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You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

At 8/29/08 06:36 PM, ILMON3Y wrote: Imagine a place that you made that you wanted to make.A land made of chocolate.A sunny island with hundreds of hot women.Whatever you want it to be.So what would your world be like.

I see a world very similar to this one, but 1 thing is missing

can u guess wat it is?

At 8/30/08 05:45 AM, isuckandsoyou wrote: I haven't eaten a single burger in my life. Haven't wasted my life on those.

I Call Bullshit

At 8/30/08 05:43 AM, UsernameDoesNotExist wrote: ALEX CALLED MY HOUSE HE SAID IM GOING TO BE KILLED IN 12 MINUTES WHAT SHOULD I DO

help me plz im sorry

Smother Urself

i just want to see if U'll try
^^^^^^^^^^^^IGNORE

At 8/30/08 05:08 AM, AloysiusRexford wrote: I really love how you drop the 'a' out of that.

I really LOVE THT it matters to you

notice how i DNT give a FUCK

At 8/30/08 05:02 AM, AloysiusRexford wrote: everyone loves black people.

I'm assuming nobody is understanding the sarcasm tht is telling everyone who is doing this (see quote) tht they are complete failures and will have children who are retarded (though it won't stop them from becoming president)

At 8/30/08 04:55 AM, PakaPaka wrote: Really, your attention span is amazing? Tell us more about your attention span! Teach us the ways of the BBS, for I dying to hear from a user who has been here for 20 days! Thank you for your teachings, oh great one.

No, no, no, my Attention span is horrible

sumone didnt get the sarcasm

and i see you went to my propage nd researched me

*COUGH* Stalker *COUGH*

nd seeing as you dnt seem to do SHIT on here

fuck ur mother

At 8/30/08 04:52 AM, poxpower wrote: And you're only 15? My God, I can't imagine how far your mental growth will go, with such a stunning headstart! MENSA will be shaking in their suspenders when I email them this rant!

I must admit
ur good

very good

ur words bring tears to my eyes
(no sarcasm watsoever)

At 8/30/08 04:42 AM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: None of you can beat this.

this was great
I read the whole thing, bc my attention span is amazing, nd bc everyone cares about ur 3 paragraph AP essay. Your words are like god to me. Your opinion matters...so everyone shud take the time to read the WHOLE thing

i kno wat you mean

but i still dnt see why ur bitching

At 8/30/08 02:50 AM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: it'll still be idiotic, but atleast the next guy will be appreciative enough to wear a condom, and use lube before fucking you up the ass.

I'd like to give you Kudos
=]

bc ur cool like tht

I dnt think you shud say n e thing bad about this kids post, Didnt you pay attention to his story, u guys are toast

hehe...im not, im human (bad joke)

At 8/30/08 03:34 AM, Inquizitor wrote: You're an asshole. Beating up another kid just because he hurt your feelings is fucking retarded.

Seems to me YOUR the retarded one
XD

hurt my feelings, i hurt ur life

At 8/30/08 03:53 AM, A-s-h-t-o-n wrote:

At 8/30/08 03:25 AM, TheMayo wrote: I'd freeze time, find you, nd shove this topic dwn ur throat as i fisted ur ass (un-lubricated)
bc by you making this topic, you basically confessed tht u sat there nd thought about this...
XD

what's bad about thinking? Just because the avreage person doesn't

Hmm...thinking about freezing time isnt sumthing the AVERAGE person does, maybe if u were thinking about ur future, planning out ur life (idk if u have tht figured out yet or not) then i wudnt be giving you shit, or at least come up with an idea tht hasnt already been made into a (nickelodeon) movie

Clockstoppers, I believe

At 8/30/08 04:23 AM, 36Holla wrote:

At 8/30/08 04:08 AM, poxpower wrote: Yeah that's gonna be easy for you geniuses. Put on one of the thinking caps from your vast collection and bust out that sarcasm. Oh wait you're probably way too busy with all the action in your life. Whew sure is hard to take some time off having a girlfriend/friends/a pet to come here and try to be a bigger dickhead than some other nimrod you've never met.

