Well, I'm officially quitting NG (not that anyone cares) but I would like to tell why this god awful site has lowered its standards so low that a turd could literally be front page.

Before I start I would like all of you to click on the front page and look at the videos, and note how FUCKING SHITTY THE VIDEOS ARE. The voice quality is terrible, the animation is awful, and the jokes (if intended) can't even bring a smile across my face. Newgrounds is a recession people and we need to deal with it immediately . We need to oust the new shitty animators BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY and revel in what used to be NG, whose classic authors shall always remain the best!

Newgrounds has officially lowered its' already lower standards to an even lower one, with its' high acceptance rate and low rejections rates which frankly perpetuate the inevitable downfall of Newgrounds. Looking at the portal, we can see absolute FUCKING idiots rating an epic fail a perfect 10/10 and 5/5! An what is their justification for rating said video? "Because it had titties." WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, merely because some form of nudity was displayed throughout the video, does not mean you can justify a turd! This is why we shouldn't vote, because NGers don't look a flashes for their artistic value, they look at it for things that go "Kaplow" or "Kabloom".

So if there is one thing that I hope any of you reading this gets out of what I said is that Newgrounds exists in the armpit of the internet, and riddled with scum-filled creatures like Tom that have no perception of what is right and of what is wrong, and want you guys to realize that, and if I have taken the wool away from one your faces, then I am satisfied. And that is why I am done with Newgrounds and quitting. And I am also aware that no one gives a shit about me.

...Why?

Lulz 133713371337

So I recently decided that I am in desperate need of a laptop or a desktop, since mine at the current moment is awful and I don't feel like spending $1000 either way.
So, does anyone know of any specific parts that you would reccomend, also what operating system should I use?
BTW I'm well aware of how to build a computer so I don't need a "do you know what you're doing" lecture.

I'm too lazy too check the link. What the hell are you babbling about?

NGNS.
Newgrounds Noob Syndrome.
Very serious.
I suggest you take two advils and SHUT THE HELL UP.

You made Maus kill herself.

At 10/16/08 07:37 PM, insanePersonlolz wrote: Why would anyone in the right mind leave NG? This site fucking ROCKS!

After a few months on NG I have grown weary of the trolls, the noobs, the know-it-alls, the flame wars, the BananaBreadMuffin, the DryIce and the Tom, this site becomes quite mundane and droll after a while.

There was a user named Murad136,
he went to a gay rave half past six,
when he arrived,
he saw not one guy,
so he proclaimed,"Where are the dicks?".

There once was a girl named Zack Efron,
Every day he liked to put a dress on,
He would prance around,
Making a peculiar sound,
Boy's clothing were something he liked not to don.

I am french, you are a sick fuck.

I want to hold my magic stick beside your wet cave special tail balls erection

Tell her you like her.

:: Pussy

Limerick form poetry has been around for hundreds of years. It originated in Limerick, Ireland and spread like wildfire throughout the world once it was heard of. One of the most notable authors was Edward Lear, perhaps one of the best comedians of his time.

A limerick consists of five lines, the first, second, and fifth one all consisting of seven to ten syllables and all rhyme with each other. The third and fourth consist of five to seven syllables and rhyme with each other.

Most limericks are humorous and naughty, almost none are clean, and those that are usually aren't funny.

So, who can think of the best limerick? I'll start it off with a somewhat famous one by Edward Lear.

There was an Old Person of Buda,
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
They silenced his clamour,
By smashing that Person of Buda.

Who can make the best limerick?

I declare SHENANIGANS! All in favor say aye. All apposed say nay.

If the bullet whizzed right past his head he would have had the skin peeled back, even if it did graze him.

Also, if you were driving on the interstate, and your dad almost got shot, he didn't swerve at all or cause a fatal accident or pile-up? No normal person would casually pull-over after almost getting killed.

How did you know it was a hunter? Did you talk to him? All hunters know that they can't be within a certain distance of residential areas, or an interstate for this matter.

Okay, so this guy, Tony Tone, is a hero to some people in my town. He is a vietnam vet, is insane, is 55 yrs old and says he is 30, he skateboards down giant ass hills, he drives expensive cars, and he gets too personal with children. I just found out about this guy today after my friend wore a t-shirt with his picture on it and I asked who the hell the guy was... Tony Tone was giving out t-shirts with him on it??? WTH?? So, what do you guys think of him?

This is probably one of the best animes I have seen. My friend showed it to me not too long ago and I simply could not stop watching it.

Synopsis.
This girl has invisible arms and rips people to shreds. There is gore and body limbs flailing around every minute or so...

All in all, this is a great anime, and you should check it out, unless you are squeamish.

Here.

So what did you think?

This has bullshit written all over it.

Those are guys.

I hate you.

You are such a badass...

Damn that sucks giant tree leaves.

At 9/27/08 02:18 PM, BoshansStudios wrote:

At 9/27/08 02:16 PM, Pure-Metal-UTA wrote:

At 9/27/08 01:59 PM, Xgsniper wrote: Wow kinda slow huh?Are you going to be suprised that they also made a show out of sonic,or how about loz?

For some reason i knew that sonic was a show...
What's next, zelda?

HAHA to late. already happened.

No shit retard.

Wow. Utter wowness. I am in a state of wow, where wow is our leader. He makes speeches that all say wow.

I don't live in East Bumblefuck, so why should I care?

Go away please.

Some-Stupid-Idiot.

Some-Gay-Faggot,
lolzorz

Don't be such a nancy-boy, just stay with the torrent you big puss.

Kill yourself.

I'll kill my family, no problem, I'm adopted.

Everyone from my work, including me, are dressing up as characters from Sesame Street. I am going to be The Veggie Monster.