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At 8/24/09 04:44 PM, katyperryy wrote: no lol never im always confident everywhere, try to get some pussy from the 9th graders because doing 15yr/14yr olds is legal for you :D so enjoy it while you can brah

Getting pussy in 9th?
Dude, u sure that legal?
did u get any that age?

At 8/24/09 04:29 PM, Ultor wrote: The only bad part is all this stuff is after school which sucks ass because one wants to usually get home and sleep/ do whatever. Imagine if they made stuff like that during the day where he would go to his algebra one class and then go swimming.

Yeah. I just got home and boy am I tired!

I'm pretty sure it does that when you first register. You just have to wait for them to activate your account.

At 8/24/09 04:21 PM, Kasrikin wrote: Oh boy, freshman year... the year you get no sunlight from the sun. When I was a freshman I joined the tracked team and made a name for myself on it, so it actually went pretty well for me.

My friend wants to join the track team. I was thinking about the swimming team myself.

At 8/24/09 04:18 PM, Ultor wrote: I loled freshman year is a pinnacle in your life man. Make it as best as you can your growing up and fun time is almost over...come to think of it this kid is lucky. Just as long as you dont go to a shithole school.

True, true...
I had better take advantage of it before it's too late, huh?

Ugh, I just got into the 9th grade and it was CONFUSING getting around the school carrying all these books!
There was also a lot of confusion and big crowds I had to get through!
Just, what a day.
That brings me to the topic...
Did you have a similar problem in High School?
And/Or did school start already for you?

At 8/22/09 09:36 PM, tom641 wrote:

Hey, wanna meet up on Google Virtual World and play Google Tennis, my dear friend?

Fight the oppession! join yahoo!

Don't you DARE use that HORRID, VILE, INAPPROPRIATE, POOR EXCUSE OF A WORD IN OUR GOOGLE SOCIETY!
OUT WITH YOU!

At 8/22/09 09:27 PM, Danavers wrote: I died over 900 years ago.

Nowai!

At 8/22/09 04:11 PM, unowned wrote: alright, sit down child
sterilize everyone just immediately below the average iq

But then everyone will be sterilized, for the average will keep changing and getting higher after that!

At 8/22/09 08:21 PM, silentkat wrote: Im playing my PS3456

Pssssssh, the PS3456 is old school!
I'm playing the Xbox36000!

At 8/22/09 07:33 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: Intelligence isn't allowed on the BBS.

I suggest you take your business elsewhere.

This.

At 8/22/09 07:03 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:

and after i get to my home in new google, I will then play games on my brand new google station 34 with all new nerve jacks that are less painfull to plug in.

You mean the new Google Nerve Jacks? They're awesome! Way better than the OLD nerve jacks.
Hey, wanna meet up on Google Virtual World and play Google Tennis, my dear friend?

Sounds swell, but bandwidth costs so much in the fu... i mean now a days that i can only play for a few minutes or my mom will cut me off...

Yeah...
:(
And we definitely AREN'T gonna meet up IRL. I mean, who meets up IRL anymore!
Google Virtual World is the GOOGLE way to go!
I guess there goes my idea. :(

At 8/22/09 06:55 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: Im drinking my google coffee while flying my google brand hover car, while using google life to buy my food and pay my rent with one wave infront of the google ray sensor,

and after i get to my home in new google, I will then play games on my brand new google station 34 with all new nerve jacks that are less painfull to plug in.

You mean the new Google Nerve Jacks? They're awesome! Way better than the OLD nerve jacks.
Hey, wanna meet up on Google Virtual World and play Google Tennis, my dear friend?

At 8/22/09 06:50 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: No it isn't, don't fuck with me.

or make parody threads. You're a year late for that. Or 1000, I guess. LOLOL.

WTF?!?
I never SAW that thread!
/It was also created 1001 years ago in the Infamous Internet-Controlling Newgrounds...Damn, can't believe I didn't see that...
Oh well, back to NewGrounds 1k! (Or Wade shall kill me IRL!)

At 8/22/09 06:50 PM, RoyaleH3x wrote: Im fucking your mothers dead corpse.

You mean OUR mother's dead corpse.
After that experiment of fusing DNA for science...

What are you doing?
I'm taking my portable home to New Washington so that I may live there! My robot family will be SO happy! After that, I'll study for my Master's Degree by downloading the notes to my brain!
How about you?

At 8/20/09 11:43 AM, Thegluestickman wrote: Now wait for the inevitable "SONY ARE MURDERERS" and "GENJI MUST BE BANNED CAUSE IT KILLS".

SONY ARE MUR-Oh, wait.
And yeah, to the OP, pics or it never happened.

Secret Ceremonies: A Mormon Woman's Intimate Diary of Marriage and Beyond>US>WW2>Adolf Hitler

At 8/13/09 02:09 PM, SolidLiquid wrote: ill bring a dozen bricks of cocain and my copy of mario party 3 woohoo

Mario party?!? FUCK YES!!!

At 8/13/09 01:03 PM, powerfuldude wrote: Missingno to corrupt data. Then once I get bored make it evolve in to kangaskhan.

Seconded. I'd also make him glitch other people up. FOR THE LULZ

Maybe she'll even let us stay up to 10:00 watching PG movies! :D
This is gonna be great!