Dude don't even. I mean, I know your muscles can move mountains and can woo the 10.5 girls. But seriously, I think your ego is not big enough and it needs work. Nah, you really need to think more highly of yourself just like how Brad Pitt feels whenever he blinks. You need to reach that height of confidence and let everyone know about it because we all want to hear about every time a red blood cell moved in your body.

This could have been GOOD sarcasm, but you need to know tht u cant get TOO detailed or the subject u are responding to usually doesnt have the attention span u need, seeing as u hafta resort to sarcasm (im not tlking about the mod, im just saying in general)

And can I just say that I find the GOPs decision of Sarah Palin as the VP to be one of the greatest changing movements of our time. Seriously, who would have thought of a woman as the VP? Absolutely nobody! This is why McCain is the better candidate. With his old age, he is clearly more qualified to be the president more than that whipper snapper Obama and his ideas are going to launch us into a new age of prosperity, wealth and peace. Speaking of which, I would be mildly intrigued by Obamas policies that are going to change the world as we know it (if he becomes president that is). I'm just waiting until he decides to spin the Earth's axis 2 degrees off. Man that will be a blast. Up will be right. Left will be southeast and sideways will be the Dude you got a Dell guy. Can't wait.

Once again TOO detailed, nd political too, the more detailed you get, the less people will realize ur using sarcasm, nd they will just assume ur rambling like a retard (like McCain)

OK GO, YOU SHINING BEACON OF MANKIND'S FUTURE, YOOOOOU!

Thts just down right TARDED

Don't lie. You're more than a shining beacon. You're a star.

And Your A Flamer

At 8/30/08 04:23 AM, Paradox wrote:

At 8/30/08 04:13 AM, TheMayo wrote: =]

I totally support your views and I absolutely urge you with the entirety of my heart to continue posting on these forums.

aha
oh really?
well, i planned on it...
but now tht u want me to, i might just...not
XD

Seriously...

hmmm
I find tht being a jerk not only lets off sum steam, but it also helps u when ur having one of those sleepless boring nights

At 8/30/08 04:11 AM, emma-existential wrote: I've seen threads get locked for less. But it was started by a mod, so it totally isn't a forum game. I mean, it's not like they'd B.S. us into playing some sarcast-a-thon or anything. Right?

...Right?

ur so cool, you kno, by bitching at the mod? Its the COOLEST thing ever...i bet your friends with all the cool kids, having a blast bitching bc u cnt post sumthing cool like this...but its cool, bc ur cool...
=]

OMG!
Have you tried Hotdogs? On a bun???

i kno...its crazy talk!

At 8/28/08 11:25 PM, FuckDemon wrote: Only good people die.

Jeffrey Dahmer?

unless ur gf has a NG account...there's no reason for u to share your (gay) Story

I'd freeze time, find you, nd shove this topic dwn ur throat as i fisted ur ass (un-lubricated)
bc by you making this topic, you basically confessed tht u sat there nd thought about this...
XD

At 8/30/08 12:27 AM, levusbevus wrote:

At 8/30/08 12:26 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:

Well how would black people know how it feels to feel black when they can't compare it to being white because they don't know how it feels to be white?

Did that make any sense?

You can try asking Michael Jackson

lol...idk kno if this joke has been used... >_>

Good

or so i heard

um...i cudnt follow the story...

who the Fuck is Paul?

They Shud Teach Kling on...So we can point and laugh, lol

Tension?

SEXUAL TENSION!
WITH YOURSELF!
aha...Jk
>_>

Im a smart ass

so I won't comment

fuck him?

Looks like you were on ur knees and your dad Splooged on ur head, nd u massaged it into ur scalp, then patted it dwn
=]

At 8/30/08 01:28 AM, reveihca wrote:

At 8/30/08 01:20 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Smart move on his part picking a woman with an 80% approval rating. Also she came in 2nd for Miss Alaska.

o

A woman with less than a year of experiance, it's obvious she's being picked to appeal to female voters.

well, alot of the women voters went for Hilary, nd she's telling to vote dmocratic

so alot of the hilary minions will vote Obama