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Topic: Bad young kid punk band

Posted: 01/23/09 04:20 PM

Forum: General

At 1/23/09 03:35 PM, Q08149 wrote:
At 1/23/09 03:32 PM, thelordofcheese wrote: Doe anyone remember the name of that band with all young kids playing terrible "punk" music? Something like Skull...? Badskull?

You know the meme, I'm sure.
You just described every alternative rock, punk or emo band that got signed it the last 6 years.

Sorry. I mean they are younger than 12, and they are of the discordant/noise genre.

And remembering my Google Fu I searched:
punkband *skull

Old Skull.


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Topic: Bad young kid punk band

Posted: 01/23/09 03:32 PM

Forum: General

Doe anyone remember the name of that band with all young kids playing terrible "punk" music? Something like Skull...? Badskull?

You know the meme, I'm sure.


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Topic: Php, Regular Expressions And $

Posted: 10/20/08 07:35 PM

Forum: Programming

At 10/20/08 07:32 PM, thelordofcheese wrote: Oh, geez...

You have to escape the escape. Basically, to match $ you have to match it to the escape string, not the escape value, because PHP escapes the \$ and interprets it as $ (EOL), so you have to match the string "\$", witch matches \\\$.

bah
~which

Oh, and only in double-quoted strings. In single quotes you just escape. So "$" matches '/\$/' or "/\\\$".


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Topic: Php, Regular Expressions And $

Posted: 10/20/08 07:32 PM

Forum: Programming

Oh, geez...

You have to escape the escape. Basically, to match $ you have to match it to the escape string, not the escape value, because PHP escapes the \$ and interprets it as $ (EOL), so you have to match the string "\$", witch matches \\\$.


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Topic: Php, Regular Expressions And $

Posted: 10/20/08 03:11 PM

Forum: Programming

Anyone know why I can't get a string with $ (or any metacharacter) working?

$RegExpr = "/^([a-z]|[A-Z]|[0-9]|(\/|\.|\^|\$|\*|\+
|\{|\}|\?|\:|\=|\!|\(|\)|\[|\]|@|#|%|&|_
|-|;|\'|\"|,)){8,16}$/";
if (preg_match($RegExpr, $theInput))
{
echo "matches";
}


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Topic: Help Dammit Help! Cakephp

Posted: 08/27/08 04:57 PM

Forum: Programming

At 8/27/08 02:13 PM, polym wrote: Uhm, instead of being a dumbass, why don't you go with their suggestions of using a better framework with better support instead of wasting your time with one that has little to none. Your remark on frameworks are a little ignorant. They're there so people don't have to waste hours trying to find a way to solve a problem when it's already solved...by more people than just yourself and plus it delivers and is well-tested

Instead of learning all you can just stick with the easiest solution? I guess you are the dumbass.
As for "a problem when it's already solved" it's done in an all-in-one solution - bloated. Loss of flexibility. NO NEED FOR A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING.
But I'm still trying to learn it. Because I'd rather learn than stay ignorant. Like you.

At 8/27/08 03:51 PM, VigilanteNighthawk wrote:
At 8/27/08 01:32 PM, thelordofcheese wrote:
At 8/27/08 11:04 AM, BoneIdol wrote:
At 8/27/08 10:41 AM, thelordofcheese wrote:
At 8/27/08 01:37 AM, BoneIdol wrote:
I usually go for hard code. It seems that the frameworks are just a headache to set up and are inflexible and bloated, used only for people who don't know the inner workings of PHP and can't understand complex SQL. Basically they are for code monkeys in big businesses. Get it done fast and all. CakePHP is used by a dev company (but they use Codeigniter, too - and are starting with Zend).
No, its so you can use highly tested components that take care of common tasks for you so that you can focus on the problem at hand. This helps facilitate one of the biggest goals of modern software engineering, code resuse. Also, but using a framework, other developers will have an easier time understanding your code if they know the framework as well.

It takes 3-5 steps to do something I could have done in 1 or 2. Why not make a protected form to upload a file that then is associated in a database table? Then populate links in a similar manner? Rather than place file here, and here and here... To do something I could have done with 1 file? It's for speed, not normalization, and it's a mediocre scheme at best. but the problem is most developers aren't very good. If you use a standard of coding rather than a framework you can be more flexible and it will take less steps, but the problem is that very often people are sloppy and don't plan ahead. As for understanding the code, that's what comments are for.


