses on helping submissions getting icons.

Yes, but we don't do that. The only thing that might be close that is the Flash Department, but they are only interested in making flashes, not making icons for other flashes. And if you have an idea, you should have joined and then posted it.

I’m handing in my resignation from the NGPD.

Ever since I transferred on July 20, 2006 on page 199, I have posted 100s of times here. And you guys have really made me feel at home. And I’ve shared a lot with you guys; from posting my parental control woes to being the first to post on page 200 to being a Unit Ops for a week, you guys have cared about me. I even learned how to better my posting skills here.

I’ve also seen a lot, from the resignation of Crawford to the bust of a forum to the revival me and Jimmy attempted to bring to it with some fan fictions, and I’ve loved every minute of it. Even though I didn’t end my career here as I wanted to, I think it was a blast.

Damn you Barney Bunch and your dumb fart flashes!

But people have to move on. You have helped make my Newgrounds experience a good one so far. With friends like Bran, Tails and Jimmy, you guys made me laugh and want to come here every day just to read your posts and chat with you guys. Tails, you were there to step into some big shoes of Crawford to lead this, and at that point we got closer. Bran, I’ve known you since my first club, the Tetris Crew, which we kept going long after it should have died (see you in October during the State Jamboree). And Jimmy, I’ve always felt a little rivalry between us because of our eloquent use of the English Language, even though I have no hope against an English teacher. I hope that I can stop in and check up on you guys and make sure you’re not getting into trouble.

I know that the EGB is a big, cold, lonely place, with many members, and I’m sure I’ll find some one there I can hang out with. But it won’t replace the empty feeling of my time with you guys. I love you guys in a completely non-homosexual way and will miss you terribly.

I know I’ve been ranting to make it seem like I’m important here and try to out type Jimmy’s application, and some of you who don’t know me don’t care, but I wanted to wrap up my speech to tell all you that you are and forever will be my friends, whether your on my street or on the other side of the world.

*Salutes, and walks out of the building*

At 4/9/07 02:15 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 4/9/07 01:56 AM, TheThing wrote: Thank you for you congratulations. I didn't realize that so many would give them zeros so quickly. Yes, I will go to the EGB the day after tomorrow. Tonight I resign, and tomorrow I write my application for the EGB

When you resign you can still post here and all so don't feel too bad. I will put in a good word for you at the Elite Guard Barracks. I'm sure a good user such as you will have no problem getting in.

I know I can still post, but not being a member really kills me. Oh well. And thanks for the word, although I believe that I might not need it.

I'm not that good, but so far I think it's a toss up between Physcobilly Freakout, Carry Me Home and Free Bird (I start to lose stamina my arm towards the end) on medium. I can't do the orange button, so hard songs are out of the question, but I'm 3 stars away from a new guitar on meduim/

Favorites are Elephant Bones, John The Fisherman and Killing In the Name. and Carry on My Wayward Son isn't too bad

At 4/9/07 03:02 AM, PastryMan wrote:

At 4/9/07 03:02 AM, Dobio wrote: Yeah it is. Ever heard of Nocturnal Emission?

Nope

A wet dream? Still no? You have a dream of fucking some body and you cum in your sleep. No touching, just thought

At 4/5/07 10:21 PM, Bran-Man wrote:

At 4/5/07 08:21 PM, TheThing wrote: Aye, but we do. =3

Heh, do you know I'm about to rape you? =3

yeah, you better look behind you

Still haven't felt that cock up my ass for four days now. Don't worry, I'll get you in October. =3

At 4/9/07 02:13 AM, CaptainSyrup wrote: I finally got a Wii after searching for a long time. I want to have a fucking awesome mii parade

Yes, because Mii parades are so fucking awesome. In fact, Miis are so fucking awesome

Newgrounds is like an orgy of gay men telling cock jokes, to kill themselves and to rape others.

At 4/9/07 01:42 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 4/9/07 01:29 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 4/9/07 01:26 AM, TheThing wrote:

I underestimated the amount of B/P points I needed to move on, so I began to blam some spam in the portal. Well, after the tenth one, I realized that I might have gotten too many points. I check my profile and of course, I find that I am 8 away from Elite Guard.

Sadly you are already EGP!

I know you are not happy but i have to congratulate you!

I congratulate you as well soldier! So, does this mean you will join us at the Elite Guard soon?

Thank you for you congratulations. I didn't realize that so many would give them zeros so quickly. Yes, I will go to the EGB the day after tomorrow. Tonight I resign, and tomorrow I write my application for the EGB

It could be the fact that most people don't have 3 and a half hours to spend at the movies. And since it just squeaked into an R rating after toning it down whiles Blades of Glory is rated PG-13. I personally am going to see it (hopefully) Monday night with my friends.

