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I can't stand it. I'm 22 years old. I'm an adult who makes his own choices. But no. My parents continue to bring my piss to a boil. ''Oh you should try and find a nice person to date.'' and all this bullshit. No. I don't want to date. In my opinion, it's nothing but a waste of time. Honestly, I've told them several times to stop annoying me. IT NEVER ENDS. I love them very much, but I get so pissed off. Every time I visit, ''Have you found a nice girl yet?'' ''Guys, I told you, I don't date.'' Every fucking time. I don't know what I need to do to get it through their head!

At 7/13/09 04:52 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 7/13/09 04:48 PM, TheSoviet wrote: Do I win?

Pardon me for being blind but.....I don't see the tiger in your picture....So no you don't win.

No sir the planes are called ''The Flying Tigers''.

Do I win?

I have a problem. My internet keeps disconnecting, and I don't know why. I'm not good with computers and I've done almost every test. Can anyone help?

I'll give you a 1 for effort

At 7/3/09 12:22 AM, CowGoMoo wrote: you have obviously not been enlightened into the wonderful world of metal. let me guess, you listen to the jonas brothers or miley cyrus, right?

Hell no.

At 7/2/09 11:45 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...get a hobby?

What does that have to do with this topic?

Honestly, I don't see why everyone sucks their dick. They're a horrible generic band that have never had one good song. With their unoriginal sounds and bland lyrics I don't understand why everyone orgasms and the sound of their name.

You already posted this.

At 7/1/09 05:07 PM, Eddyking wrote:

At 7/1/09 05:05 PM, Lamar537 wrote: Communism works best with small populations,

Any evidence for that? :P

He might not, but I do

Here

At 7/1/09 04:13 PM, CaptainAwesome121090 wrote: That's a good story mate. A modern version of "The Good Samaritin". Even if it's just a made-up story for attention, it's still pretty good.

I can guarantee I didn't make this up. Why would I make up a story about me getting beat? Attention? I'm 22 years old, I think I've matured past that.

So, today I went to a Communist/Socialist rally in my area. I usually attend these seeing as I organize them most of the time. Anyway, I had brought a Hammer & Sickle flag to the rally, which led to my beating. So after the rally, I started to walk home (I have no car) when I see these teenagers looking at me (they looked about 16-17). I didn't think much of it. Until they started to follow me. Then one yelled ''You better stop, commie.'' I didn't want to get shot, so I did. All the did was circle around me and stare. Then it happened. One punched me right in the gut and I fell to the floor. Then they kept kicking me, and punching, it was horrific. Even though I was older than them, I couldn't take them all. So there I was, laying on the pavement. Until one good citizen took me to the hospital. I have one broken arm, and a horribly damaged ankle.

All I see is URMRGAY.

This is Newgrounds, why are you surprised?

Also, I don't see it.

How is this thread still going?

Michael Jackson is the king of pop, it's known fact.

I have Firefox 3.5 and it's working for me.

Only played it once.

It's all coming true...

If they're Chinese say ''Free Tibet'' alot. Alot.

Ok here's a good idea:

Vilko (cat), the main character, is part of a fighting event that the government controls. It is for pure amusement, for the fights are to the death. Vilko is forced to fight due to his crimes of treason against the government. After almost dieing, Vilko returns to his government-watched house and thinks about his life condition. He realizes that this fascism must stop, but no one will say something. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. He straps himself with high-explosive bombs and enters the fighting arena. As soon as the fight starts, Vilko drops the bombs and runs out of the arena. The arena explodes, killing government officials and sadly, civilians. The government then goes on a non-stop search to find Vilko, but they have no traces of him. Armed with a sniper rifle, Vilko returns to the nation and hides in the bushes ready to eliminate the dictator Fignalo Kursman (dog). With one shot, Fignalo is killed. His guards run out and see Vilko. In a tragic end, Vilko is shot to death. Shorty after his death, the people (bears) rise up and start an Anarchist revolution in Vilko's name, overthrowing the fascist government. The Anarchist state does not last though, for the Imperial Army of the Turtle Empire invades them and kills them all.

Now was that hard? It features animals and street fighting. No thanks needed.

I'll never forget him, he was one of the best salesmen to ever live. Well, we still have Vince.

Oh Shit...

Actually, after some thought, I'd have to say my favorite class is the Medic.

I'll join. I love Team Fortress 2, probably one of my favorite games.

Favorite Class [Pyro]
Favorite Map [undecided]

Come on you guys get a grip, the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor was a great tactical move, you have to give us that.

At 6/26/09 07:10 PM, Qwazal wrote: hope fully kim dong eel will learn something from japans huge mistake.

Mistake? Japan had the power to conquer all of Asia.

Japan also had the naval and air force to defeat the Americans. You guys mark my words.

Japan's great Empire will rise again.

At 6/26/09 05:53 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: OP is a troll.

No I'm not. I make one opinion and I'm automatically a troll?

At 6/26/09 05:23 PM, Afromaster wrote: Guess what our nukes had to say about that?

I guess the radiation gave them all slit eyes

Don't make insults just because you have no valid argument.

Seriously. They were the greatest force in the world. General Tojo was a military genius. I fully support the Imperial Japanese Empire. Those Americans had to use nuclear weapons because their soldiers could not take our great empire. I feel sorry that your families are disgraced because your grandparents sucked Japan's dick during Pearl Harbor. I say, if we can build up enough force, the great empire could rise again. Any thoughts?

This song made me masturbate the first second. It's amazingly powerful it it's lyrics and carries a message about fighting. It's very deep and I have masturbated to it's beauty.

Please, I urge you to listen to it. You will be in awe.

At 6/22/09 07:21 PM, Dekagaru wrote:

At 6/22/09 07:05 PM, zephiran wrote:

First of all is that religion has nothing to do with marriage.

Marriage is a religious practice idiot.