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Response to: Man Committed Suicide Outside My... Posted December 8th, 2008 in General

i have a GREAT idea
Necrophilia

Im addicted...or maybe just a dick
Response to: A YoinK-Less newgrounds? Posted December 4th, 2008 in General

I Bid Thee Farewell

oh kind stranger...
Response to: Nationality. Posted December 4th, 2008 in General
At 12/4/08 09:03 AM, Tiago11103 wrote: *quickly makes taco and leaves thread*

both

*Follows*

mmmm...tacos...
Response to: alcohol mixers Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

haha...pansy man...Vodka isn't all tht bad...6-8 is pathetic

get a life...see me when you grow hairs on your chest

Response to: How do you act int the forum Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General
At 12/2/08 06:20 PM, Twilight95 wrote: I'm an asshole that makes some good points. I try to post as best I can, and avoid being sarcastic and ironic. But you may catch me being a hypocritical moron. And you may catch me being a funny, lovable person.

you're also a 13 year old male who likes twilight...
I bet you have nasty sick twisted homosexual dreams about eddie

you do...dnt you
Response to: The "Strongest" Word Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

No

no means no...
Response to: JFK assassination Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General
At 12/2/08 07:47 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: HEY GUYZ LET'S WATCH THIS GUY GET SHOT IN THE HEAD BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY
...HAHAHA HIS HEAD EXPLODED
...HAHAHA HIS HEAD EXPLODED AGAIN
THIS IS SO FUNN LET'S KEEP WATCHING IT AS A PERSON BEING KILLED IS FUNNY

That is what went on every single fucking time Iwas in my old school library, face the facts those people should die.

I Have great respect for JFK...he truly was a great person in US history

as was his brother Bobby

well...at least from the publics view

Response to: Your biggest fight ( punchs flying) Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

50% of these stories are fake or exaggerated

give or take 30%
Response to: JFK assassination Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

http://media.putfile.com/Family-Guy-Harv ey-Lee-Oswald
this is what i believe happened...

Response to: Dried fruit. Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

why dnt you just deal nd stop crying about fruit?

Response to: comic and toon forums Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

look in the clubs?
maybe
thts wat i wud do...
but than again...thts just me

Response to: 60% of americans are overweight... Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

My country can eat your country!

ah...good times...
Response to: How do you act int the forum Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

depends wat mood im in

I is wat i is
Response to: Hey Gang, up for some Halo 3? Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General
At 12/2/08 06:53 PM, SU1CIDEB0MB3R wrote: you know if any other user beside a mod posted this it would be locked with the words " keep this in the video game forum" i love how mods can break every fucking rule but i break one and its a 2 week ban

OMG MODS SUCK! BOO HOO!...why dnt you go cry about it?

Response to: What if white people turned black! Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

racism has nothing really to do with skin color, its caused by ignorance...

deep...very deep...
Response to: Oh God No! The Horror!!! Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

why dnt you try making your own Newground Calender?

Post pix!
Response to: weird dreams Ive been having... Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

maybe you want her vajay?
whether you think you do or not, it seems to me you wake up with a hardcore porn-worthy erection...do you not?

Response to: My hamster died today :( Posted November 30th, 2008 in General
At 11/30/08 04:52 PM, MarkyLyne wrote: She was a blonde syrian hamster
Live to be 2 years old and found her curled up in her house :(

the plan has been set in motion

meet me at checkpoint 7...

it ends tonight...

Response to: Technically Vampires live off of... Posted November 30th, 2008 in General

Vampires visit me daily to suck meh wanker
=]

Response to: Yep turned 19 today Posted November 30th, 2008 in General
At 11/30/08 01:18 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Happy birthday

Have a giraffe

Does you giraffe live in the midwest?
I think i dated it
...

Response to: long distance girlfriend Posted November 30th, 2008 in General

jerk off in a cup, everytime you jerk off, and save it for her...and when you do see her, tell her to drink it
its the only way you two will last
=]

Response to: Ng X-box Soap Carving Contest 2008! Posted November 30th, 2008 in General

Here's mine...Its an artistic view of how i feel about this thread

Ng X-box Soap Carving Contest 2008!

Response to: Shrooms Posted November 30th, 2008 in General

if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms

Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?

I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue

How come?

cause it comes from a cow's dump
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I do so don't,do drug
cause they are bad for you

Response to: Old Cartoons... Posted November 30th, 2008 in General
At 11/30/08 10:26 PM, MrNiceGuytm wrote:
At 11/30/08 10:18 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Watch some of the first "dragonball Z" episodes, blood is everywhere. That was on cartoon network.
Yeah, but that's Cartoon Network. They'll put anything on there for the ratings.

I saw Ace Ventura on there.

Ace Ventura...ahh...good times...good times

Response to: Band of Beards - Xmas Edition 08' Posted November 29th, 2008 in General
At 11/29/08 05:04 PM, H-K-S wrote: Meh, just shaved. I'll post again when my beard grows again.

Clay Aiken much?

Response to: Volkswagen and Pregnant Women Posted November 28th, 2008 in General

i watched 2 commercials...nd puked
eh...

*PUKES*
Response to: Women eating sweets on commercials Posted November 25th, 2008 in General

OMG
remember the herbal shampoo commercials?

She's got the urge...
Response to: Morons running restaurants Posted November 25th, 2008 in General

You shud have made hot steamy love to it, than put a firework in it (preferably an M-80) , than light it off in the restaurant, and than it wud explode, and Jizz wud be everywhere

Response to: need help lookin for an anime Posted November 25th, 2008 in General
Facepalm

Anime is the ANTI christ

Response to: Dexter by Jeff Lindsay Posted November 25th, 2008 in General

OMGOMGOMG THE NEW EPISODE WAS AMAZING!!!!
=]

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