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Response to: I followed Newgrounds advice. Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

The reviewer is right, either I know nothing about Rockabilly is the vocalist sucks.

Response to: Transform - an eyezmaze game Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

First time 3:07.

Response to: Photoshop Fuck Yea Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

I have not seen a funny one so far, plus almost all the these were made in ms paint. Then again, his is a bad base, but come on...

I am disappoint.
Response to: Don't take tech support from /b/ Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

At 2/13/10 09:40 PM, Space-Whale wrote:
At 2/13/10 09:32 PM, LepyThedinosuar wrote:
At 2/13/10 09:24 PM, Space-Whale wrote:
At 2/13/10 09:15 PM, Grawx wrote: Why the fuck would you take Tech support from /b/?
Thats like trying to pick a lock with a donut.
So picking a lock with a doughnut doesn't work?

I am so fucked now.
Try Pouring some glue down into the lock, it lubricates it.
Then rub a magnet on it.
Okay, I'll try that...

... OH SHIT DUDE, THAT WAS MY DAD'S SPECIAL LOCK AND NOW IT'S BROKEN THANKS TO YOU AND NOW THERE'S A MESS EVERYWHERE OH NO THE HORROR.

Ok, ok, this can be fixed. Go to the store, and buy some oxiclean, and some tampons and choclate while you are at it, and a new doorknob. Chainsaw the doorknob off, slam the new one on and keep it there with the magnet, and use the oxiclean on the glue.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted February 13th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Forget it, I never saw Carmillia's sig until now.

My mistake...
Response to: Could NG give me a virus? Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

You cannot get a virus without downloading something, so as long as you don't download things low rated flashes tell you to download or click on suggestive ads, I'm somewhat sure you would be OK.

Oh, and every time someone makes a cock joke in your thread you get a virus.
Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted February 13th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

It's been two days, could I just get my damn sig already?

Response to: Please... kill me know Posted February 12th, 2010 in General

He would be less popular if Newgrounds, and the internet, would just shut the fuck up and stop complaining about him, which really just gets him views, now wouldn't he?

Response to: liljim is poopy Posted February 12th, 2010 in General

Holy shit, he actually did it.

brb, hiding from liljim.
Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted February 11th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Take this picture, crop out the legs and put on the right side of the sig, and in the open area write "IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THEMATRIX27 HAD THE BEST POSTS OF ALL TIME", and do whatever the hell you want with the background.

Newgrounds Sig Makers

Response to: Breast Implants used by Terrorists? Posted February 11th, 2010 in General

DEM BREASTS ARE DA BOMB.

/caps
Response to: liljim is poopy Posted February 11th, 2010 in General

At 2/11/10 09:55 PM, liljim wrote: brb, deleting bbs.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

The BBS has been deleted. Please go to the Art Portal and put shit there because nobody cares about it anymore.

Response to: Prank Call Names Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

Vlad Direnfection.
Rick Roll.
Seymour Butz.
Maya Luva.
That's all I got.

Response to: Anyone ever try one of these? Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

I like bananas, I love bacon, and I like eating sweet things after salty things, so that would probably be like a trip to heaven for me, I'll probably try it.

Response to: What's up with this medal? Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

He most likely downloaded replaying: the game, took away everything except the medal files, messed around with the medal file, and made a poor animation from scratch. Why? For views, of course. This guy is a fucking genius.

Response to: cat trouble Posted February 1st, 2010 in General

None of you understand cats.

A cat does not have to be around other male cats to be "in heat", it's a natural occurance, like puberty. Cats usually do this pretty early in their lives.
Has your cat been spayed?

Response to: The penis mightier than the sword? Posted January 31st, 2010 in General

Epic typo.

Response to: Unknown Collab Posted January 31st, 2010 in Collaboration

This is a horrible idea for a collab because you did not even think about coming up with an idea for even a second, you just thought "Oh, I want to have a collab right now and make some programmer do all the work!"
I doesn't work that way, and the Collab Rules are still in order.

You are getting money at the bank.. Posted January 30th, 2010 in General

When suddenly, you hear gunshot and immediately get on the ground. You hear a very high pitched voice, kind of like Fred's, yelling "GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!"
You look up, and you see a small group of midgets, about 2 1/2 feet tall weilding machine guns. The guy next to you also looks up and starts laughing uncontrollably, then gets shot in the face. Another midget, after shooting him, yells "ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS A JOKE?" in an equally high pitched voice.

