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At 12/8/10 05:51 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Saw Dickneck himself online last night. So i decided to use this.

AHAHAHA I remember that!

At 12/5/10 07:12 PM, quagmire690 wrote: just found this, and i though NG would want this gif >:)

Never again.

(I want it!)

At 12/18/10 03:20 AM, CalvinGodly wrote: Get some gloves and a few hoodies and grab their tails and then slam the heads against the wall as hard as you can, they die instantly.

Heheheh.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas NG gave to me: A thread worth my time!

Oh man I can't take another fake Tom Fulp's Son profile! Oh well congrats anyways.

The diner of a god (and us).

When I got to punch the brown nose in the eye. A feeling of bliss.

It's all your fault.

At 12/18/10 03:57 AM, Sanch wrote: I like Alaska, it has the lowest Mexican population out of any state. Guess that tells you a lot about how they come here, hmm?

Hey asshole I live in Alaska and I'm part Mexican.

Try getting kicked out for two weeks. Then come back and tell me that 3 days was the best time of your life.

Try living in the state and still having to watch those shows.

"Whats on the T.V. oh look it______ What he hell! Oh My God I already know about this! I live in the damn state!"

At 12/18/10 02:39 AM, PsilocybinShroom wrote: This is definite bullshit, with no doubt.

Oh, and you must be the so and so that's a pussy, because 22 calibers are pussy guns.

No it's not bullshit... It Cordova Fucking Alaska. One and two whould you rather me blow the shit out of the damn thing with a Thirty Ought Six. The 22 would be nice and easy and have no mess.

At 12/17/10 06:00 PM, Lublub194 wrote: So has anyone else noticed that my level icon looks like I just finished jacking it and forgot to clean up...?

Ah Ha! I laugh at it!

So today after swim team I head over to the school, drop of my stuff, and head straight to the gym. I smile as I hear the clanging of weights and the occasional "so and so's a pussy!"

I walk in and greet my weight lifting coach. He then tells me he has a job for me. "You've taken Hunters Safety right?"

"Of course." I said. He then told me that the building he was restoring had a bunch of feral cats under the house. They wouldn't leave and needed to be put down. I said I would do if for 2.50 per cat. He agreed.

So I ask you New-grounders if you have any tips for hunting down animals and "Putting them down". What I should use to kill them ect. I have a bit of experience and was thinking of using a 22 rifle. Please don't think be cruel for this, The cats are already proven dangerous.

At 12/17/10 11:42 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Oh look, a shitty thread.

Oh I see it to... Oh look there it goes! Take a picture!

At 9/21/10 10:15 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 9/21/10 02:07 AM, Ypok wrote: Be sure to look out for "Madness Invasion" when it comes out!

Oh, I will be..... I will be.

I'll be looking for it first!

Nice sketch. Hope to see more.

At 12/12/10 05:49 PM, Wolfos wrote: There was this teacher that sat next to me when I was having a conversation with my friends the other day.
After a while she turned to me and said "That's the 30th time you've used a swear word in 5 minutes, and yes I have counted that.", I was like "HIGH SCORE!!!".

I Just beat your score! 31 swears in 5 minutes. HIGH SCORE!!!!

At 12/7/10 09:40 PM, Shade wrote:

At 12/7/10 09:38 PM, jonisafreak3 wrote: Still blows my mind that my friend bought a T-shirt with this on it.

And I thought mine was NSFW!!!

Shit that's fucked up

I know Jesus!

At 12/7/10 09:31 PM, Mortician97 wrote: OMG i never thought this would ever be useful

Nice...

Here's Mine!

So Newgrounds... whats your favorite album cover.

Just say "Well this awkward..." and it works the rest plays out.

Me and friend used to do this awhile back we would take turns writing parts of a made up paragraph and keep adding on to it. Lets see what we can we do!

Here's the start:

I was walking down the street when I saw a....

What ever Tom had for dinner.

sorry Tom I can't help myself....

I've always wanted my hair to be dyed a different color for the fun of it..... But what you told us here today is just stupid. Some people are just different and some ass holes need to understand that.

At 12/6/10 06:32 PM, Slingshot wrote: But no really, we're not. Seriously why does every little 13-15 year-old punk come on here thinking they're the smartest people on the planet?

I bet your thirteen

I don't know how many times of seen the template of "God doesn't exist because__________. And you're all stupid for believing in him." or "You're all stupid because _________. And that is why my shit don't stink." Seriously nothing you say matters. We've heard it all. I know it makes you feel important to think that your some sort of 21st century philosopher that just discovered the secrets of the universe but you're not.

You're all idiots. Hell, we're all idiots. Not a single damn person on Newgrounds has had an original thought, EVER! They either take some shit they got from tv or the internet or they say some thing that's basic knowledge that everyone already knows.

So stop with the pointless rants. Nothing any of you say matters. You're all stupid and yet all intelligent, because you all think/know the same damn things.

So basically, shut up and go to college, get some life experience, and actually discover some shit before you go around acting like your the smartest person in the world.

/rant

At 12/6/10 11:27 PM, Porch wrote:

At 12/6/10 09:43 PM, Shade wrote: Look me in the eye and say this doesn't make you want to go fight some samurai battles.

sounds dumb imo

go listen to soad, there 1000x better than anything on this thread

I listen to all metal S.O.A.D is an awesome band but so is Slayer.

At 12/6/10 10:41 PM, PostApocalypticLife wrote:

At 12/6/10 09:55 PM, Hancack wrote: You need some
Soulja.

No. Fucking no.

Your my hero!

At 12/6/10 09:40 PM, Slingshot wrote: This is Newgrounds 26 days from now.

Noooooo!