At 11/17/09 07:49 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Avie: so you blame george washington for george bush?

George Washington did not build Bush, however. Whereas God literally Built Man, built their every action, thought, everything. George Washington built a country that eventually Bush ran. Theres is no connection between the two.

mathematically yes newtons law CAN apply to morality, because we evolved in its physical system, our morality is a product of a universe BUILT on opposing forces

... What? That makes no sense.

so there.

How does that have anything to do with death panels...?

At 11/16/09 05:46 PM, adrshepard wrote: No death panels, eh?

This is just me popping in, but death panels DO NOT EXIST, were NOT PROPOSED IN THE BILL, and were in fact made up by Sarah Palin. +1 fearmongering to the right.

If you murder, you should be murdered.

Ten years is a fucking joke, you KILLED someone.

Accidental deaths not applied

At 11/9/09 07:33 PM, Chavic wrote: Obama...

Yesh?

--Wheres the BIPARTISANSHIP you promised? One Republican voted for the Health Care bill. And in your first private meeting with Congressional Republicans, instead of reaching across the aisle, you said, "I won."

So, Republicans being assholes means Obama has failed?

--Where is our promised government transparency? The Healthcare bill is 1990 pages of legal jargon.

Without all that 'legal jargon', we'd have an infinite amount of loopholes. Sure, Joe Six-pack can't understand it. But that's why we have lawyers to reason it all out.

--Why isn't our deficit being cut in half like promised? Your first year adds $1.75 trillion, with trillions more through 2012.

Everything requires money. However, I do agree with you on this.

--Why didn't your $800 billion stimulus keep unemployment under 8.5% as was promised? Its now 10.2%

Yes, because Obama is some mystical being that knows exactly what the economy is going to do. It did help. It just wasn't the right course of action.

--Why didn't you publish all non-emergency legislation to the website for five days before the you sign it like you promised?

Who the fuck cares? Watch the news.

--Why didn't you recognize the Armenian Genocide, like you promised?

Don't have anything (witty) to say.

--Why didn't you stop the practice of "signing statements" like you promised?

See above.

--Why didn't you adopt a dog from the shelter like you promised? Instead you bought a purebred.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE? For God's sake, it's a fucking dog; leave his personal life alone.

--Why didn't you stop Federal funding for religious organizations like you promised?

Probably a tiny thing called the Religious Right.

--Why didn't you stop CIA renditions like you promised?

No commento.

--Why didn't you give the $4000 credit for college tuition that you promised?

Because we're in a bad economy. Adding to the debt = bad.

--Where is your responsible government that you promised? Annette Nazareth, Nancy Killefer, Tim Geithne, and Tom Daschle who you nominated or appointed all had tax evasion issues.

No comment.

--Why didn't you stop the government fear tactics like you promised? You used them on the Swine Flu and the Stimulus Bill

Actually, the entire world believes Swine Flu is a pandemic. Popular opinion =/= fearmongering. No comment on the stimulus bill.

That's only some of your broken promises Obama.

Actually, looking at all the nitpicking you did I'd say it's all of them.
I'd dig up some of Bushs promises, but I don't feel like it, plus it would just continue the mudslinging.

The only reason Religion exists, and will continue to exist, is because people like having a higher power.
At a basic level, every human wants something, someone to take the pressure off of them. They want a higher power to take care of everything, they want to believe that they will always be taken care of. This is where religion comes in. With religion, we believe that, in the end, everything will be fine. We will all live in a good place, forever. Bad people will be punished. Decisions aren't up for us, they're for God. We never need to ask a question; God is the answer to everything.

In this way, God is the best and worst thing to ever happen to us.

At 11/16/09 05:26 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:
galyrnkjbumuaajcuzuwtehfobktymstsubncawu saaatwhuoaabmyllsn1l's. //HA!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

Off by two seconds

When will this topic die? Seriously.

Macs: Better look, better feel, somewhat better customer suppport.
PCs: More powerful, less expensive (HINT HINT), less ass-holeish ads, more games, more programs, more customization options.

Wow, I meant to be non-biased in that.

On a side note, can anyone make a better argument for macs besides that 'they tottly look kewl guys OMG must hit facebook while listening to coldplay on my ipod!'

I love iPods, don't get me wrong.

Don't be such a douchebag, get over your crappy highschool emotions and learn a martial art. You don't need huge muscles to put a man on the floor, despite what the guy who stole your lunch money might have implied.

At 11/16/09 05:22 PM, speeling wrote: Get a life, you aren't cool, just because you make up an acronym just cause you want the feeling of being known that you made something stupid up. But nobody cares about what you say at all and this won't help you out at all but make you look like someone nobody likes.

harsh.

GALYACJBYMUAAJCKTYMSSUBNCAWYSAAATWHYOAAB MYLLSNL.

I vote we make this into a meme.

Is rigorous teabagging accepted? Because I don't believe I can fully enjoy this experience without dipping my e-sack into your face and yelling "BAN ME FOR SPAM, EH? BAN ME FOR SPAM!"

At 11/6/09 06:14 PM, Yorik wrote: It's hardly a display of humility when you brag that your way of praying is better than the others.

This. I love how these things turn out, where you brag about humility. Irony is my nectar.

Also, praying for cash isn't anything new; It's been around for a while.

