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That's fucking ridiculous! My school actually promotes hugging (some shit to show that everyone has the same problems), and it's mostly black, so there's always a handshakes/hugs/sex in the bathrooms

Personally, I want a vagina. I don't want to get the surgery because it's irreversible, but, you know, just to see what it's like to a have a pussy for a few days.

At 6/19/07 01:24 PM, Abyssus wrote:

At 6/19/07 01:14 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 6/19/07 01:01 PM, Abyssus wrote: Two days to level ten. I have been waiting for god knows how long, becuase I forgot to deposit for a while. After this theres a trek to level 11 though.

You might not make it, the redesign is due soon and if all goes well, we should nearly all bounce a few levels, like I should be at around level 22-23 by the time of the update, but in reality I'm only 24 days away from level 15. Congrats anyway.

Thanks. So you mean when the design goes up all our XP's points go back down to the start of the level we have arrived at? Thats bull-shit! I really hope i get through this.

No, at least, I hope not. What will happen is that your level will double, or something close to that. Your exp. will stay the same, but your level will increase.

At 6/19/07 11:17 AM, Snerd wrote: First, I wanna thank DLJ for stepping up and doing my 5 votes. You = my kneegrow. If by some weird chance I get selected for the $100 for voting, I'll split it with ya.

That's a myth; no one gets the $100 for voting. At least, no one I know of. Tell me if you do/did/know someone who did.

Second, I'm gonna post every now and then but certainly not like I used to. HOWEVER! There will be new stories on the EGB Forums (the link is in my sig). Check it out today, I started posting the last half of "Dave the Angel."

Pretty cool. I haven't read the stories, but the fact that you're making them is awesome. +10 cool points for gotten allusion.

Third: ????

????

Fourth, I plan to set up my own site soon. I need a place to put my stories and shit with an address that can fit on a fucking business card. Rachel and Joe basically inspired me to self-publish. They do excellent work and they have the ovaries/balls to take all the risks of being independent.

I say start on a freewebs site, until you start getting a lot of hits. Then move into a regular site. That way, you don't lose money, and people can still read you stuff and you can get your name out there.

Well, kids, I suppose that's it. Remember, there is no god.

Nor is there a redesign.

I say get rid of all of those bands, because they suck (except Metallica, they can stay if you get more music).

Get:

Simple Plan
Fall Out Boy
Green Day (only the new CD)
and Linkin Park

Wow, we got a lot of writers up on NG. I hope you all at least get published.

At 6/18/07 09:36 PM, Shawn wrote: I don;t like to think ahead i live each day by day..... sure i could plan to be something in 10 years but for all i know i could die in 3 years...... so why think ahead?

Because if you don't die in 3 years, you don't want to work as your highschool's janitor

At 6/17/07 08:25 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Everybody i have returned. And thanks EV for depositing for me while i was gone. But i am going to make my way back to the portal as i have some work to do there now. But on a diffrent note how is everybody doing in here b/p and otherwise?

Meh, I'm doing better than I usually do, but it's not too good, even with the lack of school. Damn job, taking my time. But I do like the check

At 6/18/07 01:40 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Good day fellow NG user's, I'm only about 13 B/P away from getting to my next rank...so now i must be patient...

Hope you get it soon. I'm like 55 away, and the way the portal is moving, it could take a while

also PenguinLink congrats for getting to level 12. Also at about 6:50 AM this morning i turned 17.

Happy new level to PenguinLink, and happy new age. Hope you get what you wanted.

At 6/16/07 06:38 PM, bounthunter wrote: Internet Conflict

Do you think too many people on the internet cause conflict?

