Abra.

All he knows is teleport until he evolves, and he can be killed in one hit, easily. However, teach him hidden power or psychic or something, and you have a kickass kicking ass machine.

At 6/19/09 09:07 PM, slighly-minty wrote: wait, 10 paper clips? easy. make the hook like i said, then poot 4 more hooks on. increase lngth by one, mummy wrap it to the ruler in an r shape, then do what comes naturally. (unless you really suck at the crane game)

in which case make a scoop by attaching the ruler to the comic book with tape, and then add the pencil for support. use the paper clips to make a rake-esque device and go broom and dustpan on it. and if the comic book wont hold it well enough, put the scissors on the bottom (open, so as to cover more area) for more support. if you did it right, this will work whenever you drop anything on to the floor (with the exception of you broom and/or dustpan)

Good idea, except I don't have enough tape, only about 2 inches of it. The ruler is heavy, and the tape won't hold it. I tried glue as well, but it doesn't work with rubber so well.

Nice try though.

I don't have many paperclips...just 10 of them. so far the stabbing of the pencil thingy is looking like the best one. However, slightly minty makes a point on how my harmless blood would stain the notebook.

The battle rages on.

A notebook to be precise. It's pretty small, probably 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. I need it. However, the problem is that I'm too damn lazy to bend over and pick it up. I have decided I'm going to invent something that will assist me in picking up my notebook using only the materials in front of me. I need your help in inventing something. Thankfully, there is a drawer next to me with a variety of things to help me.

The materials within my reach are:

-Headphones
-A comic book
-A pencil
-A calculator
-Glue
-Post-it notes
-A small amount of tape
-Scissors
-Paperclips
-A rubber ruler

Any ideas?

What!?

He f***ing loves paper!!

He f***ing loves paper.

if I had God's power, I'd smite Chuck Norris =D

LEARN2SPELLCHECK!

It's Appalachian, not Appalaichan. If you're going to climb a famous mountain range, at least learn to spell the name of it first.

YOU.

Because what you're watching isn't news. It's opinionated conversations. They just have weapons. LARGE weapons. With....bears. And lasers....LASER BEARS!!!!

I can't stand Myspace. It gets way too much attention for what it actually is: A home for people who want to pretend they have friends.

I use a paintbrush to paint beautiful pictures of mountains in the distance.
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAhahahah..haha...hahahah....ahhhh ....LAME!!

Actually, I don't know if there is actually a martial art name out there for this, but my style would be to ALWAYS keep moving and to counter my opponents attacks. Also, using my style, you ALWAYS make the first move. Though doing so, you need lots of balence, because you will be up on one foot most of the time, ALWAYS. And you would be attacking a lot, with as many limbs and weapons as possible, ALWAYS. ALWAYS low prices, ALWAYS Wal-Mart.

At 9/5/07 07:42 PM, xXCostelloXx wrote:

At 9/5/07 07:40 PM, ActionBastard wrote: Free secks.

lol,girls dont like action bastard;

come to think of it,i dont think anyone does any more.

Yeah, there are sexier things than sex nowadays. Like 4chan!

At 4/2/08 06:02 PM, Robojester wrote: If it was an excuse for bad things we do, do you understand how many people wouldn't be in jail?

Lawyer: You killed 500 people with your fingernails.
Criminal:Sorry, I have Autism
Lawyer: You poor thing!

Not only is that impossible (but I'd love to hear about that in an article) but that kind of situation is not likely to happen. I'm talking less severe. Not even killing actually. Think less violence.

By the way, have you seen that new Legend of Zelda movie trailer? It's right here

At 4/2/08 05:56 PM, Vaseline-Machine wrote: I have aspergers, and by first hand experience its not like we don't try, some have a very hard time
to process information given to us, like me I have trouble with math, its like a foreign language to me
and once I grasp the subject I will forget it the next day, however its not on purpose.

people with aspergers and other spectrum disorders have little or no trouble with storing and retaining information, and the process to grasp it.
But don't get me wrong, there are some out there who don't give it any effort at all.

