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I don't think that you are looking at the long term here. You don't smoke, but SHE does. This automatically makes her a great canidate for marriage. Let me explain why.

How long do you plan on living? You don't really want to stick around for those last miserable years sitting in a wheelchair atop a pile of your own diapered filth, repeatedly shouting for a nurse, do you? Let's be realistic there is such a thing as too old. There's a great way to avoid this problem. Second hand smoke. She'll be saving you from 5, if not 10 years of absolute misery that you will go through while remembering what it was like when you could stand up and pee at the same time.

The second benefit of course is that she will more than likely die before you do. Now, as tragic as this may sound you have to realize that as her spouse you would be entitled to take out a hefty life insurance policy on her. Then all you have to do is sit back and let Phillip Morris do the work. By the time you are 50, you'll have the house paid off, a couple of cars, a nice 401k built up, and a mother load of insurance money.

The last 10 years of your life could be one hell of a great experience, complete with sky diving, trips to Vegas, courting younger women that only care about your money, you name it. Just remember to live it up and actually spend the cash, because (let's get real) you can't take it with you when you go. I say go for it, don't just kiss the girl, put a ring on it.

Can someone send me a hint or solution to the Moon medal please? I must have played this thing five times.