Furthermore, I'd say that to properly use a framework, you must know the proper way to code php without one. You must know how to write sql so that you can drop down into it at times when your ORM may be performing poorly. You need to understand the patterns being used to understand how to utilize the framework. Frameworks are a boon to experienced developers.

Good point. But the first thing I think when I read that is there are going to be 20 times the number of people who are fuck-ups. It scares me.


I know how to write sql. I know how to write MVC code and how to implement a front end controller, but I'm not getting paid to implement patterns; I'm getting paid to write applications. Having a framework allows me to focus on the problem at hand while not wasting time implementing code that has been better implemented and tested by others.

I'll update once I get a meaning fully functioning CakePHP install/config made. Damn, 2 days, no documentation, all headaches.
This is precisely why others recommended ditching cake. It's documentation is garbage. That is the main reason I avoided it like the plague. You can get up and running with codeigniter in no time. It's documentation is superb, and its trivial to modify or to integrate third party components. It also doesn't force you to use the ORM if you don't want to (though the database connection layer is the only component you can't override).

The documentation is not going to get any better if people just ignore it. Yes, I am going to stick with CodeIgniter (had it DL'd before CakePHP). But no harm in knowing more than one way to do something.


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Topic: Help Dammit Help! Cakephp

Posted: 08/27/08 01:32 PM

Forum: Programming

At 8/27/08 11:04 AM, BoneIdol wrote:
At 8/27/08 10:41 AM, thelordofcheese wrote:
At 8/27/08 01:37 AM, BoneIdol wrote: CakePHP is a steaming great turd (simply because the documentation is so horrible). If you want to use a framework, might I recommend Zend or CodeIgniter?
That wasn't the question. I didn't ask which framework you recommend.
Fair enough then; can't say CakePHP is my area of expertise at all (I had one look at the documentation and went "fuck that"), but I would imagine that your problem lies with mod_rewrite. I vaguely recall you posting a thing earlier about running cake php on IIS.

Try opening a url like cakephppath/index.php/controller/ instead of just cakephppath/controller/. IIS has some modules that act like mod_rewrite, but you really need a host that either has them installed or will let you install them.

Two examples are:
http://www.isapirewrite.com/
http://www.qwerksoft.com/products/iisrew rite/

Let me know if I'm even remotely up the right tree here.

That other thread got deleted (no posts after a few hours I guess - I dunno, haven't been here in a while).

I usually go for hard code. It seems that the frameworks are just a headache to set up and are inflexible and bloated, used only for people who don't know the inner workings of PHP and can't understand complex SQL. Basically they are for code monkeys in big businesses. Get it done fast and all. CakePHP is used by a dev company (but they use Codeigniter, too - and are starting with Zend).

Yeah, I'm using a mod_rewrite that was on iismod.com (which is now down). I would LIKE to get it going with IIS (I find if you can set up something OpenSource in IIS you damn well can do it a lot easier with Apache, so just learn IIS first).

While typing this I was putting down all of the info I could, and I looked at the rewrite ini file more closely. THERE'S THE PROBLEM!

Whoever wrote them assumed that CakePHP was dropped driectly into wwwroot and ALSO they were using index.php?controller instead of index.php/controller.

I modified the rule to use localhost/CakePHP for any localhost/CakePHP/?anything url.
Now I have to modify it to just use localhost/CakePHP/anything for the rewrite.

I'll update once I get a meaning fully functioning CakePHP install/config made. Damn, 2 days, no documentation, all headaches.


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Topic: Help Dammit Help! Cakephp

Posted: 08/27/08 10:41 AM

Forum: Programming

At 8/27/08 01:37 AM, BoneIdol wrote: CakePHP is a steaming great turd (simply because the documentation is so horrible). If you want to use a framework, might I recommend Zend or CodeIgniter?

That wasn't the question. I didn't ask which framework you recommend.


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Topic: Help Dammit Help! Cakephp

Posted: 08/26/08 11:16 PM

Forum: Programming

I've been looking everywhere.

