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I know it's possible to open/check a socket connection in PHP, but it is possible in any way to for example, use AJAX or JS to constantly update the connection say...every 5 to 7 seconds? This way, when the connection status is loaded in a web page, it's not constantly having to be refreshed to see the status?

I was just wondering, and if anyone knows how this works, or a good tutorial on something similar, let me know =D

At 3/1/08 09:45 AM, darkmpulse1 wrote: I'll pay per job you do some jobs pay more then others. My website hosting is free i have already paid for it. I need experced programmers. im making it to a flash protal and game portal. so i need help with that i already have some projects open like making a furum and member stuff.

At 3/1/08 09:45 AM, darkmpulse1 wrote: I'll pay per job you do some jobs pay more then others. My website hosting is free i have already paid for it. I need experced programmers. im making it to a flash protal and game portal. so i need help with that i already have some projects open like making a furum and member stuff.

First of all, fix your grammar. Second of all, making ANOTHER copy of Newgrounds is almost never going to bring in traffic, so your "theory" about paying once the site makes money is rubbish. If you're going to hir a team of coders, you need to look and act professional, and have an idea that nobody has had yet, making it worth our time to even look at this.

Here's a grammar lesson, when you have a pause in your sentence, and you don't really want to end it yet, add a C-O-M-M-A. Please god add some commas, because I can't understand what you're even saying to begin with.

Whatever the cause, good luck with your NG copy, and have fun being a boring bland copy of something great.

At 2/28/08 04:51 PM, NeillS wrote:

At 2/28/08 03:55 PM, smulse wrote: Hi Everyone! I am back from Prague :)

You lucky phuck.

Indeed. You Lucky Fook.

2 words. Flash Forum.

At 2/22/08 05:42 PM, thoughtpolice wrote: I turn 18 tomorrow; yaaay.

I need to register to vote and for selective service now. :( On the upside I will now be able to buy porn, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

You lucky...Happy Birthday!

At 2/17/08 09:13 PM, Celtrum wrote: Cool!
Go to START.
Click RUN
Copy and Paste this:
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Press enter. Hope ya' like it!

THAT IS SO AMAZING. I FINALLY FINISHED IT! WOW.

2) how are the submissions automatically shown on the homepage??? does some javascript code actually write a new html document every time some1 submits something???

Yea, like they said, with PHP. To better understand the concept, I think of it as one page, just edited based on the ID of the movie, and by referencing that ID, the database can find it's name, length, etc. So just think of it as one page, but for every movie, it edits itself.

That's sort of how I view it, anyway.

If it's FLASH it belongs in the FLASH Forum. I wish people would learn how to read, it would make the world such a better place.

At 2/13/08 08:44 PM, wiidude wrote: Uhhh, wish i ould participate, but google suspended my account for have too many ads :X (138 on a single page)

Geesh, 138 on one page? What was it, a page of nothing but ads?

Fourthed, space and b/w goes up each week.

Fifthded? Fifthed? Oh whatever the term is, I LOVE Dreamhost.

At 2/11/08 02:32 PM, NeillS wrote:

At 2/11/08 02:07 PM, elbekko wrote: Hahahaha :D

Teh hammer is OKAI.

Shoulda stayed at level 9 like I have been for 2+ years.

That's why I stayed at what is it, level 9? I love teh glove + barbed wire Icon :)

At 2/8/08 03:38 PM, bob wrote: This whole thread made me laugh. Every post, each louder than the last.

I agree. Nice to see you here Bob :D

Nevermind, it works, I freaking forgot to save it as a .rar archive, instead of .zip. I wonder if you can embed images into images this way?

At 2/7/08 09:29 PM, chivi wrote: I need someone how know a site to find news flash maker.

Wait, what? Please be more clear, I can't understand what you need.

Didn't work for me. The archive is damaged when it's hidden in a jpg.

I hate it when you write this whole elaborate PHP code and stuff, you test it out, works great. You go to edit it, forgot you deleted a "}" and you mess up you're whole next 3 hours looking for where you missed a "}". Those are really annoying :)

At 2/6/08 04:40 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:

At 2/6/08 04:25 PM, smulse wrote: Also, sponsorships for Flash are pretty easy to come by, even if your game is only semi decent. Loads of shite gets sponsored these days :\

Very true.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7228 68
Just send an email to every one on the list, and see what sorta price you can get.