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I underestimated the amount of B/P points I needed to move on, so I began to blam some spam in the portal. Well, after the tenth one, I realized that I might have gotten too many points. I check my profile and of course, I find that I am 8 away from Elite Guard. The only thing I can hope for is that it is deleted, not blammed and I don't get the points. Otherwise, in a couple of hours, I'm going to be resigning

At 4/8/07 04:13 AM, Link69 wrote: I got an invitation yesterday for my brotherhood rank in the oa :D
anyone else in the oa

Yeah, but I don't really do anything for the OA. I pay the dues and wear the patch and sometimes the sash. I'll start participating, but when I have more time. I doubt I'll be doing any ordeals anytime soon. Mine was a bitch; had to clear like 2 miles of a fire break of brush, then a bitch said that it wasn't good enough in some spots.

At 4/8/07 05:12 AM, Tahmatassu wrote:

At 4/7/07 06:07 PM, TheThing wrote: Yes it is. I could ask to change it to just "Scout Lounge" instead of "Boy '' '' " for you. Make you feel more comfortable.

Nah, It's okay. You don't have to change the name unless you want to.

No, really, I want to change the name. But first I want a vote on it; this isn't a dictatorship.

Well, it is kind-of.

At 4/8/07 06:47 AM, TheMaster wrote:

At 4/8/07 04:10 AM, Sidorio wrote: Did anybody else notice in the preview of next weeks episode that the kidnapper guy looked a lot like Christopher Eccleston? I know it's very, very unlikely, but when I saw it I straight away pictured a 'The Five Doctors' style episode.

I doubt Eccleston would ever come back, plus they said no multi-Doctor episodes. I'm sure there would have been more press about it if it was him, too. I wish Tom Baker hadn't been joking, though, when he'd said he would be playing the Master as a tribute to the old series. That would have been great, and about as close to a multi-Doctor episode we would ever get.

That would have been so cool to have Tom Baker as the Master, although a tad weird to see him as the bad guy instead of the Time Lord. And I would like a multi-Doctor episode, as I said earlier they have almost no tributes to past Doctors besides "I'm the tenth incarnation".

At 4/8/07 02:52 PM, Abyssus wrote: I forgot to post here for a few days and there is pages waiting for me!
Anyway, I got a small part in a collab with the review request club. I am just starting on that for now, its not about animation, its about the art for me. I finished some parts but need to clean up the man and fix his feet, proportions...Etc.

Wow, that's really good. I wish I could draw like that ;(. Wow, there's almost nothing to post about, and I'm not going anywhere near that idea Bounthunter posted. I would, but I can't understand him

At 4/8/07 07:11 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 4/8/07 07:07 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

I love the general but i only post in threads where:

1) The thread creator is either a mod/admin or a well known user who is good at making threads.

2) The thread has a lot of posts.

I prefer just posting in a thread. You never know, the thread may be funny and you'll never know it until it has a lot of posts. Which are ones that I like to stay away from. Because I'll read the first post, but not any of the other posts, so I'm usually late on a conversation. But I hate those AIM threads where 2 people were talking and one posts the entire conversation from "HI" to "U SUCK!!11!11!!"

At 4/7/07 08:30 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Is anyone else having slow internet problems?

Meh, not exactly. Mostly I'm on my basement computer, which works off a wireless router connection to the modem upstairs. So that slows it down a little, plus there's 2 firewalls, and this computer has a lot of programs on it and is a couple years old. But that doesn't really slow it down to much, maybe a couple of kilabytes per second, but nothing too serious. What happens though, is that the router blacks out, losing the internet connection and unable to find it again. This means I have to restart the computer (easier than moving the monitor and everything to unplug than replug it). But that rarely happens

I'm surprised no one has entered this book. The cover at the bottom isn't the one of the book I have, but I like it anyway.

I'm reading Nineteen Eighty-Four, or 1984 for short. It is about a Man, Winston Smith, who lives in a dystopian future. His house in in London on Air Strip One, which is what they call Britain. There are 3 super countries: Oceania (country Winston lives in), Eastasia, and Eurasia, all in perpetual war with each other, each changing alliances every couple of years. No one is sure if there really is a war going on, or at least to the magnitude that the government pumps it up to be.The Party, the ruling body, controls everything; what you wear, what you do, what you say. They even control the past, and monitor you with giant "Telescreens" where you can get news and such, and the Thought Police watch you from them. Each of these are run by different departments: The Ministry of Truth (changes the past), the Ministry of Peace (controls the war), Ministry of Love (the police force), and the Ministry of Plenty (controls food and other goods). Also, there are huge posters with the Party's slogan: War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ingorance is Strength and a picture of the ruler* Big Brother on them. The city is run down, and everyone is hungry and poor except for the Inner Party, the first of three classes (Outer party and Proletariat). There is an underground movement, although no one is sure that it is really happening, lead by a man named Goldstein, and is called the Brotherhood.

*no one knows who Big Brother is. Winston doubts that there even is a Big Brother, or if there was that he's still alive.

Now that the back-story is done, let's delve into the meat of it.

Winston Smith is a man who works for the Ministry of Truth "rectifying" old newspaper articles. He hates his life, drinking bad gin and living in a crappy apartment. He also remembers things that the Party says never happened, like 4 years ago Oceania was at war with Eurasia, yet now they're in alliance with them. So he buys a journal and begins to write in it, which would be considered a crime. He meets this girl, Julia, who at first he thinks is a Thought Police in disguise turns out to be a rebel who is in love with Winston. They rent a room above the shop Winston buys the journal from and have sex, another crime. After a while, they get Goldstein's book, called The Book, and soon after are caught by the Thought Police. They are put in separate cells, and given no food for an unknown amount of time (there are no clocks or windows in the cell) before being dragged away and beaten to near death and questioned and forced to give confessions to crimes they did and didn't commit with people they don't even know.