I've folloed the CakePHP tutorial for the blog:
http://book.cakephp.org/view/326/the-cak e-blog-tutorial

STILL DOESN'T WORK

PHP 5, MySQL 5, IIS 5.1

i've done it all by the book.

FUCKING HELP!


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Topic: Snorg watersports

Posted: 08/26/08 12:14 PM

Forum: General

What is this girl doing?

Snorg watersports


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Topic: PHP linked list node swap

Posted: 07/25/08 07:58 AM

Forum: Programming

At 7/24/08 06:28 AM, BoneIdol wrote: Sorry to bring this topic back from the dead, but my head's working a lot better today.

Rather than using a full on linked list, would it not be easier to make your class implement PHP's iterator interface?

http://www.phpbuilder.com/manual/en/lang uage.oop5.iterations.php

The main upside to doing this is that your class will be much more friendly with foreach statements.

No, not dead. I just had to work.

As for the iterator, I should have read the release notes for 5, but when you really only want access to one thing, and protect the rest, it seems that's not the way to go.

Hmmm...
I guess I was thinking too much like C.
Seems the references don't really act like pointers.
But they would if I used shared memory.

Well, I'll just swap values down for now, but damn that raises the Big O.


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Topic: PHP linked list node swap

Posted: 07/23/08 11:25 AM

Forum: Programming

class Node {
private $prev;
private $next;
private $value;
private $row;

function Node($value = null, $row = null){
$this->value = &$value;
$this->row = &$row;
}

function setPrev($node){
$this->prev = &$node;
}
function setNext($node){
$this->next = &$node;
}

function &getPrev(){
return $this->prev;
}
function &getNext(){
return $this->next;
}

...
}

class NodeList {
private $first;//head
private $last;//tail
private $size;

function NodeList(){
$this->first = new Node();
$this->last = new Node();
$this->size = 0;
}

function addNode($value,$row){
//this works fine
...
}

function swap($nodeA, $nodeB){
???
}
}


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Topic: PHP linked list node swap

Posted: 07/23/08 10:42 AM

Forum: Programming

It's been a while since I programmed in PHP and I'm having trouble with the references to nodes.

Basically, I call a function from one class and in that function I am messing with the nodes. I want to swap the 2 nodes, and not just their values. I want the nodes themselves to change the references to the next and previous nodes of each other.

Can anyone help out here?

This is the only function I have left to write.


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Topic: So I got my first Tattoo!

Posted: 07/14/08 11:08 AM

Forum: General

You spent $250 on an outline, no color, that was poorly drawn. And for a Gundam? Does Gundam really mena that much to you?


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Topic: Budweiser Bought Out For $52b

Posted: 07/14/08 09:46 AM

Forum: General

Gah! They have much better beer brewed there! Why would they want this shit?

I guess it all comes down to money.

| Which is why I had a 40 of Colt the other day


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Topic: Is it just me...

Posted: 07/14/08 09:40 AM

Forum: General

At 7/14/08 06:24 AM, Lucy wrote: Well, we are becoming to live in a world which revolves around nothing but violence and war.

Becoming?
| People called Romans they go the house


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Topic: Vintage Feces

Posted: 07/13/08 07:41 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/08 06:00 PM, xKore wrote: arrhhhhh i was expecting to see a shit >:l

Buy in bulk!


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Topic: Vintage Feces

Posted: 07/13/08 05:54 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: LOL Trains

Posted: 07/13/08 04:51 PM

Forum: General

OK, I was just making fun of the image macro, but yeah, nice critique of the USA transportaion. When need IT (aka: the Ginger Device).

well, I suppose you could

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Topic: iPhone Woes, $100. 14 of 20

Posted: 07/13/08 04:11 PM

Forum: NG News

At 7/13/08 01:49 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: First post =\

Loser

At 7/13/08 01:53 PM, Elemental-Sword wrote: first page

Idiot

At 7/13/08 01:55 PM, MiniPetar wrote: Apple sucks... and yay first page

Um, no... anti-fanboy... and loser idiot

At 7/13/08 01:57 PM, Treerung wrote: Yes! firstpage!

What an accomplishment.

At 7/13/08 02:00 PM, Killers123 wrote: First page?

