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At 8/21/09 11:41 PM, MrCongeniality wrote:

At 8/21/09 11:32 PM, JollySpace wrote: Topic Name

Please look at this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQP s0

he meant it was a homosexual commercial, you jagoff. and no, i never noticed the guy getting off the ground and dressing. there may be some homosexual undertones to this commercial. catchy song though.

At 8/21/09 09:44 PM, SupraAddict wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:41 PM, eddsplaceepisodes wrote:

Sorry dude, the thread's already been made. Still would like to see your contribution to it though :)

Also, use this.

that referenced thread is horseshit, inspires no conversation and is written by a moron. on topic, i heard it parallels the apartheid. i'm curious if anyone with an historical understanding of the apartheid saw the movie, whether this allegory is true and whether it adds anything extra to the viewing experience.

i don't think the definition of orgasm needs to be expanded to nonsexual connotations.

dog's ass.

lately, i've been reading a book about albert fish. he's a sick mother fucker. but. yea, i don't do a lot of freelance thinking on the shitter. if i want to think about something in depth, i'm going to need more time than allotted by my bowels. as you see, i am very regular in that regard.

the ability to not take life too seriously, to not become bogged in the minutia of defeat or consumed with the truly trivial nature of success, is a gift. congratulations.

At 8/20/09 09:51 PM, unowned wrote: i read the finneganswake(also an interesting book) peice very carefully and the part about the sun being imperceptible makes no sense, if its had to see because its too bright youre still perceiving it. lots of errors in a lot of writing i see by people here

don't be a douch bag. if you want to write something, do it. otherwise, leave the wild criticisms aside.

boring. and the underside of your tongue gets tired. but she owes you one.

i did my best, but i still had a hard time discerning lubers from tubers. this is why i'm not allowed into any of my local grocers...indecent exposure...i was pretty decently exposed...

At 8/17/09 08:39 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote:

At 8/17/09 08:21 PM, Deadchick wrote: No...I did not see wat you did there :<

I'm am high, Deadchick. I'm am high!

i'm am amazed that such a blatant cock jockey would have enough digits free of rock hard cock to queer up the internet. not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

At 8/17/09 08:11 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: and that my son, is how your brother is also your cousin.

or uncle...whatever. come here and whistle on my clit.

and that my son, is how your brother is also your cousin.

At 8/14/09 08:50 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How come all the girls in NG are white European looking girls that look like they just did some weed?

because people don't exist to amuse queers like you.

i would rape nazis with a sawblade codpiece. and they would probably die from that, or kill themselves from the subsequent trauma.

At 8/6/09 02:11 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: You can't hate on Brokencyde. They're a fucking joke, and even though not that great, they're hilarious. It's like screamo-techno, it fucking rules.

exactly. it's a fucking joke. laugh and move on or you'll look like a tool.

At 8/14/09 07:25 PM, Kittykylie wrote: go on im in need of a laugh atfer stupid chavs call me fat when im 6months pregnant...hm..

lol @ david bowie.

to me, a funny anecdote is a funny anecdote regardless of when it occurred. but, if you're reveling in the past i'd say you've got some arrested development issues.

i don't continuously vote five on my flashes. what would be the point of the rating if it is not an accurate representation of your work in the public's eye?

At 8/11/09 07:44 PM, RazorTimeLordPenguin wrote: This clown use to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid. IT from Stephen King, that was some freaky shit. That and Are You Afraid of The Dark intro by Nickelodeon.

i second this. god damn clowns are creepy.

you can't just cry rape every time some chap with down syndrome sodomizes you, it's just not becoming.

i had not seen that yet-i mean, i don't really care- but it was new to me and i don't think you're a failure. although all these people stroking they're cocks to how internet blase they are...they kinda suck.

oh and to answer the question posed, yes i do have a job. i am a sample technician for a flavor additive company.

At 8/9/09 08:43 PM, Toukeman wrote:

I DON'T LIKE DELIVERING PIZZA.

i used to deliver pizza in college. it blew. no one tipped and everyone treats you like a dirtbag. then, i started delivery chinese food. it was everything i liked about delivering pizza but with much better tips.

At 7/20/09 02:18 AM, TheShrike wrote: Love him or hate him, he's a hell of a lot better than Bush. He's also a liar and much softer than you wanted him to be. I believe he wants change, but I also believe he's suddenly found himself on top of the world, and it appears that shock may have set in, or he has stalled or entirely forgotten the wave that brought him to where he is.

or the realization that the world, or even a powerful country of said world, is not easily molded clay. it's one thing to give idyllic promises to the public, but when the time comes to put the money where your mouth is...well, all of a sudden your mouth is a lot harder to find than it ever was before. he means well, but being the president of the united states makes you privy to a lot of information that unravels your campaign speeches. thus is the story of every elected president ever.

At 8/8/09 12:29 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: For example, I used o think Family Guy was a good show until I figured out the formula that was used on the show. Dialogue, flashback, dialogue, story climax, flash back, end. After I figured that out, it just was lame.

What do you think about the 'formulas' of shows?

and by figure out you mean south park spells it out for you, right?

all hail south park.

come one guys, i tried to display my vernacular capacities with this one. fuck you.

At 8/7/09 11:18 PM, RocketBean wrote:

At 8/7/09 10:50 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 8/7/09 10:49 PM, RocketBean wrote:

Besides, the mother/dildo joke had to be done. Just HAD to be.

good enough for me.

At 8/8/09 12:00 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:58 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:57 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:55 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

It's weird how this extreme on the right has become the new norm. It seems those crazy people who love Palin, the ones we once called crazy, are now the people that make up the majority of the R party and are now the normal ones. I'm scarred to see what the "new" extreme right wings will become.

Hold me

this might not make sense but bear with me, fox news is overly extreme. bill o'reilly brings under prepared liberal college students on his show to yell at them for twenty minutes. then there's an hour block about how obama is a kenyan born terrorist. it's obvious and sad. but, cnn is just as unbiased with their journalism. every issue they take a side on is contrived. basically, if you give me the premise, i can say cnn's punchline without any prior knowledge. all of politcal news has gone down the shitter since the bush inauguration.<----which is not bush's fault but a product of the backlash.

At 8/7/09 11:57 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:55 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: not to go off on a tangent, but, this is the reason so many seemingly smart people veer towards staunch republicanism...liberals feel like telling you what's good for you.

Dude, if you don't realize how corrupt and pathetic Fox News is, you need to leave, now.

It's called a joke.

i understood the joke immediately after posting, i'm compromised. and really, i get a little tired of both fox news and cnn for their extremism. it's exhausting.

At 8/7/09 11:53 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:50 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: does not mean you get to censor everyone else.

Wanting them to not have Fox News at my gym is censoring the public?

No, good sir, it's helping them, if not adding years to their lives!

not to go off on a tangent, but, this is the reason so many seemingly smart people veer towards staunch republicanism...liberals feel like telling you what's good for you.

you're ridiculous. just because you don't see fox news as a viable new source, and rightfully so, does not mean you get to censor everyone else.