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Response to: Cooking With Cum? Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

I like babies in my food!!!

Response to: No Cussing Club Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

Oh barnacles I cut my finger ff!

Response to: Zombies At Your Door Posted March 2nd, 2009 in General

At 3/2/09 12:33 PM, simon wrote:
At 3/2/09 12:30 PM, Zombie-Toaster wrote: I would pretend I'm a zombie. Zombies are supposed to be dumb right?
You'll get far.

Lol Shaun of the dead!

Response to: Write on my belly!!! Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

At 2/27/09 11:17 PM, elace wrote: thereinothingtoeat im so soz dude after i got so far i coudlnt see so i wasnt able to write whole name but i got most my bad man ...

K thanks LOL

Response to: Sign my hat! Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

Me in rd plzzzzz

Response to: Newgrounders are the greatest Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

Just like barney , No sarcasm intended.

Response to: Write on my belly!!! Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

Me Plzzzz

Response to: Texting Drivers Are Stupid Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

At 2/23/09 04:26 PM, STANMARSH1234 wrote: After driving past countless situations of losers who text while driving I'm sending this out to ask people to please stop driving while texting all those who will forever not text while driving please post below!

My friend drove right into a gap while texting.

Response to: Get Your Name on my Wall Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

Me in red!

Response to: Can't stop farting Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

At 2/27/09 07:42 AM, sonicfeet1 wrote:
At 2/26/09 10:35 PM, Amorphous wrote: Jesus F. Christ, where do all these gases come from? I don't remember shoving an air compressor up my ass. It's like my colon is a portal to the elemental plane of methane and it just won't shut itself.
Sorry for asking, but does your ass feel good with every fart?

I know mine does.

Response to: Jammed Finger Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

At 2/27/09 05:06 PM, EricTheMan wrote: I did it today in gym. It's my middle finger and it hurts like hell and it's all swolen.
Any tips?

May I ask how you jammed it?

Response to: Channel 5 is the best. Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

At 2/27/09 05:41 PM, yhar wrote: I'm serious, I used to hate it, I used to prefer BBC1, BBC2, ITV and C4 over it, but now it's awesome. ITV used to have a show called "Numbers" which I enjoyed, then they dropped it and C5 picked it up, C5 has CSI, NCIS, CSI:NY, CSI:MIAMI.

Spread the channel 5 love, no other channels have shit on it, I love you, Channel 5!

My channel five is HBO and the only time it's good is at midnight on Fridays. =P

Response to: The World's Ugliest Athletes Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

That looks like my cousin!

Response to: my dad is such a noob Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

At 2/24/09 05:26 PM, snowy556 wrote: Everything he has every typed to people on the internet has been in ALL CAPS even though we told him that he is basically yelling at people, and they probably think he is a d-bag.

Anyone else have something like this happen?

when you tell people that what they are doing is wrong, but they keep doing it to this day, out of pure stubburness? (or maybe for my dad, his pure bad vision?)

No offense to black people on PSN but most of them talk like that, and if they send me a message I block them.

Response to: So...Brown spiders... Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

i woke up just right now and in my white blanket i saw a charismatic brown spider , -_-' just laying there watching me sleep , although they are not ferocious but i've been biten twice -_-' , anyway took me one sec to kill her and then i just cant sleep anymore and if there's another spider in my bed just waiting to bite me

Make sure not to kill the red one, with stripes on it.

Response to: Green Tea Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

BLECH! I hate it.

Response to: Happy Birthday Slipperymoosecake s! Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

At 2/24/09 03:36 AM, Zack wrote: I feel so pretty oh soo pretty and witty and gayyyyyyyyyyy and i pittyyy any giirrrlll that issn't meeeee

Are you sure cuz that looks an awful lot like newgrounds on the monitor. dobhidnsfbuhduysbgosuidhfoigusoiufhogis

Response to: What should we call people on NG? Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

Newgrounders

That.

Response to: have you ever seen a death Posted February 23rd, 2009 in General

At 2/23/09 10:22 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:
At 2/23/09 10:21 PM, stfucrapper wrote: nope,but i think i will
what do you mean? do you know that someone is gonna die and your gonna be there or do you just think its gonna happen soon?

Run away it's a murderer!!!

Response to: have you ever seen a death Posted February 23rd, 2009 in General

Yah once when when i was like 4 or something there was this old lady coming out of the bus she twisted her leg and fell out of the bus and smashed her head on the curb of the street and COMPLETELY stopped moving, there was blood all over the side walk and after I saw that my mom covered my eyes.

Response to: School Shootings Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

At 1/4/09 10:16 PM, Achilles2 wrote:
DISCLAIMER: This thread is NOT meant to endorse, praise, or otherwise condone school shootings.
When it comes to YOUR school, are there any signs that someone is about to gun up the place? Was there ever any type of weapons scare in your school? Are you scared shitless of the possibility?

In my school, there was one weapons scare when some kid got stabbed back in November. There aren't any signs that there'll be a shooting, but I still am scared shitless by the possibility.

But enough about me. Let's talk about YOU.

There was this one kid at my school that just looked so depressed and all he did was stare at a wall and threaten everyone that he was gonna kill em . But luckily he moved!

Response to: <-- He Doesn't Seem That Sad... Posted January 6th, 2009 in General

At 1/6/09 04:54 PM, mad-spyke wrote: Someone that farted, then realised they had shit themselves too :(

That actually happened too me once.

Response to: I feel lucky today Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

At 9/15/07 10:54 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: My wife filed a divorce, I lost my dog, my car got stolen, my myspace was hacked, my house burned down, I was mugged on the train, and I shot a cop.

That sounds like an awesome day