Yes_x_
No__

Why?
People always having different opinions_x_
Some are mean__
Many want power leading to disappointment and distress__

Do you think people’s everyday life causes abuse over the internet?
Yes_x_
No__

Why?
Stress related__
Parents way of bringing them up_x_
Other (state)_____________

Do you use the internet as a form of communication?
Yes_x_
No__ (No stop here please)

Do you let your issues anger you over the net?
Yes_x_
No__

Do others let their issues anger themselves over the internet?
Yes_x_
No__ (No stop here please)

How did you react?
With anger__
Trying to help_x_
Didn’t reply__

Would you call it abuse?
Yes__
No_x_

Did you work it out with the internet peer?
Yes__
No_x_

Did the insults anger you to make you get angry against someone else?
Yes__
No_x_

Have you tried to keep a civil, formal manner when arguments or insults start?
Yes_x_
No__

Finally, Overall, do you think the internet starts problems more than it helps?
Yes_x_
No__

At 6/18/07 03:34 PM, bounthunter wrote: Hey I made a topic for the competition. It is my only, and last hope of getting the slight chance to win. Oh and I need to do it for my maths homework (you know with the statistics) so could you please do it? I need about 30-50 people doing it before Thursday so thanks. Its basically just a.......Internet Conflict Survey. Oh bugger and I think I double posted by mistake :S. Sorry.

I think your too late to add this to the competition, but I'll post in it for you.

Question: Can we only submit 2 threads, or can we submit a bunch of threads?

At 6/18/07 09:15 PM, Sp00kyy wrote: When is Captain Jack not stiff?

When he's with you

I hope I get one, even though I won't

But they look nice, and I can't wait to see the finished product

At 6/18/07 09:15 AM, Coop83 wrote: Still, with the Master, The Doctor and Captain Jack on board, we're certainly not going to be bored stiff, are we?

Well, with Captain Jack aboard, we be stiff, only not bored

At 6/18/07 01:50 AM, MrFinland wrote:

At 6/17/07 08:05 PM, TheThing wrote: Sorry about the double post, but I made another thread I'd like to submit to the competition.

If you would like to join, please do. I'll post in your thread, if you post in mine.

I would make another thread I am all out of ideas. Damn I was stupid to post the vehicle thread too early.

None of my threads are doing too good. I hope the Fallen Sword thread gets better; it's my only hope

Sorry about the double post, but I made another thread I'd like to submit to the competition.

If you would like to join, please do. I'll post in your thread, if you post in mine.

At 6/17/07 07:25 PM, Sp00kyy wrote:

At 6/17/07 06:55 PM, TheThing wrote:
Wait, Jack's watch will be fixed and they'll transport out of there.

Possibly. It could be anything really. Let's hope we find out next week, eh?:)

It's got to be that. The universe is ending, and there's no way to go back in time besides that shitty watch

This is my thread. I hope it gets a good amount of posts in it.

I'm not sure if this post will become a one-liner because of the link, so I'll just add this to make sure it passes

Like, what do you want to be, do and live like when you grow-up (in your mid to late 20's and early 30's)?

I personally want to be a writer, with a wife and 1, maybe 2 kids. I want to live in a moderately sized house; I don't want to be flashing, but I don't want to live in the shitty part of town.

How about you?

At 6/17/07 06:25 PM, Sp00kyy wrote: "Say my name."

"Master."

"Hello </sexy>"

"Will you stop that!"

"Can I not say hello to anybody?"

"Chan but I don't mind tho" (correct me on the first and last words if I'm wrong)

Good episode. In light of 42 and Blink, this wasn't as good. Still wonderful episode though. I kept thinking that Professor was the first Doctor, although with the spoilers (thanks BFS) kept telling me it was The Master. I wonder how The Doctor will get out of this one.

Wait, Jack's watch will be fixed and they'll transport out of there.

I'm glad Newgrounds is finally getting some respect after everyone who had reviewed both Alien Hominids had forgotten to mention the site it came from (maybe for copyright reasons, but who knows). I really hope that the redesign comes quicker, along with Pixel Punchers and Castle Crashers, so you can work on other things. Maybe if you entrusted some worthy NGers to help with the programming/art of a game or 2, then maybe you can worry less, and work on other projects

At 6/14/07 09:09 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

At 6/14/07 09:02 PM, Sentio wrote:

Also, where the hell is everyone?

*voice echoes around empty Barracks...*

*salutes*

I'm still here. No one tends to respond to my post though.......I'm unloved.

