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203 Forum Posts by "THEREINOTHINGTOEAT"

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Response to: Really fat guy at work Posted July 15th, 2010 in General

Just put it on youtube for our entertainment.

Response to: Quote Me Goddarnit Posted July 15th, 2010 in General
At 7/15/10 10:44 PM, naronic wrote: OK I'm officially SO sick and tired of this
I work my *ss off writing out well written thesis statements and reply's in good threads voicing my opinion, only for the next +1 post to completely derail the thread and for my post to be ignored completely.

RECOGNIZE ME

Your name is naronic, so be naronic.(whatever that means)

Response to: God did it. Posted July 15th, 2010 in General

Only comment on the article: "thank u for you service" couldn't stop laughing.

Response to: Man caught with 70 dead babies Posted July 9th, 2010 in General
At 7/9/10 06:59 AM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:
At 7/9/10 06:56 AM, DemonicDuo wrote: "I could have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
that made you sound like a complete cunt.

It made him cool.

Response to: OH SNAP! BUTT SEX FLY! Posted July 9th, 2010 in General

I got a piece of chicken that was shaped like dick N balls yesterday.

Response to: Corny Joke Thread Posted July 7th, 2010 in General

What do you call a well-dressed dog?

A dandy dog!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Response to: I get a hard-on to everything. :'( Posted July 7th, 2010 in General

Because you are the Jedi Master.

Response to: Hey Ng Posted July 5th, 2010 in General

Yes you should.

Response to: oh shit, no mods on Posted July 5th, 2010 in General

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once again

Response to: oh shit, no mods on Posted July 5th, 2010 in General

Santa america united kingdom whale wars cool people retardation habitual action advertisements Mother jewish swan duckling melted shit disappear red line red lazer disappear virtual wtf banananananan.

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah!

Response to: Photoshop Tough Little Girl Posted July 5th, 2010 in General
At 1/12/10 08:45 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

A bitch.

Response to: This thing is fucking awesome Posted July 4th, 2010 in General

Holy shit!. He got the guy doing pullups on the add on the side!

Response to: Why does America has the best shit? Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

We also have fat people.

Response to: 10 word insult Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

You are a poopy poopy poopy poopy poo poo face.

Holy Moly Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

Step 1: Go to google
Step 2: Type "I can read wikipedia"
Step 3: Hit I'm feeling lucky
Step 4: Discuss

Response to: M&Ms is Racist! Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

It's whats inside that counts.

Response to: Alien in my house Posted June 27th, 2010 in General

Did he eat your camera?

Response to: Read over my script Posted June 21st, 2010 in General

Write some newgrounds staff slashfic then I'll be happy.

Response to: I was expelled. Posted June 21st, 2010 in General

I can't believe I read all of that. Oh well, I still love you.

Response to: I think you all need to see this. Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

I am satisfied.

Response to: I am the most enigmatic man on Eart Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

"Eart" That's the way my mom says it. that makes this thread funny.

Response to: Cop punches girl in face Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

It was either because she was black, or because he felt like it. Pick one.

Response to: So I was at a buffet today and... Posted June 20th, 2010 in General
At 6/20/10 12:13 AM, Piss wrote:
At 6/20/10 12:12 AM, THEREINOTHINGTOEAT wrote:
At 6/20/10 12:11 AM, Piss wrote: I can pour a perfect full glass every time. Should I consider becoming a waiter?
No but I mean like PERFECTLY and really fast, it scares me.
I can do that too, even with bubbly soda. Should I consider becoming a waiter?

Hush your lips.

Response to: So I was at a buffet today and... Posted June 20th, 2010 in General
At 6/20/10 12:11 AM, Piss wrote: I can pour a perfect full glass every time. Should I consider becoming a waiter?

No but I mean like PERFECTLY and really fast, it scares me.

So I was at a buffet today and... Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

I noticed that the waiter was like a robot. When he walked around, he was as stiff as if he had a stick up his ass. But the thing that stuck out the most about him was that whenever he poured a glass of water, with precise marksmanship he fills the glass up perfectly to the top. I was just so fascinated by this that I went home and made a thread about it.

Also, another thing the waiter poured the glass of water and THEN offered if I wanted more after he had already poured the water. This annoyed me. Now I kind of feel like an ass now that I think about it.Oh well.

Has anyone noticed the amazing magical glass pouring abilities these Asian waiter people have?

Response to: What if Zelda was a girl? Posted June 18th, 2010 in General

Hey gaiz, I think he's trolling.

Response to: If a dog was... Posted June 16th, 2010 in General
At 6/16/10 09:55 PM, Ultor wrote:
Pet owners be sure to input

I have 2 dogs but I'm not sure what I'd do with it.

Response to: Binge sleeping Posted June 16th, 2010 in General

About a day and a half in kindergarten for no reason.

Response to: Post your best linguistic quotes Posted June 16th, 2010 in General

If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have I'D have ONE dollar!

Response to: Least Favorite Level Icon... Posted June 16th, 2010 in General

My icon but I'M too lazy to level up.

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