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I got sick on Christmas last year. It sucked i spent like two hours in the bathroom throwing up and couldn't play my new copy of mirrors edge.

So im walking on the street with my freind and were talking and i look over at the road and see a crushed pack of trogan condoms a tube of something and there was a bunch of liquid all oer the road around it. I hate it whene people do shit like this its disqusting!

yay, nowq show her this forum and lose her.

"Yea you are" and "i know you are but what am i"

At 12/7/09 01:37 PM, Boxxero wrote: Wouldn't it be a good idea of introducing shower gel in prison showers instead of soap? It would probably a lot of rapes from dropping the soap.

it depends how you bend down to get the soap.
bend over = rape

Squat = picking up soap.

At 12/22/09 02:50 PM, DestinyDesire wrote: Maybe she's lesbian.

maybe you are.

Sangia. the lost planet of the ninth demension as a full name.

At 12/22/09 09:09 AM, Grizzli wrote: im sorry, did i ruin your little threesome here?

now that we're back on track, how the hell did you break a butterfly knife by dropping it. musta been really crappy or something..... maybe go buy a new one?

You cant buy a new one. there illeagle in the U.S.

This is the best thread ever.

At 12/22/09 11:21 AM, Makakaov wrote: My last thoughts will be:

"If this chair was made of wood, it'd go on fire in middle of execution and i could run... What a shame that for my last wish i asked for some ice cream and french fries from McDonald's..."

funny my final wish would be to plant c-4 explosiosives in every McDonalds in existance.

My sister got this for are tiny dog. I was ashamed of her.

I actualy liked it alot, i dont get what your saying about it not having a real plot. sure the plot was bassicly cowboys vurses indians sifi version but it was an interesting concept the they could connect to other beings and the world with there mind.

Spyro Year of the dragon on the PlayStation when i was like 4.

cool... No i care.

Wrong forum.

Wrong forum.

Its a dude.

put mine on dripping blood.

Damn you for having snow outside!

Damn you for having snow.

Actually my good sir it was 30,000 troops.

As long as you can look down and see there body its a good idea. Like my idea for a Lura croft fps.

Convert it to an .wav file. The audio will suck but its small. that or get a blank DVD damn it!

Bipolar-bear using a turret gun.

At 12/17/09 05:55 PM, andre800 wrote: Have you ever dated someone on the internet. Also what do u think about internet dating. Well in my opinion i would never ever date someone on the internet. It could be like a 51 year old man with a picture of some girl he raped or something like that.

It could also be and axe murderer or a rapist that will kill you after you have sex with them. or just a girl, I think the first one is a bit more likely.

At 12/17/09 03:49 PM, GiantDouche wrote: It isn't smoking. Nothing is being combusted. It's just 12 year old kids trying to look cool by inhaling sugar dust.

Yes by "smoking" I mean inhaling the dust and letting some float out. and heres a link to the thread ( I already put it in) but it explains how what happens when you "smoke" them and further explains how they do it.

So apparently some kids have been smoking smarties so schools are responding by by issuing a class 2 punishment which i think is suspention for having smarties in you possession.

At 12/16/09 08:09 PM, XIII13 wrote: This has been covered multiple times. If your using Internet Explorer, it cvan screw with the controls in various Flash Games. Just get Firefox/Chrome/Opera/etc.

actually i had the same problem with firefox.

When i was like 3 i stole some teletubis from a store for my sister cause we couldn't find the ones in the bage so we had twice as many.

If there was no newgrounds. id probable be playing video-games right now.