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At 11/5/04 01:58 PM, subpar wrote: LOL, BUKKAKE?

Hey, thanks man. I will treasure this sig forever. Nice pic of the noodles, too. LoL

I'm curious to see what happens here..... (BTW, I was GotBukkake before, so you could also do something related to that name.)

At 11/3/04 07:02 AM, TomFulp wrote:

Contributing to NG is like voting... If you don't do it, don't bitch about the results.

No truer words have been spoken. Please take note, kiddies--because a lot of us younger people (18-30) didn't show up at the polls last night, the presidential race was decided without our values and beliefs. We are the newer generation, we are supposed to be taking control of this country very shortly. Get your arses in gear and start voting next time! Don't tell me you had an important date with a blunt or the internet or your girlfriend or had some "party" to go to.... If you want people to listen to what we have to say, vote. Don't bitch later that this country sucks and the government sucks and everything else.

Also, Tom is right (as usual) that if you want to bitch about Newgrounds being liberal, then submit some quality works that are more conservative then. Most of us *are* younger, therefore generally more liberal. It's to be expected, after all.

Why is it that the Christians feel compelled to come out of the woodwork after Halloween?

Why do people take things so seriously online? And why is there an overwhelming presence of morons who don't know what sarcasm is?

At 10/31/04 11:06 PM, JmBd wrote: A perfect fucking burn left unnoticed, I should smack you all for being such imbeciles.

Do not despair, I noticed the error and wanted to say the same exact thing, but you got to it first. At least someone is sharp here....

Yeah the Rotten.com pumpkin's always great. But mine didn't seem to have enough guts even if I did want to pull it off.

I carved pumpkins, handed out candy (and scared a little girl shitless as I cavorted about in my Halloween costume), took down my Halloween decorations, and not much else. It's getting kinda boring for me now, not very fun anymore.

One pumpkin is supposed to be a cat (Neko-sama) and the other is some sort of imp or something.

I find it ironic that I got a lot of replies that accused me of accusing Pink Floyd of being a bunch of child molesters and that I have "a sick mind."

Hello people, you are the ones that are always talking about fucking and masturbating and god knows what else.

I said in my original post that they probably weren't meant to be sexual lyrics, but in some contexts they could be. That is what I meant. I am *so* sorry that I didn't explain it well enough for some of you.

Anyone have any lyrics from songs you know that could have been intended as sexually-oriented, but probably weren't meant to be?

I am listening to a cover of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall," and it struck me as funny as one lyric is:

"Teacher, leave them kids alone."

Yes, please, teachers do not molest the kiddies. (Maybe someone should tell Michael Jackson about that one too....)

Oh shit, that's what I forgot to do! I need to go carve my damn pumpkin! OMG how could I have forgotten! I must gather up my precise surgical instruments immediately! Thanks for reminding me....

I guess I am going to be Satan for Halloween. I hope I don't scare the kiddies shitless.

I doubt anyone even knows about it or remembers it, but now you've blatantly burned it into our minds. We will never forget or forgive now. You might as well pack up your Flash and go. You are now a pariah here. Your evilness repulses me.

Shouldn't someone have inserted the "VOTE NADER" rant here?

At 10/31/04 02:24 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: Who here loves to be naked?

I'm pretty much a nudist (I cook and clean and go online in the nude). But it's not really a sexual thing. It's more of a comfort thing. I figure if the neighbors are being voyeurs and looking in my windows, then it's their own fault. I don't go outside naked.

I am not naked right now, though. I bet you're disappointed.

At 10/31/04 01:26 PM, BarferPro wrote: It's like a porn movie. It sucks.

Pr0n sucks? Why didn't anyone tell me??!!

I wonder if the pizza was the frozen kind that you throw in the oven. Or was it Domino's or Pizza Hut or Papa John's? If it were Papa John's, I would risk the jail term for it. Besides, you get everything paid for in jail, even schooling. Maybe that's what I should do....

Just throw your computer out the window. Especially if it's an HP. They deserve to die.

Oh my god. After reading that, I would have to concur with that which you have so astutely stated. It's kind of scary how pissed off you are, though. Why do you care so much, some people wonder? I just ignore people who annoy me (but it IS kind of hard to ignore Piconjo).

I happened to look at a listing of everyone who is on the BBS right now, and I was like holy hell.... Then I looked at the statistic:

Most registered users ever online: 286 (which was on Sunday 31st October, 2004, at 1:00 AM).

Yay, we just made a milestone!

Does this bode well for Newgrounds? What's your opinion?

At 10/31/04 12:10 AM, Janus wrote: Go to the White House, dump a bag of sugar or flour on the corner, walk about 20 feet away and yell, "SUSPICIOUS WHITE POWDER!"

ROFL! That's the best one I've heard yet.

You could always do the thing I saw Bam Margera do on his show.... Wait until the middle of the night, sneak into their bedroom (the person you want to frighten), and light off a bunch of fireworks. How's that for excitement?

Ozcar's probably working his ass off, trying to earn back his $1,500 dollars he was saving up for a car when he helped a fat woman and almost got hit by a subway train.... Hehehe.

Everyone's always like "OMG teh Exorcist is teh best evr!!!!!!111"

I have never understood why. I saw the original and it was like MEH.

At 10/31/04 01:11 AM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: use this dictionary

Hrm, no definitions found. I already tried that. :P

At 10/31/04 01:12 AM, sesshomaru2488 wrote: use google or somethin

Um yeah, I tried that too. I have already looked online. None to be found!

That Ozcar anyhow.... Always causing trouble (jumping infront of subway trains, assisting fat ladies, supporting bukkake....)!

I am pretty good with slang terminology, but I have never heard of a "solesmear" before I started playing that one Flash game that tells you what you are. Ever since, I have been wondering what exactly a solesmear is.

Does anyone know? And if you do know, is it just terminology from another culture/country or what? This is stumping me to death, because I cannot find a definition online anywhere.

At 10/30/04 02:49 AM, _seth_ wrote: I discovered one of my friend's mom's secrets a while back, which was that she used dildos.

OMG, it's a woman that uses dildos. God forbid. The world is coming to an end.

She has a purple one that smells sweet and has a film on it LOL and a pink one with an attachment for her asshole.

How do you know all this? Did you rummage through her collection and use some on yourself? And why were you sniffing them....?

At 10/30/04 03:25 AM, slippy2424 wrote:

34C? my wife is 24, and thats what her size is.

educated guess.

Ah, so close. Please try again. :D

At 10/30/04 03:47 AM, Quetzalcoatl_88 wrote: Warheads were the shit back then. Do they still make those?

Yeah they do. I remember when those huge ass jawbreakers were in vogue (ones about the size of a baseball), along with those sour balls (whatever they were called).

At 10/30/04 03:31 AM, -Joel- wrote:

flagellate away

Maybe I will.... *Takes out whip*

At 10/30/04 03:34 AM, -Moloko- wrote: To the people who send me bots: Stop it you assfucks.

ROFL! You took the words right out of my mouth.