Same thing with me also. I hate math. I forget whatever we learned the next day. However, I still get decent grades. Yet, I don't have any kind of brain disorder, let alone Autism. That has nothing to do with it.

I....I can't.....hold it off much longer....uggghhh...

The posts...they keep multiplying...uunnghhh...

OH...NOOO!!!!!!

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Hey did you see the news about those 3rd graders that tried to kill their teacher!? Who would do that!?
WHO'S THAT POKE'MON!?!?
This video is relevent to the aforemented topic

HAHAHAHHA!!!!

Stick your dick up a elephants ass.

How the hell would we know!?

So I'll do it for him.

This video is relevent to the aforemented topic

Or however you spell it.

At 4/2/08 05:28 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 4/2/08 05:27 PM, TheMooseWhoLived wrote: Exactly what I find hard to believe, right there. How can your brain will you to do something you know is wrong?

you wouldn't understand sorry

Is there a little voice in your head or something? Does it tell you to do bad things, or it won't go away?

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!! BUUUUURRRNNNN IIIIIITTTT!!!

Okay, not quite like that, but you know what I mean.

At 4/2/08 05:25 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 4/2/08 05:24 PM, TheMooseWhoLived wrote:

At 4/2/08 05:23 PM, Sekhem wrote: fuck u!! i have autism an it's a very sereiious problemn!

So you agree to the fact that things you do bad are beyond your control due to your disorder?

yeah sure

Exactly what I find hard to believe, right there. How can your brain will you to do something you know is wrong?

At 4/2/08 05:23 PM, Sekhem wrote: fuck u!! i have autism an it's a very sereiious problemn!

So you agree to the fact that things you do bad are beyond your control due to your disorder?

ICKY!!!!!!

But yeah, I suggest you see a doctor.

I find it hard to believe that there are actual medical disorders out there that can change the way your brain thinks and acts in a situation compared to a person without it. But it's there, apparently. I live with one who has the disorder.

But still, I find it hard to believe. Yes, he might be autistic, that much is believable. But can it really change the way he thinks, acts, and decides? I compared him to a bunch of other people at my school, and plenty of other people act just like him! About a quarter of the people at my school do the same thing. Lazy, giving up, doesn't want to work, and yet I know they have potential to be very successful. Aspergers is his excuse for not trying, because it makes him focus on something else besides work.

So, Newgrounds, would Autism be a significant excuse for bad things you do because it was "beyond your control?" Discuss.

Yeah, I already know about that. It does point out some strange things about religion. People refuse to believe that what they've been following their entire lives is actually a bug crock pot of shit, steaming and steaming, until it melts and becomes a liquid to pour on an unsuspecting religious person.

Yes yes yes, we all know about this. Let's blame it on Autism and get on with our lives, k?

Shoot, am I gonna start another one?

I suggest we blame the entire thing on Autism, because no normal kids would even think about killing their teachers. And people with Autism aren't normal....Are they?

LET THE FLAMES BEGIN!! Though if it starts, blame it on Autism.

Emo elementary kids!?!?!?
That's just...wow. These kids practically haven't even figured out what they want in life, and they want to END IT ALREADY!!?!?!??!

I live with a guy who has Aspergers, and possible Bipolar to go along with it. I good, sir, must completely agree with you, for I have never experienced a brain with the kind of ability to change certain attributes of one's actions. Even though I live with someone who has it, I still find it completely unbelievable to see how a brain disorder can affect someone so much. The possibility seems impossible to me, because if I were in a situation he would be in, I would panic and scream and bitch and the other childish crap that he does. It's quite annoying. And my brother even has an IQ of like, 140 or something around that. He fails every test, quiz, whatever, and doesn't see that the reason he fails is because he never tries to do any kind of work! And it's not because he too smart to learn or anything. He's just way too lazy to do anything about it, because he's too busy surfing /b/ on 4chan. Once the topic of how much my bother sucks comes up, he just blames it on his Aspergers.

So yes, I may rant and rant, but this is the absolute truth. Not one word is made up. Thank you for reading my gigantic wall of text. =D

Beggars can't be choosers...