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At 1/26/10 05:25 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: (Lizard takes gun from Ninja, fires it at terrorist, terrorist dies)

Terrorist: I am dead!

Why the hell would you shout that before you died, and how would you talk if you were dead?

At 1/25/10 09:00 PM, blue-elf wrote: GENERAL LARRY PLATT

GET YOUR PANTS OFF THE GROUND!

Oh, and he's not a character.

We've forgotten all about Rucklo.

Hmm.

To level up, you have to get enough exp points. You gain exp points by rating 5 flashes in one day, which gets you 10 points. You are 50 points short of leveling up.

At 1/24/10 12:39 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: The ` key, the one next to 1 and tab. What the hell is that for anyway?

Making retarded looking emoticons? :`)

I would say pause break, and the windows button. If I need to access the start menu, I can just move my mouse over to the start button. It really isn't that hard.

At 1/24/10 08:55 AM, robin1232 wrote:

At 1/24/10 08:22 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Everyone knows that if the ROOSTER hadn't cum first.
There could be no egg, so there could be no chicken !

a rooster is a chicken too

No, it's not.

VICTORY IS OURS!

Yep, I got it multiple times trying to load Scale Of The Universe.

NG wasn't meant for 30MB files, this thing lags like hell.

These people are fucking idiots. The cat flopped over after you were vigorusly training it to jump though hoops? No shit, cats aren't supposed to do that. And claiming that cats are unrpoductive because no cat joined their group on facebook? This is the kind of shit PETA is meant for.

HAHAHAHAHA. That guy is fucking awesome in his sleep.

I call bullshit, Leonard Matlin is still alive today.

Copypasta from the description.

Captain Falcon reporting for duty!

He is hibernating. He gathered up on hundreds of locked posts to feed on before he sleeps, and he sometime sleepwalks and stumbles into the BBS and feeds on locked posts. He also wrecks anyone who enters his cave with his ultra ban claws. But one day, someone will make a post so retarded that it will wake Ultrabear for his long sleep, and all hell will break loose. It will truly be a BBS acopalyspe. So please, stop voting for Ultrabear for worst mod, unless you want him to wake up. He has been sleeping for 9 years and now he is starting to awake.

Ok, OP's pic may be fake, but look at the snowball Jon is holding...

At 1/17/10 10:39 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 1/17/10 10:37 PM, Thematrix27 wrote:

I would choose the women with invisibility powers so I could do her wherever I wanted.

Wouldn't you go to jail when you start humping air?

Lets just say she could make me invisble because I'm touching her. That's usually how invisiblity works.

They are all superheros with superpowers, and they are all women. The leader of the women says you can have sex with one of them, you just have to name the superpower that you would like the women that you having sex to have. None of them are ugly.
Rules:
Being good at sex is not a superpower.
Being beautiful is not a superpower.
I would choose the women with invisibility powers so I could do her wherever I wanted.

Because there's nothing interesting to say/ nothing I can put input to/ just plain boring.

At 1/17/10 04:04 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: I see Vikings vs. Saints or Chargers.
I also see that this should be in sports section.

Shit, I was thinking of a different forum, there is no sports section here.

I see Vikings vs. Saints or Chargers.
I also see that this should be in sports section.

Not. Descriptive. Enough.

At 1/16/10 11:21 PM, furrysowhat wrote:

At 1/16/10 11:19 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: I'd use it to shoot terrible flashes at terrible people.

WAIT, THAT PORTAL?

the portal gun from portal (you know, weighted companion cube?)

It's called sarcasm.

I'd use it to shoot terrible flashes at terrible people.

WAIT, THAT PORTAL?

At 8/5/09 06:16 PM, Imaku wrote:

At 8/5/09 06:07 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 8/5/09 06:04 PM, Imaku wrote: But then my STEM chased off the intruder.

My Absent tried to assist the Maus, but he just wasn't strong enough.

But then, fucking Jonas.

But then, Joe makes a comeback and ends Jonas's long reign.

Good luck topping that.

Im sorry, but what do made up characters living under a bridge have to do with the BBS?

I'm 10 and I don't understand this.

Earthquakes are a natural force, caused by shifting plates in the earth, not god, dumbass. And no, you don't have to be an athiest to believe in evolution. Most people do.

I believe you have the wrong program, photoshop cannot change music.

At 1/16/10 11:09 AM, Zyphonee wrote: How come that for every 5 mods that are kicked away from the team, 50 join?

Either way, congrats coop!

2-3 mods were hired, 6-7 were fired.
Anyway, congrats Coop.