So, fellow Newgrounders, what would you do in this situation, and would you be able to stop yourself from laughing your ass off?

Response to: Robert pattiosn = new spiderman Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

I can actually confirm this, there have been several articles on this. I caan say, though, that Twilight is taking over the world.

Response to: Oldest commercial ever Posted January 28th, 2010 in General

At 1/28/10 10:14 PM, Vagetarian wrote:
At 1/28/10 09:38 PM, DP36 wrote: You can get a tiger poster and a free elephant book with your prescription
its subscription.

ZOOBOOKS CAN HEAL YOU. But dont overdose, you can get really high on that shit.

Response to: Unicorns with Dicks for Horns Posted January 28th, 2010 in General

At 1/28/10 04:52 PM, gingermagicman wrote: Someone let this thread die!

Well apparently you aren't, because you just posted on it.

Response to: 2012. Zombie Apocolypse. Posted January 27th, 2010 in General

Sorry to repeat them, but this is a story, whether you "envisioned" it or not, and it does belong in the Writing Forum.

Response to: Collaboration "Idea" Lounge. Posted January 27th, 2010 in Collaboration

At 1/27/10 10:16 AM, ForNoReason wrote:
At 1/26/10 06:19 PM, Thematrix27 wrote:

:: STUFF.


I think the problem with this collab is you would have to have A LOT of determination and skill in flash to put it all together. It sounds like it could be a really fun game and a great opportunity to have a lot of great artists, programmers, and musicians work together, but the skill level for the collab organizer would have to be pretty high.

Yes, that was one of the two problems that I thought of being an issue for this collab, the other being not many people know what DDR is. This defidently (sp?) would take a lot of time to make, short cuts would have to be figured out. It would work well as long as they had a good team and a lot of time on their hands, but I could consider something like this becoming very high rated and very popular.
(High Scoreboard would help quite a bit)

At 1/27/10 07:38 PM, Skye-McCloud wrote: Ideas, hmm? Alright.

I have a concept for a Mega Man X flash game, utilizing the 16-bit style. Given I'm no spriter, though, I would need to collab with some folks who can do sprites, as well as music. So yes, this is a game collab, not an animation collab. I assume that's allowed, right?

Yes, game collabs are allowed, but they take more time, and sprite games don't always turn out too well. Sprite collabing is done a lot, so your idea will also have to be unique, but Megaman is not as common as doing Sonic and others, so it would work better. However, say what characters must be used and which can't seems more sillly than useful to me.

Response to: Worlds Narrowest Car - Fail Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

It would probably be pretty cramped in there, I doubt anyone that's claustrophobic ( or obese) is going to drive it.

Response to: First anim. longer than 3 frames Posted January 26th, 2010 in Animation

The preloader isn't working. Fix it, or just re-submit it without the preloader.

Response to: New Forums, new poster! Posted January 26th, 2010 in NG News

The new forums aren't included in forum jump, that should be fixed.
Great job on the forums though, it looks like people are making great posts on them already.

Response to: Collaboration "Idea" Lounge. Posted January 26th, 2010 in Collaboration

I've had this ideaa in my head for a LONG time, but I suck with flash, so hear me out.
I think a DDR collab would be awesome. DDR is like a video game version of Stepmania, or Flash Flash Revolution. In the collab, the controls would be the keypad on the keyboard for the notes. (Or you can do Guitar hero for this idea, whatever) You would have multiple people do music videos for songs in flash. Then, the music videos would be fitted with steps or notes. (Portaining to the song, not the actual video) We then add programmers to the mix to make menus, come up with the system, and all that is needed. And, Tada! we have the DDR/Guitar Hero collab.

Response to: The Writing Portal. Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

At 1/26/10 05:39 PM, coure wrote: stuff
Anyway I would ike to see a portal introduced soon but, I can live without it because of this forum.

Please, everyone posting on this from now on, look at the date this thread was made.

Response to: Writing Forum Lounge Posted January 26th, 2010 in Writing

Great, now I have a place to post stories while people will notice them. *COUGH* Nobody looks at blog stories *COUGH* It seems like the writing forum has started off nice already, I'm hoping to see a lot a great stories here.
*COUGH*