ILY too, hon.
Now take your pills and go back to bed.

At 8/6/09 04:38 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 8/6/09 04:35 PM, sh0k wrote: i just got my provisional licensE! where should i go, what should i see!

You should go to hell! That's where!

I dunno why, but I like this post! :D
Its goin in mah sig! (4 now)

*sigh*
Y'know, I sometimes feel the same way...
looking back...I see how ppl took advantage of me at times...

Stranger: Im not a "f"
You: im not a "u"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi, i'm nic
You: hey
Stranger: k
You: k
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: SHIT
You: POOP
Stranger: FUCK
You: CRAP
Stranger: PISS
You: WIZZ
Stranger: DOUCHEBAG
You: ASSHOLE
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: FATHERCRAPPER
Stranger: CUM GUZZLING DUMPSTER SLUT
You: JIZZ GIZZLING TRASH WHORE
Stranger: FUCK BAG SHIT FACE BITCH
Stranger: OK FUCK THIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Go to hell!
Stranger: no
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Go say no!
Stranger: 8=====D suck it
You: Wow u seem to like penis a little too much
Stranger: ur the one whu sucks it
You: O'rly? how do u know if I do? R u implying that u stalk ppl?
Stranger: u dont have to stalk someone to suck a dick dumshit
You: But how do u know if I suck dick or not?
Stranger: cause when i went like 8=============D suck it..............i made u suck it
You: how? Did u put it into the comp or something? Wow u must be magical
Stranger: no i typed it u see the balls are really the number eight..............the shaft is made up of equall signs and the tip is an uppercase d
You: but how can I suck it if its on my screen?
Stranger: ur an idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal
Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hey
Stranger: I am from the future
You: NO WAY
Stranger: I have come to warn you:
You: Me too!
Stranger: Sell all your gasoline stocks
You: I've come back in time to warn myself about WW3
Stranger: In the future everything runs on potatos
You: omfgsrsly?
Stranger: Oh world war 3 was bad
Stranger: Im glad i Had moved to Pluto by then
You: Lucky! I couldnt get there. It was already populated.
You: Well I g2g create a time paradox. Cya!
Stranger: Awesome
You have disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: wat is ur age
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: http://www.redtube.com/8399
You: A word of advice: "where r u from," "wat is ur age," and "male or female" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: somethine more interesting?
Stranger: im in a porno
Stranger: lolz
You: :O
You: SEND ME DVD NAO PLOX!
Stranger: http://www.redtube.com/8399
Stranger: i already sent loz thats me
You: Im not touchin that link... O.O
You have disconnected.
(What? It may have had Swine Flu!)
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Stranger: love me
Stranger: hate
Stranger: me
Stranger: all
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: boys
Stranger: and
Stranger: all
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: girls
You: Ur a bad singer.
Stranger: I just cummed o your text.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: wana see my pokemon cards?
Stranger: yeeees !
You: :)
You: Well too bad I sold all of em for porn.
You have disconnected.
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At 8/6/09 09:44 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

At 8/6/09 09:40 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 8/6/09 09:32 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: I'm in my room listening to metal, techno, trance, classic rock, Tom Lehrer, and several classic composers.

Marry me.

I'm sorry but that would be statutory rape.

LoL
But yeah, I pretty much have the same taste in music. I personally think music doesn't have to have lyrics to be great.

I saved a lot of chats, but only text...

You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal
Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]
You: HI
Stranger: hey
You: a/s/l
Stranger: noooo
You: :'( y not?
Stranger: ur a sex offender
You: who sez?
Stranger: omegle
You: well thats not true
Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal? Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]
You: :O ur a sex offender? CREEP
Stranger: no u r
You: how?
Stranger: u rape little kids and get them to suck ur uncircumsized penis
You: thats blasphemy!
Stranger: ur face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---
Stranger: Hello
You: Hey
Stranger: I am from the future
You: NO WAY
Stranger: I have come to warn you:
You: Me too!
Stranger: Sell all your gasoline stocks
You: I've come back in time to warn myself about WW3
Stranger: In the future everything runs on potatos
You: omfgsrsly?
Stranger: Oh world war 3 was bad
Stranger: Im glad i Had moved to Pluto by then
You: Lucky! I couldnt get there. It was already populated.
You: Well I g2g create a time paradox. Cya!
Stranger: Awesome
You have disconnected.
---
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal
Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Go to hell!
Stranger: no
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Go say no!
Stranger: 8=====D suck it
You: Wow u seem to like penis a little too much
Stranger: ur the one whu sucks it
You: O'rly? how do u know if I do? R u implying that u stalk ppl?
Stranger: u dont have to stalk someone to suck a dick dumshit
You: But how do u know if I suck dick or not?
Stranger: cause when i went like 8=============D suck it..............i made u suck it
You: how? Did u put it into the comp or something? Wow u must be magical
Stranger: no i typed it u see the balls are really the number eight..............the shaft is made up of equall signs and the tip is an uppercase d
You: but how can I suck it if its on my screen?
Stranger: ur an idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: hi
You: A word of advice: "HI" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ??????
You: A word of advice: "you" are boring. Please find someone more interesting to talk about!
You have disconnected.

I'm going into 9th grade next year.
Im taking Spanish and P.E.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lan g=en_GB&word1=God&word2=Heavy
I WILL bow down to God!