Ah, sweet, thanks for the link. I wont post a demo or anything, because the idea would be stolen, not by you, but other lurkers. I'm going to finish the engine sometime tonight, I hope.

At 2/6/08 04:00 PM, Jessii wrote:

At 2/6/08 12:28 PM, smulse wrote: I am learning to play "Clocks" (Coldplay) on the piano, and then I am going to learn "How to save a life" (The Fray).

Ew and ew. Can't stand either one of them.

You should be shot. I LOVE those songs, please let me know where you got the sheet music for it, or if you're learning it by ear, I could probably do that as well :).

I like Piano a good bit, and I can play fairly well, and I've never taken lessons :P.

Anyways, what's everyone up to today? I've got a new flash game coming along quite well, almost finished my mock-up engine. The whole thing's a really simple concept, yet strangely addicting at the same time, I hope it does well. I'd love a Daily-anything, a front page or sponsorship would make me lose my mind out of sheer happiness though :). There's no way it'll get either, I don't think, but I'm sure as heck going to try :)

C++ = pwnage.

Nuff' Said.

Plus, I hope I'm not considered mean, I really try NOT to be, actually :S

At 2/5/08 09:28 PM, yeti92 wrote: Im making my first game ( a 2d shooter like megaman but whit zombies) and i need some zombies sprites cuz i dont know how to make want and those on spriters ressource are bad

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flash forum dude. Please speak more clearly so people can help you in the future.

At 2/5/08 06:29 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote: Wow I wish faggy little hacker kids didn't exist, then I wouldn't have to encrypt EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ALPHANUMERICAL DATA that is being sent to and from my game.

Yea, that's gotta be annoying :S

And the New York Giants win the Super Bowl!

I don't quite care, but I did see the last 2 minutes.

At 2/3/08 07:33 PM, elbekko wrote: It actually looks really good :)

The cube there looks a bit odd tho...

Yea. I would LOVE to learn how to do that stuff. I'm not so far into programming yet though :S

Well, C++ anyway.

At 2/3/08 07:48 PM, Relish wrote: People normally will not do something of that extent for free. :\

He didn't say it was free. I would normally be interested, but cash is generally better for me, sorry :S

At 2/3/08 09:03 PM, darkmpulse1 wrote: a mebership thing like the one newgrounds has but i dont no how to draw a picture for each level or do all the other kool stuff like make a page for them or a pming system any help anyone im using joomla

It might help if you spoke ENGLISH. Plus, Newgrounds hand coded all of it's stuff, it's not some CMS like Joomla. The Level pics are all pictures and stuff, created with a computer. That's all the advice I can offer, considering I don't understand you at all.

At 2/2/08 12:35 PM, SpamBurger wrote:

At 2/1/08 06:56 PM, SpamBurger wrote: I think I may have found a technique that works for me, and allows me to induce lucid dreams at will, so all I will be doing this weekend is experimenting with sleep and lucid dreaming :)

Ha ha, I was right! I got 2 lucid dreams last night :D

Holy crap you HAVE to tell me how you do it. Lucid dreaming is SO AMAZING!

Graphics aren't mind-blowing? Those graphics look like took absolutely no effort at all to create. The game's movement system is horrendous, and the collision testing is also freaking horrible. I was having trouble with level 2 because the black road kept sending me to the beginning of the level. Work on your graphics, and make the plan smaller, so you're not missing the wall by a freaking pixel.

If this was a flash game, I'd throw you off a building, but since I don't think it is, it's not entirely terrible, but better luck next time.

Thanks for wasting like 5 minutes of my life :S

At 2/2/08 06:46 AM, smulse wrote: I am going out with a girl later on :D

You lucky. I've always been kind of nervous asking the one I like out, even though I talk and hang around girls every day xD

At 2/1/08 10:26 PM, Mehrdad14 wrote: I can make one... lol but i wont supply the server...

He never said he needed a server anyway. If this is related to a FLASH game, go to the FLASH forum...

Plus, use armorbot :)

At 2/1/08 08:24 PM, NeillS wrote: Er, I invited you, and if you read, I get creds for the referrals. +, I don't even know if you get beta access for just signing up on your own. You used to have to be granted it.

you're right, I'll make a new account for beta access then :)