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At 8/30/08 02:05 AM, cast wrote: 1/2*4= 2

Anything else I can help you with?

Thats fucking easy shit.

the question is, is there actually a problem?

or is the problem within yourself?

At 8/28/08 12:44 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: fuck it i'm going with my idea. let's see if someone either drinks it all or it stays there long enough for it to evaporate and leave some sugar crystals.

amazingly, this bucket was exactly the right volume

This idea is TARDED

as are you

At 8/27/08 09:13 PM, cherries wrote: So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Hmmm....I can tell from your spelling that A. you ain't too bright or B. Your foreign

Maybe even both?

ANYWAYS...No one cares

haha

I see nothing wrong...

aha I lol'd

Jessica Alba

if by meet you mean FUCK!
I stand no chance *tear*

At 8/27/08 12:07 PM, AnalogStick wrote: You idiot, if you knew anything about girls you would know that girls do "slutty" things to look cute in pictures. DSL lips? First time I heard that phrase, and did the itty bitty hang gesture upset you?

Ur not cool...only the cool kids say DSL...And tht hand gesture has done so much damage

you dont even kno
im bored with arguing with kiddies
so i reply using sarcasm
Douchebag

At 8/27/08 12:22 AM, Amerika wrote:

At 8/27/08 12:03 AM, TheMayo wrote: FORGOT PIC!
>_<

sorry

You photoshopped that condom wrapper in there didnt you?

didnt you..............? >=O

No, Thts honestly on the bitches myspace

http://a231.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/ima ges01/73/l_246c142395462433fe934b5e21ccc dbe.jpg

heres another

haha
Boogerboy!

FORGOT PIC!
>_<

sorry

Another Example?
Wat does this say about girls?

At 8/26/08 07:15 PM, Iame wrote: i saw your mommy and you mommy was dead
i saw her lying in a pool of red

I Love the Scarface Soundtrack
=]

At 8/26/08 11:39 PM, nataSNoose wrote: i live in a country area in Clarcksville ,Tennessee

ur just a hick bro
nothing u see is Reliable

At 8/26/08 09:46 PM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 8/26/08 09:42 PM, Ghost-Ryder wrote: IT has nothing to do with he's black. He's just not the right choice. Besides Republicans always win. I'd say HILDOG woulda had a chance tho.

Tell that to Bill Clinton. I know for a fact that he ran against a republican.

DUH!
Thts How Elections work
1 Democrat Vs. 1 Republican, and sumtimes even a 3rd Party (but s/he doesnt really count)

At 8/26/08 08:14 PM, Nithalahk wrote:

At 8/26/08 08:10 PM, TheMayo wrote:

At 8/26/08 07:06 PM, adamzan wrote: Why is this a bad thing

its a bad thing bc stop and think, eventually your gonna have kids...
How young b4 ur daughter start acting like this?

All you have to do is be vigilant with your children. Pay attention to them, and they won't turn into attention/cock whores.

You say tht now...but look how the daughters of over protective Catholic mothers turned out...

At 8/26/08 07:06 PM, adamzan wrote: Why is this a bad thing

its a bad thing bc stop and think, eventually your gonna have kids...
How young b4 ur daughter start acting like this?

At 8/26/08 06:10 PM, Puzzled wrote: use a pedi cleaner on the dead skin :)

Possibly the grossest sounding piece of advice I've EVER heard...

makes me hungry...

At 8/26/08 01:21 AM, Randy74 wrote: That looks skanky to you? I don't see anything wrong there.

If you honestly dnt see wats wrong, just think....how wud u feel if u had a 14 year old daughter nd she had pictures like this on the internet (myspace)

I dnt think u'd be comfortable with that

At 8/25/08 10:47 PM, KeeperofCommonSense wrote: what school do those chicks go to, cuzz honestly i think I know them lol. both seniors now no?

idk...but these r recent pix
they is 14

At 8/25/08 09:11 PM, Redface wrote:

At 8/25/08 09:08 PM, JaY11 wrote: Ugh, funerals are just depressing. The after party is good though, nice food and you get to have a laugh with family members.

At 8/25/08 09:08 PM, Leo625 wrote: You lucky sonabitch funeral after-parties are the best.

They're called wakes, you disrespectful assholes. They're not so you can slam back a brew with your buddies, they are meant to be a quaint, quiet and respectful celebration of the person's life.

aha
Sumone had sumone close die
Who was it?
Aunt? Uncle? Cousin?
Best Friend? Girlfriend?
Boyfriend? Dad? Mom?
Grandma? Grandpa?

did they deserve it?

Did She Deserve It?

Dude...that means...YOUR GAY!

only Quote OLD Dane Cook Jokes...

At 8/25/08 09:10 PM, TehBoss wrote: umm, don't question :P

...WTF
>_>

creepy...

aha...annoying is a bannable crime?
nd wat EXACTLY is trolling?
i kno when to use the word, but wats the CORRECT definition?

anyone under the age of 16 shud NOT be allowed to tlk about relationships

New Rule

At 8/25/08 08:57 PM, Alastor wrote:

At 8/25/08 08:54 PM, xonthisgrave wrote: Lmao, first a 15 yr old from Massachusetts, now some fag trying to sound all smart from Saginaw?
Lol @ Saginaw

That's it. You're banned.

wat did she do?

At 8/25/08 08:43 PM, Achilles2 wrote:

At 8/25/08 08:32 PM, xonthisgrave wrote: Way to google that.
Anyway, how did this"Taliban" thing come about?
Why did you assume I was?
Lmfao.

Google? We learned this shit in 7th grade.

Wtf school did you go to?
Nerd!
Geek!
Lameass!
Douche!

tht lists wat? like 99.9% of Newgrounds?

OMG!
I KNO IT!

...I Quit

Hello Im Joe...Ive Been Clean for 2 Years *cries*

Here
=]

sumone was beat boxing
get it?
oiy...

At 8/25/08 08:38 PM, Desentil wrote: Best friends is more something you progress to or you've known them sinc eyou were little and have always been mates thing, rather than a sudden dicision

True
My Current "Best Friend" is really coolio, but i've never called her my best friend, its just sumthing thts understood

Im Number 2 on her top on myspace!
The line above this is a joke
Dnt Flame

At 8/25/08 08:05 PM, YK-Blaze wrote: you are in 8th class? and they still do that in 8th class? only one explanation, she likes you congrats.

if thts ur conclusion...ur just as lame as he is

You girl newb