Got that right, you fucking bitch.

Also i got a decent amount of B/P so far. To bad i will soon have to do 1000 instead of 500.

Stop complaining. Back in my day there weren't b/p levels; you just b/ped for fun and stat whoring.

like you got a cock in your mouth: TheThing

At 6/14/07 08:14 PM, jonthomson wrote: There's nothing wrong with a bit of vintage bintage.

Yeah, they know what their doing, unlike them virgins and young girls. You know, MILFs are like cougars in bed, while the youngens are kittens

Yeah, um.... it's not funny. Especially if he really was sending over 10,000 more troops.

At 6/14/07 09:14 AM, deslona wrote:

At 6/13/07 07:36 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 6/13/07 07:22 PM, deslona wrote: BBS COMPETITION

It's all correct, i just don't want to post all of it.

Alrighty then. I'll think of a topic or two, and then post them on Sunday.

At 6/14/07 05:32 PM, Abyssus wrote: Does anyone watch Britians got talent? I like it lots, really good, but the crowd fucking pisses me off when they boo a man who wants somehting so much just for some 'cute' kid. Fuck them.

I watch America's Got Talent. I hate when people join because they can sing. There's other shows for that and they don't need to be there. Except the opera people; it's okay for them.

At 6/13/07 08:49 PM, Unlockable wrote: Obviously you found that through a search query of WoW.

World of Warcraft Whore.

Then it would be WoWW

It's World of Whorecraft.

Not that I would know....

I've noticed that the last little bit of liquid is now 1/3 of the original liquid, and 2/3 melted ice. And the last bite of a hamburger is the worst, because it's cold and most of the things you put on it are already eaten.

I've been ballin' ever since I could remember, and I don't remember any pain. Maybe for the girls if it was their first time, but not for me.

At 6/13/07 07:58 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 6/13/07 07:45 PM, TheThing wrote: Well, I guess I'm a little too critical of your work. I usually am very critical. If the title says "You Love This Movie", it better be the best damn movie on NG. I'll wait for it to come out before I really pass judgement though.

Oh, I see. Yeah, it's a sarcastic title. I mean, the movie itself is not a POS, but the name of it comes from what the movie is about, not because it's "OMG The Best Movie I've Ever Seen!!!!"

I kind of figured as much. But that's what I thought when I saw the title and everything, and what most people will think.

It's a comedy about NG and two artists trying to get front page with a horrid piece of Flash so they hold a well-known artist hostage and try to force Tom into putting it on the front page.

Pretty good idea. Very original, and I think it will go over pretty well. I take back my 2.5 and replace it with a 2.6

lolsryjk

I'll move it up to a 3.4, pending real animation.

Yeah, I saw your Ackbar, back when it was in the portal. I thought it was okay, nothing really special or worth being invited to a Crew/Club/Gang/Union/Group-of-Mediocre-Flash-

Artists. I think I gave it a 1, because of the mass amounts of BBQ-style crap coming in, and I thought this was just one of those slightly less of a piece of crap.

Yeah, there was some fancy shit on there (literally), but nothing worth really giving anything over a 3 on.

You would give THAT a 3 and my awesomely fantabulous BBQish movie a 1?!?!?! =(

No, I didn't give the Paris Hilton a 3, but rather a 1 also. I don't see how it could get more than a 3.

Meh, it's been an okay week or 2 for me, so I'm in a bad mood, even with the end of school only 2 days + finals away.

How in the hell can you not be extatic right now? I remember whenever the end of the school year was like 2 WEEKS away it seemed like party time. Think of the good times, man! The good times!

Summer's almost here, girls will be wearing a lot LESS, watermelon, girls will be half-naked, swimming, girls in bathing suits, NOT freezing your ass off because it's actually nice outside, girls dripping of sweat as they remove their all-too-warm tops...

You get the picture!

Yes I do. And I work as lifeguard, so I see a lot of bikinis. But with the 2 weeks I've been having, I don't feel much like partying and watching women.