At 9/22/09 05:10 PM, sharpnova wrote:
However, you won't find any people like me (with IQ's ranging from 160-190)

Heheh. Heh. *snicker*

At 11/6/09 10:21 AM, Ericho wrote: Oh, too bad. I have an IQ of 142, and I'm a religious person, so I guess I'm just not smart enough to qualify for your list. Maybe abandoning religion will make me smarter. Oh well, I still think I have a higher IQ than most of the posters here anyway.

IQ does not equal intelligence. In fact, it's very plausible that religious people will have higher IQ's, since most IQ tests are just blindly regurgitating things!

At 11/5/09 02:58 PM, Mar666 wrote: Ignorant??? Ibelieve in God, evolution, Boom-bang etc. My religion teaches me how to get into heaven (in language of science it means another dimension) and science teaches me how this world works.

You can't believe in God and the Big Bang Theory at the same time. The Bible says God created the earth, heaven, and hell. The Big Bang Theory proposes that there was a universe before the earth.

Science and religion don't mix. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live, but science tells us witches don't exist. Rainbows are Gods promises that he won't kill us again (look at how that turned out), but they're also light refracting off of water droplets.

How did this turn into Science vs. Christianity.

I had a G.I. Joe pillowcase, bitches.

Because prayer is retarded. Talking to the air isn't going to heal the large tumor in your intestines.

When I work at the hospital, I see a lot of people praying at bedsides, especially in the Intensive Care Unit and the oncology ward. I think it's stupid of them to do that, but the staff never interrupts them. Prayer makes them feel better about the fact that they can't do shit.

Good thing they never lived long enough to produce retarded offspring.

At 11/4/09 01:35 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote:

At 11/4/09 01:35 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Everyone on NG is mmyyyyyy friend.

I'm not. In fact, I want to kill you.

:c

Everyone besides the douchebags. ZING!

Everyone on NG is mmyyyyyy friend.

At 11/3/09 03:51 PM, Megafan2008 wrote: I think us bloggers should have the right to remove comments on our own topics!

No, no we shouldn't.
I shall demonstrate.

OP: The Obama Deception has really OPENED MY MIND!
User 1: Actually I think that it's full of bullshi-COMMENT DELETED
User 2: HE GONNA STEAL OUR MONIES!

You see?

26 years? That's a fucking joke. He killed someone, he should be executed. At the very least, life without parole. Why does the world take murder so nonchalantly?

The reason I argue against legalization is because we're fucking idiots. How many people do you think would stay inside all day snorting cocaine and popping ecstasy? How many do you think would get crazy and take their hunting rifles to the street? I know that not everyone is a raging crazyman waiting to be activated by drugs. But you KNOW at least a small percent of the population is going to be stupid and die, and maybe take others along with them.

And by the 'they should let us do w/e we wunt lol' argument, why don't we legalize every drug in existence? Let's go down to the pharmacy and buy us a nice cocktail of painkillers. Hell, let's put PCP in the water supplies; that'll be an awesome party!

tl;dr: Risks outweigh the gains

At 11/4/09 12:31 AM, MyGuitarSticks wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:53 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: I banged all of these guys, your mom, your dad, your dog, and then I banged your mom again, and then I banged your girlfriend again, and then I banged myself.

And I was masturbating through the whole thing.

And I recorded the whole thing and later we both had sex together to that video while your mom licked my bare, naked, sweaty ass.

Play internet poker. At least you won't be losing actual money.

That, or exchange that for a beer addiction

At 11/4/09 12:11 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/3/09 07:28 PM, Rumplstilts wrote: Digimon World for PlayStation 1 is one of my favorite games of all time. Anyone else enjoy there awesomeness?

Holy fuck it was one of my favourites too. I can't get rid of the game at all. I simply still adore it. I loved the series too. Much better than Pokemon.

Girls... with vaginas... playing video games?
TAINT NATURAL.
TAINT RIGHT.

At 11/4/09 12:09 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:08 PM, OneWordName wrote: Needledick, Needledick, Needledick.

I did unlock that thread looky, but itsbroken2 decided it was time to lock it back up :(

Oh yeah, what the fuck happened there?

At 11/3/09 11:54 PM, Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2 wrote: You're the first person to ever do this. My limited brain power was unable to find the first flash on the site. Thank you for your amazing help.

No problem good sir.
If you need help not drinking battery acid I'll be over there fucking a lightbulb.

What the HELL
I always thought it was a chick
But it's some emo-looking dude

So... does that mean I'm gay?

Find a gore thread on /b/, then go watch any republican podcast.

I guarantee you will vomit your guts out.

At 11/3/09 11:52 PM, Aggzza wrote: why was this thread made exactly?

It was more of a why not/ I need to get to bed thread.

At 11/3/09 11:50 PM, TheStonePilot wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:49 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:48 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:47 PM, Darmealea wrote: I need to cry. It's Almost midnight, I just got cheated on, I know I'm a pussy, and I wanna cry over it. So make me cry.

I banged your girlfriend.

I banged this guy while he was banging your girlfriend.

I banged all of these guys and your mom.

I banged all of these guys, your mom, your dad, your dog, and then I banged your mom again, and then I banged your girlfriend again, and then I banged myself.