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Alrght... I choose the scene in Sin City when Hartigan( Bruce Willis) turns down Nancy (Jessica Alba) because she is to young and innocent for him. What a huge ( and unrealistic) mistake! I would've tapped it for sure.

If anyone feels like reading something......
http://themanthelegend.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/279609
If you try it out, please enjoy.

If anyone is looking for something to read......
http://themanthelegend.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/279609

"The Dude abides..."
-the Dude

Try any of the early 90's grunge bands that arent still making music. ( Bush, Nirvana, etc.) alot of the songs are simple chords. many of my friends learned this way when they were younger.

At 3/14/09 12:13 PM, Kottbullar wrote: Choking on a big, sloppy dick

We have a WINNER!

I dont even want to think about it.... but the worst death would be anything involving excessivly bleeding genitals.

At 3/13/09 07:34 AM, megamagition wrote: A man eats a radioactive sandwitch and he becomes "TOXIC MAN!!!". I'm not old enough to know about them, but I've seen loads of jokes about them and watched some parts of movies.

What do you think about those type of movies, do you have any examples or quotes?

Any Ed Wood mvie you'll find exactly what your looking for. If your younger though you'll get a bigger kick out of the troma movies. ( Toxic Avenger, Rabid Grannies, theres even one called The Killer Condom, thers a hundred of em and they are all cheesy as hell.)

Telling someone to " go fly a kite" is the most badass thing ever.

Sweet. Good for Such is Life. Left 4 Speed was great but Such is Life was really something special, I personally feel it deserved the nomination anyway. Either way you cant go wrong, Febuary was a good month.

At 3/12/09 04:16 PM, Fora wrote: I watched it when I was very little and I wanted to see it again for fun.
The movie is about 2 dogs and a cat running away from home, does anyone knows the name of this movie?

homeward bound.... good flick

At 3/12/09 11:58 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Blam it, log off, get some pussy.

now thats more like it.

At 3/12/09 11:54 AM, esko-man wrote: Attention or no attention, if it's crap it gets blammed. We get blam points for blamming it, or save points for saving it. Why would you complain about easy points?

Im not complaining. Im saying we shouldnt waste our time writing reviews to tell them thier work sucks. they know it sucks, thats why they do it. we should just blam and move on. ignore these immature idiots.

As fans and users of newgrounds we must all agree to stop reviewing spam. Certain users have been re-submitting the same awful flash everyday.Im not sure how they are getting away with this, but they will never stop if we give them attention. We fuel thier fire by writing negative reviews. I admit I have also made this mistake ( this post is an example of them getting thier desired attention, it pisses me off that i have to write it) so this will be the last time I adress this matter. I just thought I should get my opinion out there ,and hope others follow my example.

I hear that brother. The only rope bridge seen worth a damn is in Temple of Doom. They dont belong in flash( its so lazy)

At 3/11/09 05:07 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: It's technically allowed, although if a user has three flashes blammed in a row he/she gets a temporary portal ban.
Chances are you won't be seeing that one again in a while.

Sometimes, people just don't get the hint, and submit the same piece of garbage constantly. That's why the ban thing is in place (which very few people choose to ignore once they've fucked themselves over with it).

thanx for the info. I was told you would get your account erased.( its almost unfortunate that wasnt the case in this scenario. The guy releases nothing but crap.)

shit ! how could I have been so inconsiderate? Of course, Street Fighter! I'll simmer down and let them play.

Over the past week I noticed a user had submitted the same "flash"three seperate times. It was blammed every time (thank god, because it sucked). I thought this wasnt allowed, am I misinformed?

Go with something short and simple. If people are impressed with the music they will be more likely to remember your bandname if its not overly elaborite.I feel its really hard to suggest a name without actually hearing it, do you have any stuff in the audio portal? that would help. Until then a decent name would be"Generic". ( I find insulting yourself has an opposite effect in the alternitive rock community.)

I just dont get why every review I see under Portal Defenders includes a comment on how the game is too difficult. While it is a challenge, Defenders is very beatable, and this is coming from a guy is only slightly above average at gaming. Everyone needs to chill and stop complaining if they dont beat a game the first time they play it. Also it kicks ass ,and is worthy of multiple plays, so step up to the "impossible".

Its so hard to concentrate. I can feel strange breath on my neck and it draws me in like an aromatic meal served to a starving man, yet I am no man. The breath belongs not to that of another, but to the night breeze. I feel so free to stretch my wings, but my soul is heavy from an all too short and somehow all too long life. Theres something unfamiliar calling to me, and I want so badly to listen....
" A chance, just a chance," It calls to me, with an almost pathetic yearning.I shouldnt listen ,it feels bad almost menacing." Don't you want to try it? To be one of them?"the unfamiliar voice beckoned. These words would have brought tears to my eyes, if only I could cry.How did this voice know my deepest desires? Is it my own mind?
"I can give that to you a chance,I can switch you with one of them.Arent you tired of being a bug?"the voice now whooped and whirred as it became one with the wind.This was true. My whole life I have felt meaningless as if I didn't exsist. Just a worthless moth.I have longed to be one of them for a lifespan. My lifespan.. With thier carefree lives ,and thier happy faces. What would it be like? I could do anything I wanted ,roam the earth or finally feel true pleasure.Could it really happen? Could this mysterious.... whatever it is..... truly give me what my heart has begged for?
"I can, and I will,"It whispered. It could hear my thoughts,and it could taste my soul.I could no longer question it, I simply know, this is real.
"Who would I be?" my mind asked.
"Anyone you want, but does it really matter?"the wind replied. The voice was right. I didnt care who I was ,as long as I was human and it was real. I looked below me and saw a boy playing in his grassy dimly lit backyard. He played in the warm night air, his giggles echoing in my mind.This boy had the world in front of him and I could have it.
"I want him. I want that life."The wind screamed in response and the deed was done. I could feel the cool grass beneath my feet.I laughed out loud, startling myself with the sound of my own voice. MY VOICE! My head and my heart were racing out of control, spinning as I tried to get a grasp on what to do first. Oooo a light......

January was a good month, lots of interesting flashes.Imust say i disagree with the order of top five.Player 2 playa should have been #1, but I guess I cant argue with numbers.

aw man... i was hoping this shameless self promotion would include announcement of a full length platform game. oh well better luck next time.