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  Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex by HappyHarry

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How much is Conan paying you to post this? As much as Haiti needs money, Conan is shrill and annoying, his interviews are bad, and the show is downright terrible. Leno should stay.

At 1/15/10 07:24 PM, hewholaughslast wrote: A hammer, some waffles, a stick of butter, a shopping cart, and 12 gallons of gorilla urine.What do you do with it all?

Make a huge stack of waffles, cover them in butter, pour the gorilla urine on them (to make them deadly) let them dry for a few days so there is no evidence of the urine, drive to the nearest supermarket, put the waffles in the shopping cart, offer free samples to everyone there, hit all unpoisioned witnesses with the hammer repeatdetly.

I am very confused now.

New rule: You don't need to fill in all of these.

To turn 1-3 Newgrounds Games into Iphone apps,
1 Newgrounds video into a movie (movie can be as damn shot as you want it, 30 minute film is fine)
1 Newgrounds Game into a Wii Game,
1-2 Newgrounds Games into PS3/360 Games,
and to blam one submission with a score of 2.00 or lower.
Rules:
No using Alien Hominid.
Games/Videos must have a score of 3.00 or higher, to avoid spam in here.
No post your own game.
Choose wisely.

"I ate the new EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA spicy Blackjack (AKA severly burnt) taco, and I vomited so hard I lost 54 pounds! I went to the hospital and I nearly died, but I lost 54 motherfucking pounds!"
That is what I heard her saying when I watched that.

Macgyver, so he could get us out of the elevator with whatever I had in my pocket.

At 1/14/10 10:05 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 1/14/10 09:59 PM, Saxturbation wrote: No clue... you know you could make the BBS your writing portal

Story threads are generally discouraged against, so your userpage would be the best place for your stories.

The last I heard, the Writing Portal was just a goal Tom mentioned as he looked forward into the future of Newgrounds.

I don't even know if it was a tentative goal for 2010, so (considering it's only 14 days into 2010) I wouldn't hold your breath.

Also, keep an eye out for Monthly Writing Competitions in the General Forum - they've been going on all this year and are looking to continue into 2010. Here is a collection of past competitions and the winning entries.

Thank you for making an intelligent post and clearing this up, now if only a mod would do that for the mass amount of threads complaining about the chat not being finished.

At 1/14/10 09:59 PM, Saxturbation wrote: No clue... you know you could make the BBS your writing portal

Nobody gives a shit when a story is posted here.

It was announced to be under construction, shortly after chat was, and sinve then everyone has forgotten about it and I have heard nothing about it. At first I was excited for something I could finally submit something to. What the hell happened?

I'm not sure I see what the typo is here, what is dead supposed to be?

That is the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.

This is what the Flash Forum is for, it doesn't change no matter how many times you fucking post this.

This is the video we know link kids on the internet to if they think they are all "gangster" because they did something stupid.

Really?

Level 6 light, and Level 60.

I laughed at the last name, am I a bad person?

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  The Pigpen by MasterAardvark

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At 1/13/10 01:34 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 1/13/10 01:13 PM, citricsquid wrote: thank you for pasting a wall of text

What kind of wall has large gaps between every second row of bricks?
Either way, I really hope lots more stuff was stolen from the store whilst they were watching those two.

A badly made wall?

Good, I don't think Conan and NBC would get along well married.

At 1/12/10 04:46 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:36 PM, Thematrix27 wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:31 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:09 PM, Thematrix27 wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:06 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:04 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: Are you being sarcastic and saying I have good sarcasm?
I think you are.

ADMIT IT!

Are you being sarcastic and saying that I'm not saying that you have good sarcasm?!

FOILED

Are you being sarcastic and saying that you're not saying that I don't have good sarcasm???

HAH

Are you being sarcastic and saying that I'm not not saying that you do not have good sarcasm??

CAN'T GET PAST ME

Are you being sarcastic and saying that you don't not say that you do not not have good sarcasm???
This a pyramid.

So is this.

I think this is wearing a bit thin now. We can all clearly see that you are being sarcastic about not not not saying that i didn't say that you didn't not not have bad sarcasm.

Sigh. You'd think you would tire of this..

Yes, this is getting tiresome, but I refuse to lose! It's quite NOT obvious that I am not being sarcastic about not not not saying that you did not mention that I don't not not have not bad sarcasm.

COMEBACK, BITCH!!!!! And you thought I quit. HAH!

::FILLER, FEEL THE LIGHT....

At 1/12/10 09:09 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i'd have to say i win this thread

You have to learn to Photoshop before you can win a Photoshop thread.

At 1/12/10 08:45 PM, letiger wrote: Well I'll be a son of a bitch.

Obvious fake, why isn't the title of the forum section all capitals?

Shit, now I'm curious.

At 1/12/10 04:31 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:09 PM, Thematrix27 wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:06 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:04 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: Are you being sarcastic and saying I have good sarcasm?
I think you are.

ADMIT IT!

Are you being sarcastic and saying that I'm not saying that you have good sarcasm?!

FOILED

Are you being sarcastic and saying that you're not saying that I don't have good sarcasm???

HAH

Are you being sarcastic and saying that I'm not not saying that you do not have good sarcasm??

CAN'T GET PAST ME

Are you being sarcastic and saying that you don't not say that you do not not have good sarcasm???
This a pyramid.

So is this.

At 1/12/10 04:06 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 1/12/10 04:04 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: Are you being sarcastic and saying I have good sarcasm?
I think you are.

ADMIT IT!

Are you being sarcastic and saying that I'm not saying that you have good sarcasm?!

FOILED

Are you being sarcastic and saying that you're not saying that I don't have good sarcasm???

HAH!

Are you being sarcastic and saying I have good sarcasm?
I think you are.

ADMIT IT!

Obviously you can't take a joke.

First Paula, then him, then all the protest about Adam being "turned down for being gay" Face it, the shows gone down the shitter. Randy's leaving next season, without a doubt. (not proven)
Discuss.

By the way, if you scroll through the pictures you'll see possible future cannidates, which convices me even more.