Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I can't wait to see who won. I feel as though a few stories clearly shine above the rest, and I'm curious to see If I agree with the judges. If I do, I think I'll ask to be a judge on an upcoming contest (or If I don't , I guess that would be an even better reason. Hopefully the results come in tomorrow, Good Luck everyone....especially me :)

You friends being lazy is a poor ass excuse for not getting out in the world. Take responsibility for the fact that the only one holding you back from your "adventure" is you. On your travels (where ever they may be) you will meet people and do enough interesting things that you will never be truly alone. Set a goal for a place you want to go, accompanied by something cool to do there, and do it. BAM!, instant adventure.

At 5/4/09 03:03 PM, Mcbanhammer wrote: Nah, you can't.

I second that, leave that link on your blog, not in the forum.

There are some real good "emo" songs out there (God ,I hate that word, people use it for any music they feel like clasifying nowadays) but ultimately Punk is king. It wakes you up, slaps you in the face, and tells you to get over your depressed self absorbed bullshit.(I know I am oversimplifying, and that you can't speak for all music in either catergory this way) " Emo" is the opposite, you can drown in your sorrows knowing that the artist has gone through the same pain (which they don't anymore, because they're rich. So, they should shut the fuck up, and sing about how much life kicks ass.) Lately The word "emo" has replaced The word "alternative", It's about time we stopped worrying about classification and just listen to what sounds good.

I wouldn't worry about it. That kind of stuff happens to me all the time.

At 5/2/09 04:54 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Damn. Fix.

Awesome man! That's exactly what I wanted.

Could I get a sig? I would like it to say " You cannot live without my golden voice"
I would like the text in white and medium sized. With a pitch black backround.
If at all possible, It would be great to get two large ,menacing, all red ,eyes behind the text (or above it), but I understand if that is asking too much.

A pitchfork and a torch.... oh no, wait,,, that's Frankenstien.

Happy Pico Day to all. Thanks for making an extra holiday for us Tom. I know there has been three others, but I just signed up this year, so it's my first. I'm looking forward to see what turns up!

Sometimes, when there is a full moon, the dreaded Were-Bitch emerges...

Will the most recent date on your revenue graph remain unchanged until you make more money? My last dislayed date is the 26th. Just curious if anyone would know such a thing

Just stay the funk away from her. It can't be that hard to avoid saying "yes" to the request that you stand up so she can get an easier shot at your balls.

You say poor lifestyle? Then get your brother to go for walks and other excercise after his allergies clear up. Take vitamin suppliments and eat a well rounded diet to boost his immune system. The only way to conquer an unhealthy lifestyle is by putting the right fuel in the human machine. As far as the allergies themselves, suggest he have the doctor take bloodwork, it could be something in his everyday lifestyle that his tolerance to has lowered against with age.

I wine them, dine them, whisper sweet nothings, and then vanish into the night. Oh no, wait.... No I just act like my normal, weird (oxymoron? YES!) self. That's how I make friends. Leaving the house helps too.

At 4/28/09 09:38 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote: The WHOLE show is fake. Before the show they have a disclaimer that the following is REENACTMENTS of actual events. Basically they took a bunch of 'accounts' of repo experiences and reenact them. None of the footage you are seeing on that show is real, at all.

Wow... I'm never watching that show again. I was sure some of it was fake, but now I feel violated.

At 4/28/09 11:50 AM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: My internet concked out yesterday, I must have cut myself 5 times. Oh the poetry i wrote.

That's fucking beautiful man. I don't know if I've ever seen the word concked written down. It looks kind of funny.

At 4/28/09 11:00 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Yeah I totally get what you mean. It kind of smells like chocolate. But when you taste it, it's not chocolate at all.

No, no, no... absolutely not, you take that back. It smells nothing like chocolate.

At 4/28/09 09:27 AM, JoeWigger wrote: God doesn't exist. Science has proven that false. Its pretty simple really, religious people don't buy into this because, by nature, religion is narrow-minded and has no place in reality.

It's a good thing you know everything, and you must have the scientific proof you speak of that disproves all religious beliefs. Otherwise you wouldn't say such a thing, right? It's much more narrow minded to be so positive there is nothing beyond science. People that can't identify with others have no place in reality, keep an open mind mang.( instead of namecalling on anyone that believes in a higher power) I'm not religous at all, but I have seen enough in my life to know there is a chance I could be wrong. No one knows enough to make a positive claim one way or the other, and that my friend, is a simple fact.

Do you need some attention, or what? Relax man, life kicks ass. As soon as you realize that ,you will actually begin to enjoy yourself. Wouldn't that be something? Take a walk, get some fresh air, and try to think about all the times you've laughed in your life. Even miserable people laugh sometimes( I know how lame it is, but try it anyway)

At 4/27/09 11:22 PM, Saint-Pig wrote:

At 4/27/09 11:18 PM, themanthelegend wrote: You could mail it to me. I would have no problem coming up with ways to spend it. That would be fun as hell....... for me.

........... any other ideas?

Alright fine. Get a ping pong table. Hours of fun, as long as you have at least one friend. And if you don't, you could just bounce the ball off the wall Gump style.

That smell is your asshole. Easiest question ever.

You could mail it to me. I would have no problem coming up with ways to spend it. That would be fun as hell....... for me.

It's definately not for me, but I have a friend who says it was the best descision he ever made. It set his whole life on an extremely positive path. If you think it's a life you can handle, then go for it. Never forget though,(as so many do) you might truly be put in a situation where your life and the lives of others are on the line. Is that something you really want? Ask yourself that for real, forget about the benefits, and how cool the dorm will be.

Jerk Force: Making threads to prove to everyone how smart you are :)

It looks awesome, but I would not trust that thing.

At 4/27/09 06:26 PM, JinnyJin wrote: LOL u pwned him d00d

I'm guessing that was the responce you were looking for?

It certainly was the response he is looking for. Don't get this one mad or he might "contain" you. And no one wants that.

At 4/27/09 06:00 PM, tsdeath1 wrote:

At 4/27/09 05:47 PM, themanthelegend wrote: Yeah. Drinking pop with friends and the shop teacher, who broke up a fight then just chilled out with you guys till you fought again. Fakest, stupidest story ever. Try harder next time.

no. this really happend untill you werent there don't say its fake.

I don't know ya, so maybe I'm wrong. Your facts just sound A little flaky is all. I've never heard of a teacher not immediatly completely seperating two fighting kids. Also you descibed the story as hanging with your buddies drinking pop then all of the sudden you're in shop. Were you taking lunch or something? I don't mean to call you a liar, but something is funny here. If I'm incorrect, I apologize. Fighting sucks, unless your a proffessional being paid to do so.

Revenue SharingApril Earnings: $0.37
My month started well, considering I don't have any flash up yet. Then two days ago my Ecpm dropped drastically and my revenue has not updated since then . Does that mean I stopped making money? How can I get the Ecpm back up? I'm sure that it is out of my hands, but if there is anything I can do, I would like to know.

Yeah. Drinking pop with friends and the shop teacher, who broke up a fight then just chilled out with you guys till you fought again. Fakest, stupidest story ever. Try harder next time.

At 4/26/09 03:52 AM, JarrodK wrote: The fuck is with the responses here? Am I surrounded by people who hate themselves and their world?

No. I don' think so. It's very human to hit a point where you feel as though you should give up. The point here is thinking, not doing. Alot of this sites users are at a confusing as hell age, and probably think about a little bit of everything. Hopefullty those that are truly depressed see the light before they make a big mistake. Take it easy everybody, it gets better... then it gets worse... then it gets better... oh ,then it gets worse... then better... hopefully.