At 11/16/09 08:05 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I'd sit in the corner alone

What! But you make such lulzy post. I would gladly sit with you..unless you killed me or some shit.

I would get on the ground since the phone is too far for me to grab, and I'm horribly clumsy so I would probably not hit anyone.

Get a razorblade, and rap it in a black bow. Emo chicks will that shit up. And you'll get bonus points if it's a bow with jackskellington on it.

I have lots of people who have the same name as me in my classes, and they're all fucking retarded. I literally want to stab some of them because of what they do, while having my name.

Both of you are because you don't go out with anyone.

AHAHAHA

Damn, that sucks some major balls. Hopefully they'll get more of their delicious meat later.

Damn, that's some weird shit. Although just a coincidence I guess.

I would say don't get one that's too long. Keep it short, probably just a couple inches at the most. If you want liberty spikes, then it would be best to get it long then, since that way it's easier to make.

Jorden sounds like an awesome name, right?

I'm too poor too afford an iphone...

First I had .272 and at the end I had a total average of .281. I'm guessing that's good.

At 11/14/09 09:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Satanism is not as kvlt as worshiping The Dread Cthulhu, The great, grim, Darkest of gods.

We need some Cthulu worshipers, now! Of course we also need to make some dark metal bands to perform intense metal to show how hardcore we are...

I'll probably use it a little, although I'll most likely stay on the forums more. Unless I keep a tab open like a normal person.

At 11/14/09 09:33 PM, mothballs wrote: I would blurt out "ALL HAIL SATAN" at random times,

So being a satanist means you have to say that at random times? That's pretty retarded in my opinion. I mean it must get old and annoying after a while.

Study with friends, that's what I do.

I did until I saw my mom carrying the christmas presents inside the house.

Happy birthday dude, don't choke on the cake.

I don't see why you would hate them, they're pretty funny to me.

"Let it be"-Mother Mary

Possibly one of the worst references I can think of.

I've never heard of that game in my life...

At 11/1/09 10:07 AM, OfficeMan wrote: Thanks, Although you came off a bit mean. To think i liked your gay story about cuming in broken jaws and shit

Hmpth

I'm sorry if I came off a tad bit mean. Wanna have angry make up sex?

Well first of all you shouldn't have done weed, even though you want to get a job. It's pretty fucking retarded. Although I think it takes a month or so to get out of your system, so I guess wait another week or so.

At 10/12/09 06:46 PM, Jdid112 wrote: What should I do in the full video?

Make some awesome kung fu fight scene. And you could end it with Obama looking down on the winner. Can't wait for the full video.

At 10/12/09 05:49 PM, The-Condor wrote: I think there should be child shock-collers too.

Oh condor, you just tell it like it is!

Snow is pretty silly. But only because it reminds me of sperm.

At 10/12/09 05:46 PM, Blush wrote: No, because they're made for walking.

The harmonica in that song is awesome.

At 10/12/09 05:11 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 10/12/09 05:07 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote:

Also, I don't plan on dying in a "fucking fire".

fucking fire

What I'm wondering is why are there a bunch of ropes coming out of the ceiling?

That was oddly funny. Even if it makes me realize that I do the same thing. I think I'm going to go cry for a while. brb.

That's pretty funny. I want to hear about more stuff liek this.

I feel sad since I don't know what you people are talking about. I should start watching Television more so that I know what people are talking about.