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I have been listening to a lot of Korn and Slipknot recently and I wonder if you people have any other metal bands that you think I might like, Thanks!

At 6/1/11 08:44 PM, ExplodingPiglets wrote: I'll try to keep this as brief as I possible can since I know you guys have short attention spans and could use some help from www.hookedonphonics.com,

I was to lazy to even read the link.

so here I go. If this is still too long, I included a TL;DR VERSION at the bottom. I was making out with my girlfriend in the car when one of her hairs went up my nostril, causing me to sneeze. Not only did I get snot and spittle all over her face and in her eyes, my forehead crashed against her nose and broke it.

Blood spewed everywhere and she screamed bloody murder. I felt so horrible! I tried to wipe the mess off her face, but as soon as I touched her nose, she slapped me. I don't think she meant to slap me, I think it was just a reaction to her pain. Nevertheless, when she slapped me, I instinctively punched her back as I was trained to do in Karate.

She blacked out and I felt double horrible and I took her to the hospital. The surgeons say her nose will have to undergo some plastic surgery if she wants it to look normal again. But she her insurance will not cover it and neither will mine. Neither of us can afford the plastic surgery she requires. So for now she looks like Daffy duck. She is extremely pissed at me and I don't blame her. Does anybody have any advice?

TL;DR- Read above.

At 4/23/11 08:44 AM, Prome wrote: They were probably some spoiled rich girls, i see people like those everyday. I think i'm used to it.

God tell me about it. They have no path in life.

At 4/20/11 10:11 PM, Squidbit wrote: But what about... Bacon filled donuts?

HOLY SHIT! Sensationally Awe Inspiring!

At 4/20/11 04:36 PM, TasmanianDevil wrote: How do I tell people about this?

BTW only went to church only once.

I always just said the I never cared about religion or really believed in god. I usually keeps people off my back.

Good sir,

You have just conjured up the most amazing idea, bacon is the meat for gods!

Huh I was sure this rave about "The Room" had passed.

At 4/17/11 03:45 PM, Markface wrote: How is it that some people can have such large amount of posts in such a short time. There's some people who have more than double my posts and have only been on this site a third of the time I have.

I mean, there's something a little obsessive about 5,000 posts in the space of a year or two.

How do you guys find the time to post so much?

Wow that actually pretty weird. Well for me I had an old account that had been active sense 06, but I was off
New-grounds for a year so I made a new one. Maybe its because I was used to posting so much on my old one it just rubbed of onto this.

At 4/17/11 11:09 AM, killerrob wrote: ...Should I be arrested?

Yes.

Well this post was short.

Lol, wat? This is actually kinda interesting.

Can't wait!

I like this thread. I'll be sure to post some of my doodles when I can make some in school.*

*sick day.

At 4/4/11 05:08 PM, MrFyasko wrote: The profile is alot cleaner than anything else. Traced?

Actually I did this on paper from reference (no trace), scanned it, and edited it on Art Rage. Here's it after working on it for awhile. I still need a bit more guidance on where to go from here.

I need some suggestions on this one. I'm not quite sure how to finish it.

At 4/3/11 03:47 PM, TheThinWhale wrote: I know you said headphones but if you would like any earbuds I would recommend JVC.

Hmm these look pretty good, I'll add them to my maybe list.

I'm looking for some good priced, good sound headphones, and I'm wondering if anyone has any suggestions. I need some sturdy one because it seems like I run right through them.

Uh..

Good Reasons.

1. I'm athletic
2. Pretty strong for my age
3. I'm on NG
4. I listen to Heavy Metal
5. I like playboy
6. I can work a computer pretty good
7. I'm social enough
8. I can fight (only for a good reason)
9. I'm sorta school smart
10. I don't judge on sexuality

Bad Reasons
1. I'm an angry person
2. I'm agnostic (Some find this bad)
3. I find relationships with girls that like you hard
4. I space out a lot
5. I listen to music to loud (some find this annoying)
6. I suck at math
7. I have only a few good friends. (don't mean I'm not sociable.)
8. I can be really mean most of the time
9. I'm sorta a jerk
10. My teachers don't necessarily like me

OMG! That so OTW! I can't believe it. Damn Facebook full of all its pedos.

At 3/28/11 07:48 PM, Squidbit wrote: Yeah... That's a little too much texting. I text people whenever I have shit to say to them. What could I possibly need to say while I'm in the shower?

At 3/28/11 07:41 PM, Painbringer wrote: Once texting becomes obsolete people will be 3D holo conferencing in the shower.

Lol gross.

Depends.

I would like a sexy Heavy Metal themed signiture, I'm not sure how to put it, Maybe just a hot blonde lying on her side with my user name (TheRedRocks) in red across her stomach, something like that.

It would be really cool if you could do this! Thank you!

I think they should and get rid of those dumb purple dress commercials.

At 3/16/11 11:33 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Fabs everywhere, excessive use of that blushing thread mood smiley followed by homosexual statements. You guys are either metrosexual, or just a homo.

I'm sure someone has posted this before me, but are not you a user, or you just afraid you might be gay, are you afraid darklink4567? Of you sexuality? Homophobic.

I can't imagine.

I don't know! I'm not a girl.

Okay.

I'm not a stereotype, I'm just a jerk.

Oh my god! I hate you all to! You guys are amazing.

I turned to see Travis and The Shadow standing behind us. They both were holding flame swords with red and blue flames.

"I want Travis" I said with great grim, I brandished my Protectors Blade, It was hissing loudly and the blade glowed so red that It hurt my eyes.

Farrox pulled out his Aura Sword, It was glowing a magnificent blue and the blade had turned gold.

Miles stood next to us holding his Oblitorator at the ready, we exchanged looks, then...

THE BATTLE BEGAN!

I knew that Farrox did not think he needed my protection, but I still felt that someday he will be just out of my reach and he'll die. This Miles guy was starting to sound okay, but when ever I thought about him my Protectors Blade hissed at me. I was getting used to using a sword instead of a gun now, but it still felt kinda funny. Farrox always seemed to glance at me in a suspicious way every once in awhile. Maybe he's just make sure I'm still all there.

"Were almost there!" Farrox said

"Okay, but remember we can't just run in there an start hacking and slashing."

"Okay, lets think of a plan."

Farrox peeked around the cornor, "I see him!"

I craned my neck and could see Miles pacing back in forth in his cell, next to him were three, burly looking werewolves.

"I will take out the werewolves, you go for Miles" I said looking at Farrox

"Right."

And just like that I brandished my Protectors Blade and pointed it at the beasts. The first on charged at me from the side I bashed him with the hilt and one of the snakes tore at his face with his teeth, huh, they move. He fell back and I cut his head of with a quick slash of my arm. The other two came at me and I took them out with my double barrel.

"Samwell, your quite a fighter."

I turned to see Farrox and Miles starring at me.

"It's because I have a reason."

And with that we headed further into the base.