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Response to: Stickam Newgrounds Chat Posted October 16th, 2009 in General
At 10/16/09 02:40 AM, MrCongeniality wrote:
At 10/15/09 09:55 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Gory has shown his face! APOCALYPSE!
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen Gory without sunglasses on. I just realized that just now.

Behold.

Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Response to: I got my new pillow! Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

You should show us a pic of you sleeping beside the pillow all relaxed and whatnot. How you even manage to get all this amazes me, I guess you have a job. Still pretty cool pillow though, although if I had pillows like that, I'd probably have 3 different ones instead. Haven't seen you post in awhile either, nice to see you're still kicking.

Response to: 18yo arrested for cat killings. Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

I killed 20 cats due to my severe cock beatings, no shitting.

Response to: Millionth word in the language? Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

Genitals, quite.

Response to: Millionth word in the language? Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

My great grandfather, Keith, created the word. His anus had a rash and sharply spouted at his colleague.
"Good sir, I do believe my anus is in rather a prediciment."

"Excuse me?" His colleague bellowed in an unordinary fashion.

"Oh you n00b." My relative ejaculated rather bluntly.

There you have it, now fuck off.

Response to: Define Awesome? Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

Awesome = The Professors.

Response to: Door Stuck Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

Open your door.

Response to: egoraptor's dildos Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

Neds moar dildooos.

Response to: JOE's new siiiiingle! Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

JOE stuck a red hot poker up my anus.

Response to: Kitty fucked up my hand! Posted June 15th, 2009 in General
At 6/15/09 04:35 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
At 6/15/09 04:31 PM, TheProfessors wrote: I like to stick my willy up my kitty.
The Fuck?

I like to stick my penis up feline pussy, sometimes feline asshole. Depending on gender.

Response to: Kitty fucked up my hand! Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

I like to stick my willy up my kitty.

Response to: Some ass hole.. Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

You should put your fist up his ass and call him 'Lesley'.

Response to: I got my new pillow! Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

I usually keep women in my pillows rather than have them displayed on the case.
Fucking cunt.

Response to: My grandfather a Nazi? Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

Hitler stuck a red hot poker up my anus.

Response to: Friday the 13th Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

Fucking bollocks, thats my opinion.

Response to: Happy Birthday Cornbin! :3 Posted June 5th, 2009 in General

Happy Birthday Cornbin!
It is true, you are in the ranks now, we are the most elite team on Newgrounds.
You are part of it now, now suck the other 9 Professors cocks, initiation and all that.

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 23rd, 2009 in Where is / How to?
At 1/23/09 09:22 AM, Odyssic wrote:

Oh damn it, Coop83 I forgot you on my list.

Congrats to:
Coop83: 1,200 Flash Reviews

Response to: Spammers or Noobs? Posted January 17th, 2009 in General
At 1/16/09 10:48 PM, MrNiceGuytm wrote: Spammers, free blam points.

I'm going with this, flash crews are more annoying as they crave the attention. At least with the 'noobs' they'll hopefully learn and improve their flash.

Response to: Hannah Montanna movie?! Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

Best idea ever?

Response to: views on medical marijuana Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

Marijuana, I had a few before, over-rated, entirely, i can only imagine medical shit is worse.

Response to: Women... Posted January 14th, 2009 in General
At 1/14/09 09:01 PM, aninjaman wrote: Woah. I think he read the huge wall of text.

Looks like someone didn't :3

Response to: Women... Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

I think women are gettings the right to claim shit more than males. It's pretty gay, they manipulate use to believe were being sexist, then being sexist themselves.

AH WELL, THEIR WOMEN.

Response to: Am I Just Anal Or... Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

People do it on Youtube, on documents, on letters, on their appendages and so on.

It's gay.

Response to: I'm fenna be rapper. Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

MackaPakka.

Response to: If you could show one person your.. Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

I would never, I don't think people would show theirs, I mean, i think of pretty simple shit, but that might be fucking crazy in some guys eyes.

Also people are arseholes, they would blow anything out of the water for the shits.

Response to: Happy Birthday Grind (m To The C) Posted January 14th, 2009 in General
At 1/14/09 11:21 AM, CanadianSnowman wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1016 951

Why don't you read Odyssic's post before linking a topic he did? Happy Birthday Professor!

Response to: If Ghosts can go through walls??? Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

Because they don't want to.

Response to: How Do You Warm Your Hands? Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

Like under my armpits, but saying that I can't remember the last time I've gone to bed with cold hands, I normally warm them up first.

Response to: Good bye the best President ever!!! Posted January 12th, 2009 in General
At 1/12/09 06:23 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: It's funny because hating Bush is what's cool right now.

I was considering giving him a whole lotta love before leaving the office, its like goodbye sex.

Response to: I'll Do A Picture About You! Posted January 12th, 2009 in General
At 1/12/09 04:38 PM, Elder500 wrote:
At 1/12/09 04:29 PM, TheProfessors wrote: Do me though :D... well us!
Fapping so hard right now.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything about The Professors?

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