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Response to: Pooping Sucks Posted February 26th, 2010 in General

I used to love taking shits because I thought it felt good. Now I hate it because when I pull my pants up after the process my boxers get in an uncomfortable position.

Response to: Court tomorrow.. wasted my life. Posted February 25th, 2010 in General

Eat all you can at a buffet.

Response to: APOSTROPHES Posted February 24th, 2010 in General

At 2/24/10 09:07 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: '' <-------- This thing, right?

/sarcasm

thats an kwoatayshin marc stoopid kaka face

/sarcasm

Response to: Mikey likes it!!! Posted February 24th, 2010 in General

Fail thread is fail.

Mikey likes it!!! Posted February 24th, 2010 in General

Hey Mikey!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TI Nc

Response to: I just had a poo Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

No it just means that your asshole stretched too far apart, so you are not ready for gay butt secks.

Tik Cover Posted February 22nd, 2010 in General

The singing in this video is such a beautiful piece of art work that gave me a boner and made me very happy. This was also an inspirational video to me because I want to be just like her when I grow up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7dK62Qd LM&feature=related

Response to: I have to fight this kid Posted February 22nd, 2010 in General

At 2/21/10 04:58 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: dicks can't fart

Well if you hang upside down and jarrk and twist your boner then your dick will fart and it smells bad.

Response to: Something 1337 happened today... Posted February 21st, 2010 in General

On the highway there is a higheay sign near a college that says 1337.

Response to: Givin' out nicknames to everyone. Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

sure why not

Response to: How would you make this kid cry? Posted February 3rd, 2010 in General

I'd show him this thread.

But I seriously remember seeing this same exact picture but instead his shirt said "I FUCK ON FIRST DATE"
Response to: Rimshots make any sentence cooler. Posted February 3rd, 2010 in General

I fail at life.

BA DUM TISH
Response to: Miley Cyrus' sister launches... Posted February 3rd, 2010 in General

dat iz who i wanna be wen i gro up

Response to: Debark your dog? Posted February 3rd, 2010 in General

Sure it may be annoying but that is just wrong.

Response to: World's smallest mother- third kid Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

Imagine how sex would be for the dad.

Response to: How did you find out santa was fake Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

I never believed in him.

Response to: I found a frog. Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

At 12/5/09 11:19 PM, jakenator85 wrote:
At 12/5/09 04:38 PM, daniel123297 wrote: I found one at school. In some grass. My friend picked it up and put him in a bush.

HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
There's rats in MY school. Beat that!

Hotwheels...BEAT THAT

Response to: I found a frog. Posted December 5th, 2009 in General

My brother's friend threw a frisbee at ones head and knocked it out.

Response to: Too Fat to Work. Posted December 4th, 2009 in General

Sit like this makes me not want to eat.

Response to: This thread will never exceed 1page Posted November 28th, 2009 in General

Yes it will.

Response to: I wanna travel the world Posted November 28th, 2009 in General

At 11/28/09 05:32 PM, awerz wrote:
At 11/28/09 05:31 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I will on one condition:

We sleep in seperate beds.
I will only if we sleep in the same bed.

and I mean all three of us.

All four of us?

Response to: boost a nerd's self-esteem month! Posted November 28th, 2009 in General

I don't want compliment no no no.

Do it.
Response to: Do You Get Bored While Shitting? Posted November 28th, 2009 in General

Sorry I don't want blue ink in my crusty butthole.

Response to: Did I just get phished? Posted November 18th, 2009 in General

At 11/18/09 06:22 PM, Goldfire64 wrote: yeah, i see a link like that and i am not going to click on it.

Do you have that firefox add on that lets you go to a page without actually going to it?

Im no hacker.

Response to: Photoshop this kid Posted September 29th, 2009 in General

At 9/27/09 09:27 AM, Crink wrote: Kanye.

Looks like he pissed himself.

Response to: How to be cool on Newgrounds Posted September 10th, 2009 in General

At 9/10/09 09:12 PM, Gagsy Didn't write:

PENISSSMC COQUE BALLS

YESSS Now i know holy shit I feel so happy now I might just go shoot a DONKEY TOWELS.

Response to: Noma (might be nsfw) Posted September 10th, 2009 in General

At 9/10/09 07:03 PM, Pitmanz wrote: I feel fucking bad for that guy.

Guy

Shit like that makes the right side of my face tingle.
Response to: fads in your school Posted September 10th, 2009 in General

At 9/10/09 05:22 PM, kamelona wrote: Everybody's a fucking Abercrombie clone that only play CoD and watch Family Guy

I play Call of Duty and watch family guy, But I don't wear Abercrombie.

Response to: 15 reasons to be a vegetarian NSFW Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

At 8/21/09 08:35 PM, AngryBanana wrote: Pffft fuck animals, bro.

I need my bro steak so I can hit the bro gym and bench like 600, bro.

Bro.

Yeah, bro.