Okay, I lied about the second thing.

At 6/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 6/13/07 06:47 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 6/13/07 05:50 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, folks. Here I am again with a gratuitous head-poking-in!

No one cares about you to remember about your "head-poking-in". Although me responding shows some respect....

Everyone cares. People love me. At least they better!

I've actually been in Germany the last 5 1/2 weeks and internet time was pretty low since sites kinda sucked with the hotel internet.

At least you were able to get cheap, good beer and probably had a good time. But as for the internet, hotels aren't too good for Wi-Fi or even cable internet

What sucks is they ONLY had Wi-Fi. Even if you plugged into their ethernet port it really was just a Wi-Fi hub that sucked more than the one on the laptop I was using. =(

Luckily I got an absolute shitload done in my up-and-coming animation "You Love This Movie" which should be out in the next month or so. It's going to be about 1 minutes of animation with tons of extras. If you haven't, check out the trailer "YLTM" to see a Newgrounds icon get pasted and in that is a link to the alpha.

Saw it before; looks pretty good, although sounds like it'll get about a 2.5

What'll get a 2.5? "You Love This Movie"? Are you insane? The trailer got a 3.5 and the feature length is going to be the best damn thing I've ever made and since I've got over a 3.95 rating on NG, I'd say this bad boy is due for a Daily if the dude I am working on it with and I do things right (which we are).

Well, I guess I'm a little too critical of your work. I usually am very critical. If the title says "You Love This Movie", it better be the best damn movie on NG. I'll wait for it to come out before I really pass judgement though.

Also got "BBQish Ackbar" done and it's on NG as well. Not my usual style, but I saw a joke and had to go with it.

Meh, I'm not a big fan of BBQ Ackbar, although I was a huge fan of the original BBQBBM.

Not sure if you watched the link in my sig or if you're talking about my movie or not, so I'll go on the assumption you haven't. The movie is about BBQ vs Ackbar and the thefting of BBQ's ideas by Ackbar. BBQBBM actually saw it and thought it was good enough to invite me into the Clock Crew, which I turned down only due to time constraints. =( But it was damn cool to get invited by him of all people! =)

Yeah, I saw your Ackbar, back when it was in the portal. I thought it was okay, nothing really special or worth being invited to a Crew/Club/Gang/Union/Group-of-Mediocre-Flash-
Artists. I think I gave it a 1, because of the mass amounts of BBQ-style crap coming in, and I thought this was just one of those slightly less of a piece of crap.

Anyway, I can highly suggest that odd Paris Hilton Dress-up that is on the front page right now. There's nothing like a game where you can strip off Paris's hair and take the dog poop off the ground and place it on her dome. Or in her mouth and other body crevices.

Meh, I thought it was alright. I'm not a big fan of dress up games; just about anyone can make one, and who wants to dress some one up?

Man, you're just a ray of sunshine today aren't ya'? I thought it was on par for a fun dress-up. Sure dress-ups are easy to make, but there was a lot of code put into this one which is pretty obvious when using it and makes it a hell of a lot better than 90% of the dress-ups on NG. She opens and closes her hands, the leash is ActionScripted, you can take a mug shot when you're done (which I thought was cool) and, well, you can put a ball of shit on her head! HA! What more could anyone want than that??? Nothing, I tells ya'!

Meh, it's been an okay week or 2 for me, so I'm in a bad mood, even with the end of school only 2 days + finals away. Yeah, there was some fancy shit on there (literally), but nothing worth really giving anything over a 3 on.

At 6/13/07 07:22 PM, deslona wrote: BBS COMPETITION

The way you worded this made it confusing, so I just want to clear it up:

UserX makes a topic, and depending on how many posts are made in response/how many lines are created you get points.

Whoever has the most points wins.

You can only use 2 topics, and link must be submitted right after creation.

If a topic is locked, you lose all posts/lines from the topic, unless otherwise stated.

No bumping, unless it's a really really good bump.

No spamming you thread around, trying to get others to post in it/spam in your thread.

Are these all correct? Then I'm in!