keep talking up california so those bastards will stop moving to arizona, we have our quota thanks

yes, but misspelling a thread title should be punishable by castration

At 8/8/08 06:40 AM, Dew wrote:

Again, I can't really say this enough, but the increase in crappy users also astounds me. To see grown men, or otherwise "Mature" Men, going out and talking about mutilating their penis, or scat or midget porn or whatever shit you want to say, is really quite discouraging.

Hmmm, the BBS has ALWAYS been retarded....the pics that were posted were often of questionable maturity....seems to be cleaned up waaaay more than it used to be, and I haven't been on NG as long as some. Some of my old reviews were deleted because of "language" issues. Tom has always tried to get the advertising dollars, which means NG had to have its "rough edges" smoothed out. Don't get me wrong, though, it's still a cool site.

i get the bbs all to myself heh heh heh

1. If a plane crashes on the border between California and Nevada, where do you burry the survivors?

In my yard.

2. " X + 2 ". Find 'X'

-2

3. Joe is a thirty four year old blind man that lives in Belize.

With hugs and kisses.

4. What is 2 and 2 put together?

2and2

5. If I got a nickel for every number in this entire post, how much will I have? (Note: This includes word form and numerical form. '2' and 'two' both count.)

1+2+3+4+5+2+34+2+2+nickel (1)+2+two=60 or 3 dollars

Excellent analysis. I remember a certain female poster who posted pics of her sweater puppies here. Brought out all the morons.

incest you say? how would you know if it was incest or not. it's the internet, after all...

How about we just let reviewers and animators receive candy or electric shocks for posting movies and reviews. Wouldn't that just be the s**t?

I once invaded France and the Low Countries when I was about 8. My mom made me come home early.

At 10/29/06 11:35 PM, ReconRebel wrote:

At 10/29/06 11:14 PM, Bipolar2 wrote: Im serious about this

If they legalize marijuana shouldn’t they legalize prostitution?

Ha! I could see the government imposing a tax on marijuana if it was legalized, but prostitution? It's probably the oldest illegal trade still going today. If it were legalized and taxed would that make the government a bunch of pimps?

We can't have that. Besides, we already know congressmen are a bunch of whores. Ya can get anything out of a congressman for the right price.

At 5/30/06 12:51 AM, PantsAndSandals wrote: I swear this lady is fucking crazy!

Crazy bitch eating cat food

that's because she already ate the cat

Naruto, like Inuyasha before it, should be destroyed in the interest of public safety

At 5/30/06 03:36 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Hello good sirs and gentlemens. My name is Ryan McGowan. I have traveled for days and nights in search for a forum where I can have people rate my appearance.

You see, I have a disease. This disease is very rare and causes my skin to turn grey, my nose to grow, and for random amounts of mucous to generate across my face.

So please be gentle when you RATE MY PIKTEUR.

so, um, does that make it difficult to type forum posts? I don't see much light getting in those little eye holes

At 5/30/06 12:30 AM, lolbanz0r wrote: since 2 is the plural of 1, @ would be the plural of !. right?

therefore, you could use @ instead of using multiple !'s.

was there court ordered medication involved in this revelation?

At 5/30/06 03:14 AM, lolbanz0r wrote:

At 5/30/06 03:00 AM, Slinging-Blood wrote: BUT MOMMY, I WANT MY YU-GHI-OH CARDS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

speaking of which, my friend got arrested for stealing them from walmart 2 weeks ago.

that's pathetic, sad and amusing all at once

At 5/30/06 02:32 AM, schnappi wrote: It has Been confirmed that there is going to be a diablo 3, and being a big fan of the diablo and the sequel (them being my fav games) im extremely excited, but also concerned.

wow that's great i spent two years online playing that infernal game - now i'm about to waste more of it

don't overlook titanquest - it's a diablo rip off

well, what's nastier, a) huge swollen testicles or b) the village chief putting his hands under them to you can climb back into your hovel...? or perhaps c) the fact that there is no running water in the village so neither the balls nor the chief's hands get washed more than once a year...

i don't recommend it, but many homeless people seem to enjoy going without clean clothes for extended periods. i love it when they urinate and defecate repeatedly in the same pair of jeans as they pass out from intoxication every night, and then take those jeans off and put them in my trash. makes you happy to be alive.

admit it: you had an erection the whole time

it's all good

wait...let me get this straight...i have to pay money to see some chick shove a dildo up her ass on a webcam?

NOT

At 2/21/04 03:32 AM, the_unknown_soldier wrote:

At 2/21/04 03:24 AM, therazorsedge555 wrote: wow that's...really...er...disgusting....

congrats

love the pooh stick sig..... man that takes me back!

as for altr and shrap... awwwwww how nice.

dude, the watchers were L33T. *sniffs*

alot of people go to school AND have a job. so for those of you that are living off of student loans and/or mommy and daddy:

HELLO GOING TO SCHOOL IS NOT A JOB

now get back to work

newsflash: if you are rick james, you ARE the bitch. go get me some jeri curl at the store, bitch.

my ex-gf has 1.earrings.
2. nipples pierced
3. navel ring
4. clit ring

she must have about 2 pounds of jewelry hanging off her.

anyways, i met her new bf tonight and HE'S BALD

PMSL

wow that's...really...er...disgusting....

congrats

emo used to mean a bunch of nerds playing punk rock. now it means....you're about to hear a bunch of whiny jerkoffs while teenaged girls pee their pants

wow...that's...simply....fascinating.....

that's a shame. i can always use more blam points....

At 2/13/04 01:14 AM, OVlez wrote: Do you get nervous before/during your first time or am I just paranoid?

not if you are as drunk as i was. alcohol is america's best aphrodisiac.

At 2/13/04 01:07 AM, Captain_Bob wrote: If it's porn you want, look no further:

http://www.hotlesbiansex.com

thanks for that link, i just about went blind