After the confessions, they are tortured even more in an attempt to become the model citizen; some one who unconditionally follows The Party and Big Brother and all the laws. After shock therapy, and probably weeks (still no clocks or windows, but Winston is given 3 meals at equal intervals) of alone time, he is taken to Room 101. Room 101 is a room where "The thing that... is the worst thing in the world" is in it. That thing is whatever you hate the most, and in Winston's case, rats. A cage of rats are drawn near Winston's face until he tells them to "do it to Julia", breaking him. It ends with Winston in a cafe, drinking gin, remembering an encounter with Julia after the arrest. Then, after a huge victory in Africa, "[Winston] had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.", which ends the book.

Very good read, although has a rather large vocabulary, but nothing that most high school students could get through. Online Edition for those who are too lazy to go to a library. If you like it, you can read other works, all you have to do is click the link in the upper right hand corner that says "Library".

Cover

At 4/7/07 06:58 PM, AfroUnderscoreStud wrote:

At 4/7/07 06:35 PM, TheThing wrote: But how does it except the code? I enter the right code, but the door doesn't open

That's because that's the incorrect code. The code is:

Blue, Purple, Yellow, Green, Red, Orange

Oh, that purple looked very red-like

At 4/7/07 04:09 PM, sketch0587 wrote: Blue red yellow green red orange right?

RIGHT!@!@!

But how does it except the code? I enter the right code, but the door doesn't open

At 4/7/07 12:40 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 4/7/07 10:31 AM, HidalgoVD wrote: How do you use the sprincler?What's the puddle of water?

Drag the lighter to where the circle shows in the picture below.
As for the water, drag the mirror around the sprinkler area a bit until you see 'Use mirror with sprinkler.

No, it's "Use mirror with water" and stand under the light. The spectrum will appear for you.

At 4/7/07 04:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/6/07 07:51 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 4/6/07 01:23 PM, EchoRun wrote:

At 4/6/07 12:48 PM, TheThing wrote:

My god, your powers of deduction are legendary!

Thank you, thank you. I know. God gives people wonderful gifts, and one of my many was deduction.

3 more doctors, I'd hope to be into my 40s by the time he's on his 13th life.

Wow, hoping for 80 years of Who. Me, I'm wishing for a hundred, just so all the first generation of Who fans dies off, and We'll have the infinite knowledge of The Doctor

At 4/7/07 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/7/07 05:27 AM, TheMaster wrote:

All good things come to an end. Sadly, even Doctor Who will end, I know it sounds Blasphemous.

What? Doctor Who ending? But it's such a money maker. Look at all the DVDs, games, knick-knacks and poly-wacks and other merchandise it sells. Doctor Who must be worth close to half a billion pounds!

Who the fuck cares? It's my birthday now!

Happy Birthday!

At 4/7/07 03:39 PM, Tahmatassu wrote: I take that quietness is a sign of acception.

Yes it is. I could ask to change it to just "Scout Lounge" instead of "Boy '' '' " for you. Make you feel more comfortable.

I started when i was 8 years old and now i am sixteen, so i've been a scout for nearly 8 years.
I totally love this hobby, It's practically my whole life!

Same, although Scouts has taken more a backseat now that I'm growing up. But it's still pretty important and fun.

Oh, yeah i don't know if this subject has already been discussed, but is anyone coming to the World Jamboree this summer?
I am.

I wanted to, but for $3,000, I don't think so. But I'm trying to sign up for Philmont for this year. I heard that was a great time.

At 1/13/07 02:22 PM, ItGoesSplat wrote: I hate white decks. All they are are life gain. no damage. the game goes on and on. the only good white deck is possibly the white knight deck.

Actually, if you have a....shit, I forgot the name, but its a Legendary Fox. He starts out as a 2/2 white legendary creature, but when you get over 30 health, it gets turn upside down and into an enchantment and all creatures are unable to block

At 4/6/07 10:21 PM, reality-check7 wrote:

At 4/6/07 09:34 PM, TheThing wrote: There's another saying that goes "Money is the root of all problems". So:

No, the saying is "Money is the root of all evil."

It does go both ways. Go ahead, look it up. Ask a parent. They'll know

Song/music video = Meh

You singing it = Burning in hell is more fun

At 4/6/07 10:04 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I'm waiting for this thing to catch fire.

Que? Why would some one who just spent $600 on a machine make fun of it's over heating problems? If your so hardcore Sony/Playstation, you wouldn't be bashing the console. Unless your just so rich that $600 is a drop in a bucket.

I understand complaining about the internet browsing being over rated, but this is too much for me to believe that your actually on a PS3 telling me your on a PS3.

At 4/6/07 09:49 PM, mrblonde7395 wrote: i heard that joke when i was in 4th grade.

So? I heard it in 9th grade. Maybe your friend created it