Eat her fucking face, and like scream "BITCH, I'M FUCKING THROUGH WITH YOU!"

Seriously though, man. Do you expect us to take this seriously?

At 3/20/06 11:38 PM, Fyndir wrote: F S FI.

Fucking.
Search.
For.
It.

Man, I fucking hate when someone says this. It's like a physics teacher telling his kids to google Newton's laws.

"Sir, what's the 3rd l-"
"FUCKING GOOGLE IT YOU FUCKING FUCK!"
"But... sir"
"GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE CUNTFACE RAAARHGHFGFGARA!!!"

Except to a lesser extent.

At 3/20/06 11:37 PM, KOSSwifty wrote: Yea well god hates you o and that song was very pointless

Haha, man. No it wasn't. No it wasn't.

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!

I ATE a fucking stopwatch, and everyone was like "dang yo, that's fucking classy." and I was like "lol, that was like worth 3 points, dawg."

Then I ate them. Because they're filthy assholes who deserve no better.

Cut yourself. Do it. It'll be funny.

You know what I find strange? The fact that Andy Dick is still alive.

Someone shoot that fucker.

At 3/20/06 08:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Ball lightning?

Hallucinations caused by a gas leak? :o

I've had enough with you and your reasonable explanations. Get out before you ruin everything.

And oh my god I can't believe you have over 20k posts now, goddamn I've been gone too long.

Shodan's been fucking with your console. Burn it and get the fuck out of the country.

At 3/20/06 07:41 AM, Grlm-Reap3r wrote: He isn't dead, I think those Star Syndicate faggots made that up. Either them, or some other group of trouble makers. Anyway, I don't dislike him, I could really care less if he was being original, or not. As long as it's funny, he's in my good books.

Hahahaha. 'The fuck, are you kidding me? Legendary Frog has been around long before the SS came along.

Put him in a war. If you can't do that then kick him in the face. That'll set him straight.

Does anyone dislike your mom? OH! Oh shit, I totally went all the way with that one. Fuck yeah, I deserve a medal or something for being so goddamn awesome.

Neat.

I just raped a manatee and ate his organs.

What do you think about that?

Why are you such a fag?

Luv,
Jesus

Good day, good sirs. Penis, penis... penis

Guys, guys.

Remember that Matrix Lego flash where Lego Neo was kicking the shit out of all the Lego Smiths? Good times.

I love penis.

Uh, I mean, yeah of course I have a website. I mean- ah, fuck it. Fuck websites, who needs them? I mean, Jesus never had a website. So, ha, HAHAHAHA.

Jesus. Fucking. Zombie. Christ. You guys suck.

Ever here of Gradius III? Axelay? Homeworld? Final Fight?! No? Fuck you.

Good god. Finally, a thread that isn't polluted by idiocy. I second your motion, friend.

Fuck yes.

Jesus Christ, you fucking retards. Why hasn't anyone mention Chips fucking greatness?

Shit blood you say? Sexy.

At 6/13/05 02:55 AM, AnzRage wrote: Wow beating animals is very low yet alone killing them. They are innocent.

I should tell you the story when these kittens were meowing too much.

At 6/13/05 02:33 AM, Jenou wrote: yeah i bet you smoked that gerbil good, huh.

Indeed I did. I also forgot to mention I decapitated his talking parrot.

And everything was going good until he stole all the money that was up for grabs and ran off. I killed his pet gerbil for his idiocy. After that I kicked ass on online poker.

Morale of the story: Online poker is better and Me > Vikings > Pirates > Ninjas

At 6/11/05 09:53 PM, Crimson_Edge wrote: I agree, but it does match well with some characters... such as Vash.

He's a happy go lucky guy with a bad-ass streak about a mile high and wide. Woolfwood on the other hand... he's a prince amung bad-asses... followed by this man.

Disagreed. Mugen is the ultimate badass. Firstly he doesn't get all sympathetic and crap like most anime characters do, and will kill anyone that wields a sword and he does the killing with style. You can't compare to him.

Lack of vikings.

At 6/11/05 11:21 PM, Klacid wrote:

At 6/11/05 11:19 PM, TheMonolith wrote:

At 6/11/05 11:16 PM, Klacid wrote: one day you'll realize how much the internet hates you.

Sorry, but people hating me over the internet does not afflict me.

Did I say people?

No. I just presumed you did, and thus my presuming makes everything correct.

At 6/11/05 11:19 PM, Shonkie wrote: You're a big hard slab......just fall on them.......

Then how can I get up? Jesus, I might be a god but I can just magically levitate in the air! Dammit, it's hard enough to type for fucksakes.

At 6/11/05 11:16 PM, Klacid wrote: one day you'll realize how much the internet hates you.

Sorry, but people hating me over the internet does not afflict me. The only thing that afflicts me is the people on 7th Heaven... they will die.