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In this selective presentation, two girls realize that their love is like diarrhea: they cannot hold it in.

Except it's true.

naojason wrote:

A real man would keep fucking her until he cums before asking such a thing. It's only about knowing, but being man enough to do a hot woman without caring what disease she may have at the time is truly pleasurable. The suspense will help you blow into orgasm, and the same applies to the woman who may not recognize that you have AIDS.

lol thanks for the advice dad

Become the Karate Kid.

Can I see your papers on your tests for any diseases you may have that can possibly be contracted?

At 5/23/10 07:22 PM, Aprime wrote:

At 5/23/10 07:16 PM, TheStacheMan wrote: Hawt.

Buzz got 3 arms

FAIL

Don't make fun of Buzz!

He was just packaged wrong, is all!

Hawt.

The toys really do come to life at night!

Jokes aside, though, I completely agree with what you're saying Fierce. TS3 for me. :)

At 5/20/10 04:41 PM, XxFIERCE24xX wrote: I just feel like I don't Shrek anymore. The whole story to me seemed to get more and more out of line, but for me, the characters make the movie. Eddie Murphy and Michael Myers do more than just that. Still, I'd never watch it over Toy Story 3.

Don't worry, Fierce, none of us Shrek anymore. None of us.

Loded Diper.

At 5/14/10 06:48 PM, Headshot777 wrote:

At 5/14/10 06:47 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: oh, heres the picture (sorry i forgot it early)

Obviously someone was yanking your dick till it fell off.

*Fixed.

At 5/14/10 07:53 PM, RoboJesus wrote: I go out of my way to collect them and store them in my pube diary.

Really? And here I am, thinking I'm the only one who does that!

I have over 2500 different pubic hair pieces from around the world.

I hurt.

A lot.

At 5/12/10 09:21 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:

At 5/12/10 09:08 PM, TheStacheMan wrote: I know imma get bashed for this, but...but...HOWDOYOUDOTHAT! *Gasp*
*Pant**Pant*
Alright...

You do this, start a new line, then put this ": " (with space) and then what you want to say.

My Name Is Rude-Awakening.

Ohhh. A space.

Well this was enlightening.

At 5/12/10 07:50 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:

At 5/12/10 06:33 PM, TheStacheMan wrote:

At 5/12/10 06:29 PM, Mans0n wrote: Yeah your supposed to kiss ass to the mods.

no one else. ohh and the Admins. And the Fulp brothers.

Well, that's a given. Everyone does that. lol

lol...:

Quote fail lol.

hurr hurr

I know imma get bashed for this, but...but...HOWDOYOUDOTHAT! *Gasp*
*Pant**Pant*
Alright...

At 5/12/10 06:33 PM, Uzzaman wrote: Query: Do you consider eating another man out to be ass-kissing?

If the answer is yes, why, I do it all the time kind sir!

Well then dear chap, consider yourself of the common norm, for I perform that as well! As do numerous NG users!

At 5/12/10 07:45 PM, Twilight wrote: In Spanish, I have to tone down my dickish ness, because the same way I talk to people on here (Fuck off, you're a whore <<To girls, close your legs, die you skank, eat shit, lazy cunt) is how I talk in real life, and my Spanish teacher really breaks balls about cursing, even in other languages. So instead of insulting people I kiss their ass in sort of an ironic way. Pick up their pen and they say thank you, but in my head I say "You fucking lazy trashbag". But today I got in trouble because I told this kid he stinks, when nobody else had the balls to.

You said that that kid "stinks" and got in trouble? Ouch.

At 5/12/10 06:52 PM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: yep fuck you

Typical improv 3-word reply, thought as being clever. Used to rack up posts.

At 5/12/10 06:50 PM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: typical faggot newgrounder making shitty threads

Typical response in the form of trolling.

At 5/12/10 05:37 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Yeah! Blindly listen to and support authority without question!

I'm sorry, but if your parents told you to jump off a building, would YOU do it? Hm? Exactly.

At 5/12/10 06:46 PM, JollySpace wrote: Or too hear opinions.

Typical Reply to enlist rage in actual questioners. But Rare response from OP.

Typical question meant to rack up post count and cock jokes, and to create rage in other NG'ers.

At 5/12/10 06:29 PM, Mans0n wrote: Yeah your supposed to kiss ass to the mods.

no one else. ohh and the Admins. And the Fulp brothers.

Well, that's a given. Everyone does that. lol
:lol...:

:cumshot

I find it always hilarious that all Atheists claim to not care about religions but keep trying to disprove them...
I SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE

At 5/12/10 06:20 PM, robin1232 wrote: no, but you are going to be very soon not to be flamed for this stupid thread.

Pssssssh. You think all threads are stupid.

At 5/12/10 06:22 PM, kykykylie wrote: No. never

Yuor too cool amririte?

Hello NewGrounds~!
My question for all of you is: Did you ever have a moment where you had to be an ass-kisser for anyone? If so, when/why?

We Haven't Heard from you in a While!

wait a minut i thout we were talkign about our penis

At 5/8/10 11:21 AM, Me-Patch wrote: A grammy?

Y'know, a graham cracker.

At 5/8/10 11:22 AM, physicsman09 wrote: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11

Wait, are you calling me a troll, or are you commenting on their acting? Lol

At 5/8/10 11:27 AM, Ejit wrote: Wow

Does the bad chicken impression remind anyone else of Arrested Development?

KOO KOO KA CHA!

Never watched that, but they do look like they're all trying to be funny. :D

This. Movie. Deserves. A grammy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D 5A
Anyone actually see it in theaters before?

Holy Crap. Yes. And I thought I was the only one annoyed by this. =/