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Welcome to Newgrounds Every curse my Everyone

Guys i just found our worst problem yet...

ITS CHUCK NORRIS!

Its new grounds get used to it buddy.

I would fuckin kill this beast!

I have no emotion...

My eyes just got burned.

Welcome to Alaska Alaska!

At 9/1/10 02:21 AM, DM692 wrote:

At 9/1/10 02:18 AM, MisterWonderful wrote: i change my aura every week

Great, you get a new set of enemies every 7 days.

FUCK THEM ALL UP

That's a lot of enemies

At 9/5/10 12:12 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Wait a minute. Hasn't anyone ever tried peeing with no hands? I mean sure its harder to aim but why would you touch your dick with potentially dangerous things on it. Think before you touch your manhood THINK!

Hey I'm 19 its all those teenage wires in my brain going of all at once.

At 9/4/10 11:54 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Imagine taking a piss with concentrated sulphuric acid or hydrochloric acid on your hands. Good luck even getting to the pissing stage.

Lols

On your hands is the worst possible thing you could possibly. I was making some nachos and i got the chillie out. Well some of the residue got on my hands.... I went to take a piss.... And a day of pain there was!

Newgrounds lets give him our "serious" answers.

Just tell her how you feel about her then let her be for awhile. And wait. Nothing happens then it just not meant to be. Or just kill her boyfriend that work to.

Everybody saw this coming....

New grounds has changing emotions. This just so happens to be a bad day.

Oh yes.

At 9/2/10 08:43 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: But who cares about that. Comments from butthurt christians here are even better.

Good for Hawkings.

At 9/2/10 10:44 PM, PhyroDragon wrote:

At 9/2/10 10:43 PM, Donut wrote: What, is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Baby don't hurt me

Know More!

Big Brother- Guitar, Santana, Demanding, murderous.

Give this man a new level!

At 9/2/10 12:48 AM, ArtistJ wrote: When you die, You shit.
It actually is one of the few places you can kick the bucket where you don't shit your pants/ the bed/ the car.

And it's certainly less embarrassing than Autoerotic asphyxiation

So true.

At 9/1/10 08:07 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Who would have the highest post count?

My old account or my new one?

Either way i would be dead.

At 9/1/10 11:48 PM, BrokenPaw wrote: I probably wouldn't kill someone in the first place dude.

I dido that.

At 9/1/10 11:56 PM, ryanboy8 wrote: My mother's grandmother died on the toilet, except her heart exploded while on it. I think it was her Grandma, atleast.

Wait it exploaded.

holy crap

Horray!

That would really suck butt.

At 9/1/10 11:33 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: Welcome to Newgrounds

Every Insult, By Everyone

What your saying is the word sympathy dose not apply here.

Ive been on sense 06 but this is a new account because my other one go hacked hardcore.

It seems to happen to a lot of people these days.

You my sir have failed. In a funny way.

but aren't all fails funny.

Shoop Da Woop