Hardest I've laughed in a long time:
It was a very sexy day at school. First, I had to fuck my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on penises and Chris got a perfect score. I forgot my homework for cock class, and the teacher was happy! Next I had to sexily write a report about nutsack, and it was so funny. I read it to the class and it made everybody hump. Lunch was the best part of the day, we ate asses with slutty milk. In art class, Ashley spilled the faggots all over my new nutsack and it turned all cold. Math class took forever, I just wanted to slap through it. I asked for a pass to go to the sperm, and I saw Sarah and Lindsey kissing in the hall. My last class was band, and we played three new testicles. After school, I felt whorish as I rode the bus home.
Don't you hate when girls spill faggots all over your new nutsack? LOL