Oh well, sorry you had to get April to buy her own gift.

Loser?

At 7/13/08 02:00 PM, Malachy wrote: The only thing that works in my area is Verizon, and I'm on a plan with my woman. We both recently got sent new phones because our current ones had been beat up a little too much. Now i have to buy that rick ashley ringtone AGAIN.

Astley. And really... c'mon.


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Topic: LOL Trains

Posted: 07/13/08 04:05 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: Cannot Connect To Iis V5.1

Posted: 07/06/08 05:54 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Oh! I didn't remember that it stopped a root level redirect when no default pagename was present. Oops.


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Topic: Cannot Connect To Iis V5.1

Posted: 07/06/08 05:25 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Anyone know were I can change the username / password for IIS when I get an authentication error when trying to connect to local host just after an IIS install.

Windows XP Pro
ZoneAlarm installed but local in trusted zone


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Topic: Your odd fears

Posted: 06/28/08 09:55 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 08:54 PM, Spectacle wrote:
At 6/28/08 08:51 PM, sasuke2910 wrote:
At 6/28/08 08:47 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: I fear Chuck Norris
actually it's funny that people are still saying it
I think it's at the point where there's no way for it to be funny.

It just reminds me of Conan's lever.


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Topic: Pick a side

Posted: 06/28/08 09:53 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 09:44 PM, RockinPunk wrote: I choose Left.

Libtard


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Topic: Ya know what pisses me off?

Posted: 06/28/08 09:35 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 08:56 PM, ShadowNazi169 wrote: if you think you can't be yourself in today society, then you need to die also. i follw no one's rules but my own, and i act like i want to anywhere. i'd bet that your just the type of person who think that nothing can change because it is set in perminance. hahaha! i should have been dead from the hundreds of "life threatening" accidents i've been in! being yourself in modern society is only a matter of will power, you have to want to be something different from the normal masses that walk this earth. suicide is for idiots who can't deal with life and that's all there is too it!

Oh really? People don't like what they haven't been told they can like. When you aren't what people have been told to like they don't like you - even if they claim to embrace diversity. Then you can get nowhere in life unless you do things yourself. That's what I do, but it's tough. Hopefully you run into people who realize they annoy you as much as you annoy them.


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Topic: Hey NG, I got my report card!

Posted: 06/28/08 08:45 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 05:02 PM, link-011 wrote:
At 6/28/08 05:01 PM, NEVR wrote: Nothing to be proud of, kid. You might think it's funny now, but if you don't get off your ass and start working, you'll eventually regret it. All your peers at school who worked hard and got their A's will go off to college, and you'll be stuck working at McDonald's or somewhere for the rest of your life.
That's so true.

Nope. Just fit in a mold. Being smart but not some clone is a definite way to not make it. Unless you make your own way.


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Topic: Hey NG, I got my report card!

Posted: 06/28/08 08:43 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 04:57 PM, Nu-Energy wrote: thats F-tastic!

fap?


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Topic: Ya know what pisses me off?

Posted: 06/28/08 08:40 PM

Forum: General

~sigh~

OK, you people are so inept it's actually funny, otherwise I'd be so sad that I'd want to kill myself.

In a world where you can't be yourself, where you must fit a mold or people will hold you back, where others are so repressed that they cannot emote and when they see others express their emotions they find it awkward and unacceptable, where familiarity tops diverse experiences that enrich the character and personality - well that world sucks. Why wouldn't someone want to get away from people that are close-minded while claiming to love diversity - as long as it's within their own diminished selfish list of acceptable viewpoints - and are so afraid of real emotions that they cannot stand their sight all the while hoping that nothing changes just so they don't risk being sadder than they are right now (hoping to find a groove where they can be perpetually blissful in monotony)?

Then there are those who are burdened by guilt and have no plausible means of redeeming themselves.

Then there are those that feel hopeless. They've given up, and sometimes there isn't really a chance (but most times there is, it just takes hard work).

Then there are those who are selfish and just didn't get what they want.

That last group sucks.


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Topic: fuck this

Posted: 06/26/08 11:42 PM

Forum: General

At 6/26/08 11:17 PM, TOEZ wrote: In Soviet Russia, Bug kills you.

That's Starship Troopers, dude.


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