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At 5/17/09 06:35 PM, Proottalfain wrote: In Canada we never get this stupid propaganda.

If people can eat bricks, I can drop motherfucking LSD.

Sir, I believe I'm moving to Canada. It sounds like you people get the big picture up there. "If I'm not hurting you, then what the fuck is the problem?" Makes sense to me.

themanthelegend [02/10] : Unbearably generic and badly written
Thanks Fyndir! not enough people deliver brutal honesty. Even the other judges try to act nice while telling you they really didn't like it. Everyone I showed it to face to face acted like it was the greatest story ever written, when all I wanted was some honest feedback. One question: By badly written, did you mean the story content, the word composition, or the grammer, or maybe all three? I'd like to find out what's unappealing to the reader, It's hard for me to get a real outside perspective when I read my own stuff. Looks like I'm going to have to try harder next time. They're better be a next time soon. You hear me Gum!

This Andrew fella seems like a real winner. I love the crying uncontrolably part. It really cracks me up to think of that dude blubbering and whining over having to clean his room. I know 10 year olds that do it without making a fuss.

At 5/17/09 07:33 AM, geohoundz55 wrote:

Creativity?
c'mon those names are just from name generator..

I feel bad for you that you can't even imagine a person with a decent imagination. It's not very hard to ravdomly throw names out there, you just make up words. Gardlerat, mortigance, artripero, ikulkantivoris. Barg, maltik, forinazod, I could just go on all day.... Why would someone ever need a name generator?

I felt the Mohawk should have been more agressive. I like my hawks attacking.

Savage Henry is a name that strikes fear. Or maybe Horacious? How bout Metiphyscalofogilijants? That one rolls of the tongue. Repeat after me: Met-Iph-Is-Ca-Lo-Fo-Gil-I-Jants.

At 5/17/09 07:17 AM, CowGoMoo wrote:

At 5/17/09 06:24 AM, Maximus wrote: Weekdays I'll be in bed reading...

LOL XD ROFL LMAO!!!
who reads?

Everyone here. Including you, right now.

I'm not sure what to make of the blatant racism going on in this thread. I'm going to go ahead and laugh until I feel ashamed.

I work two jobs and never know when the hell I'm going to fall asleep. I just got of work an hour ago and it's 7am where I live. I guess I'm just special though.

I bet Brutus is just super proud of his name.

At 5/17/09 05:27 AM, BIeed wrote:

At 5/17/09 05:26 AM, carbonwater wrote: British comedy was never funny to begin with.

I love most British comedy. Have you ever seen Monty Python?

Good comedy is good comedy, doesn't matter where it comes from. I'll admit some of the fake laugh track weird shit I've seen from there before sucks, but you can find that anywhere. Us americans have much to be thankful for from the english in the way of comedy. Particularly ( in my opinion) The Office.

Lubridermas. Maybe you could get him sponsored.

Thanks to all the judges and congrats to all the winners. I must admit though, a few of the honorable mentions did not belong there, one in paticular. His story sucked and we all know it. One of the judges must be his brother or father or something. I don't want to be that guy, but I'm positive there were several bettter entries. I agree with Gum's critisisms and know my story was not the best, but it was certainly more readable than a spam like story about a retard and an elevator. Oh well, better luck next time! I really hope there is a next time, these contests are the kind of things that make Newgrounds so much fun. Special thanks to the judges who posted their scores and wrote reviews, it's great to get that kind of individual feedback. Thank you to Scarab, the only non-judge to review everyone's stuff, you tha man Scarab! I intended to write more reviews myself, but got sidetracked over the month. A final thanks to everyone who submitted a story for giving us all something to read.

At 5/15/09 05:36 AM, alhanelem wrote: create a machine that stops time so u have time to get this DONE!!!

Yes a time machine is the only way. Go back and leave a key for yourself... or something. Those things solve problems. This thread just creates them.

I hope no one is honestly referring to their best smoke being a ciggarette. Get with the times fellas, butts suck.

We can all speculate and guess as much as we want. But please refrain from acting like any of us are experts in these matters. Even the experts have no way of proving their theories, so let's all relax on spouting "facts".

I think if you say it too many times a black hole will open and suck your face off. I'ts kind of fun to think about infinity, but ultimately it's just frustrating. Also, why does an infinate universe necessarily have to be filled with planets and such? I always assumed it was suppossed to be a vast empty stretch, that's all my mind will comprehend anyway, when I think of infinity.

At 5/13/09 03:25 PM, SPEC7RE wrote:
dude seriously. fuck you. you are seriously NO ONE to say what music is good.
god damn dude. seriously at least the other guy has better arguments. so please. take your dumbass opinions and shove them as far up your ass as you can.

Why ask for opinions then get pissed off when you get them?

One more time, keep this shit on your blog, or in the audio advertisement thread. Even for this genre, the music is terrible by the way.

" You're a hooker!" Grandmas boy- best movie ever. Worst thread ever.

At 5/11/09 07:01 AM, flashwarrior wrote: I'm not currently reading it, but I suggest cell by Stephen king. That one was great.

I'm actually reading a King classic right now, The Dead Zone.

All the users shall meet and engage in mortal combat. At least that's what I heard.....

At 5/10/09 04:11 PM, FullFistMaria wrote: I disagree.

Charles manson is too funny to be Jack Black. Wait... scratch that. By the way FullFist, scariest picture ever.

At 5/10/09 04:07 PM, TheReno wrote: ok seriously, wtf is the hold up

never been a patient person.

Careful Reno, don't upset the judges, or we'll never find out what happened. Hell, you could've been the winner before that remark :)

Some threads were born to be locked. Use your blog man, don't be a jerk. Oh by the way... BLAM!

Private Skittles from The tankmen series would kill em all!

At 5/7/09 07:32 PM, DM692 wrote: If you like(d) him, help. If you did(n't) ignore the whole thing.

Seems pretty simple to me.

Yup. DM has the answer on this one. Although if you care enough to post about it, maybe you should anonomously call his parents and express this concern. Even if his suicide talk was only a threat, the kid could probably still use some help.

At 5/7/09 07:31 PM, SoTotallyNotANinja wrote: What flavor are we? How long do we take to bake? Are we jelly-filled? Do we slobber all overselves as we are bitten and mashed between teeth? Do we yield like strawberries, or do we howl like stale bread?

We're all that, and a whole lot more. As for bake time... all the time.

I don't say this often, but sometimes when the time is right you have to let it out. So here it goes " I hate you". Alright, now I feel better about reading this blog/post. I don't really hate you, (that's only because I don't hate anyone. If I did, you would be a reasonable candidate) but come on man, keep this crap out of here.

At 5/5/09 12:36 AM, Upset-Waffles wrote: Im considering trying weed for the first time. My friends all want me to, but ive been saying no.
I want to, but i have an addictive personality. Is it worth it?

This is definately a descision you should have us make. I'm going to have to say yes for two reasons:
1. It's awesome
2. ......I forget... I wonder what's in the fridge?