THES HAS ALREADY B3N POSTAD U NOB!

Yes i have noticed. Maybe because i dont know anyone called Josh Bend?

When your feeling horny and want to fap but your mum or dad keeps coming in the room! I NEED TO FAP!

That so funny!

At 7/12/06 11:39 AM, yeoungbraxx wrote: What would you do if you and a really hot girl were locked in a warehouse full of skin-tight Rubber Jumpsuits and Kitchen Knives and Super Glue and Canned Beans???
Hint: You don't have to use all of them... at the same time anyway!

I would turn the jumpsuits into a sort of sex slave outfit with the knifes then make here eat beans off my body.

That was freeky!

I filled my super soaker with piss just to see what it would be like. So anyway there i am in my back garden when this boy two doors away from me shouts WET ME! WET ME! I did tell him he would regret it but he kept shouting WET ME! WET ME! So i shot it up and the piss came down at him. It went all over him and in his mouth. It took him a good 5 seconds to realize it was not water. Poor kid, but i did warn him!

Resident Evil 4

Ashley to Leon: Want to do some other time?

I mean for fuck sake Ashley you were just attacked by zombies! I think you should be a bit shaken up!

I somehow got this girls msn (2-weeks ago) and she told me I was fit and wants to meet me. I know what she looks like and everything and shes not that bad looking. She is bringing one of her friends and im bringing one of mine. The thing is were meeting today and i dont know what to say or do. Im going to be scared as hell!

Advice???

Just to let you know my friend knows her so she aint some pedo!

Thats child porn! Its her naked for god sake! She is 13!

She just showed me a picture of her naked! FUCKING HELL HER BODY IS HAWT!!! Not her face.

At 7/4/06 04:46 PM, NoMoreWorries wrote: Was this the video she sent you.

Because i'd rape that bitch.

Isit me or can he sing?

I would post the video but she knows were i live. She used to go my old school and her brother bullied me into going out with her. So i dare not!

I have this girl who stalks me 24/7. Today she sent me a video via msn. I opened it to find her dancing on her chair half naked singing a love song. I just laughed for a couple of minutes then deleted it so my parents wouldnt find it. Of all stalker why her!!!???

At 6/29/06 12:11 PM, Turandot wrote: Go on then, hope you can do these well ;-)

Ok ill try. Im just starting now on it.

I only have a thing about black people because in my school they all say there dicks are bigger then white peoples. I mean fuck them!

Attach an image and ill photoshop it.

Assasins Creed! Awesome graphics! Then MGS4.

I downloaded it from download.com but when i start the demo game up the graphics are messed up bad. You can see through the floor and shit. My computer is a good one so i dont know why its doing this. Any suggestions?

Thank god i found you! There is some guy who has been abusing me could you ban him please?

Me (The kickboxer) Kieron (The boxer) Ahmed (The martial arts guy)

My area is pretty tough and anyone who thinks your an easy target will go for you. Well my friend’s kieron and Ahmed met for the first time today and they were getting on fine. We just left my house and turned the corner to see loads of chavs (About 8 of them) outside the local youth-centre. They kept looking at us like we were not allowed to be in 'their' area. We walked past when one of them spat on Ahmed. Ahmed turns around and says, "Who was that?" One of them replied "It was me you paki."

Suddenly Ahmed lashed out on him. Ahmed got the boy in a painful looking submission. "Are you going to wipe it off?" Ahmed asked. Next thing another boy jumps in with a bottle slamming it into Ahmeds back. I then came in spinning two kicks into his face knocking him back into the youth-centre gate. Then suddenly all these chavs were on top of me, kicking and punching me. Eventually Kieron got them off me by setting powerful punches into them. We then all backed off in a line.

As we backed off they came forward. Ahmed told me that he could not breathe properly (Since the kid slammed a bottle into it) I told him to forget about it because we need to think of how to get out of this situation. Kieron alone ran straight into them swinging and swinging none stop into their faces. I then followed him with Ahmed. Ahmed pulled one of their heads down and i through my knee into his face. Ahmed then twisted his arm around and slammed his elbow into the back of his neck.

Sirens sounded and the boys started to run away. Next thing i know the police have grabbed me and cuffed me up and start questioning me. Lucky for me the person who called the police told them that they started it.

Me and my friends are the perfect fighting team!

He knocks at my door two seconds ago and asks my mum if im allowed out. My mum calls me to tell me that my friends at the door so i look out the window and he just rides off around the corner? Fucking prick.

At 6/14/06 01:57 PM, EvanStone wrote: There is enough 'sex' themed stuff on the BBS already. >:(

I think there isnt enough!

Me and my mate went on skype and pretended we were some sex crazed women up for sex on the mic. Some man phoned us and this is the outcome. If you wondering what that strange slapping noise is. Its the sound of his penis against the mic.

Link here

Im not even joking or trying to be funny. I really pissed in his room (Ok not on desks just all on the floor)

At 6/12/06 12:27 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: You fail at becoming the next Pokémontrainer_BROCK.

Oh dont get me started on the shit.

The gang bang begins!

Since I was talking about how i hate gays and stuff he has started to bully me (I think he might be). Today he told me to come to his room and wait until he turns up before i could leave. I sat there cursing the hell out of him to myself but suddenly i got really angry and lost it so i pissed all over his classroom, put tissue all over the place and then stuffed his piano with paper (So it wont play when he does his daily tutor assembly). And when he blames me i will get away with it as usual (Head teacher lets me off with everything).

Its coming out on my birthday!

This girl i met yesterday likes me and i think she may want to go out with me. I would just ask her out straight away but then again she is a year younger. Is it wrong if i go out with her?

She is 12 coming up 13 and im 13 coming up 14