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At 9/3/09 11:31 AM, Coop83 wrote:

PROOF READ!

So many silly mistakes. I might just have to grow myself a toothbrush moustache to help me calm down.

finished. and might i say, truer words have never been typed and posted on the internet. even the good stories were plagued with rampant errors. and the homonyms....oh lord the homonyms...fun reads though. could have been a lot worse.

they played chicago around the same time as lollapalooza. didn't see them or anything, just heard they were quite righteous. but how could they not be?

i would tell the police. he's obviously getting worse with each encounter, and while i'm no expert in the field, i would say that eventually he might do something fairly terrible.

no, it's not a man drink. men's drinks have concise, to the point names whiskey or beer.

i quite enjoy storytelling through the medium of the subtle, realistic acting of a well thought out, and expertly written script. i hate nicolas cage.

yea, well, if you see me walking around with purse i probably stole it from somebody else. so you know...pay it forward and what not.

velvet goldmine.

At 8/28/09 07:53 PM, Jerich0 wrote:

At 8/28/09 07:52 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 8/28/09 07:51 PM, Jerich0 wrote: This is a terrible opinion thread.

your a terrible opinion

Your from 06 and I have 10x more posts than you stfu.

you're grammatical errors are atrocious.

At 8/28/09 07:50 PM, Violent-Jay wrote:

At 8/28/09 07:49 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: a real man apologizes when he nuts in another man's mouth without asking permission first.

Does the man have to be awake to merit an apology?

only if you're going to post it on the internet.

a real man apologizes when he nuts in another man's mouth without asking permission first.

the chase. it's a movie from 1994. it has both the incredibly attractive kristy swanson and the incredibly attractive charlie sheen. also henry rollins. i rest my case.

At 8/27/09 09:24 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 8/27/09 09:22 PM, Britkid wrote: I think this thread is evidence that half of Newgrounds needs to die.

I'd like to point out that I was uninvolved in the middle school like discussion... I was simply an observer...

i just wanted to increase my post count.

one two cha cha cha.

At 8/27/09 08:41 PM, Cericon wrote: I proved that Dei-Sama was Bitchweed's alt.

And Bitchweed was someone elses alt.

in a way aren't we all alts? we're all just internet delegates of the people we actually are.

maybe she'll see this thread and be so flattered she'll feel obligated to make you a man. prison style.

happy birthday. that's all i got.

usually the breaded chicken is made of the worst parts of the chicken. the parts you normally wouldn't eat unless they were heavily battered and doused in tangy sauce.

At 8/26/09 09:21 PM, ForNoReason wrote:

Thoughts?

i will post as dictated by you.

if something bothers you, don't make excuses. tell your friends you don't like aspects of their behavior and if they respect you as a person they should change. not necessarily because they personally think they did something wrong, but because they value your friendship and comfort above some frivolity like using the n word or demanding your hair be straightened. that being said, i was under the impression that girls between the ages of 12-30 were always trying to get their girlfriends to dress a certain way, do their hair a certain way, what have you. i doubt they're trying to caucasianize you.

you can fuck tits, they are sexual. which reminds me, when are we going to cenSor mouths? oh, and sexy little fingers. and voluptuous feminine feet. i swear i can't watch a single sketchers commercial without spraying my television like i'm the only fire truck in hell.

At 8/25/09 08:06 PM, tominator0x0 wrote: shit yeah i forgot about americans http://www.readingfestival.com/home/

americans know what reading is. you forgot that newgrounds is full of a bunch of homogeneous jackassery.

i worked at an asian restaurant. i am a white male.

At 8/24/09 09:01 PM, PenguinKommando wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:43 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:38 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:36 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:34 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

I think it's falling point, or falling down. Something like that.

it's falling down, and although the mcdonald's scene is unadulterated awesome, most of the movie is kind of boring. still better than eighty percent of the shit hollywood pumps out now though.

For some reason, maybe just this scene, its getting a lot of attention. I thought the whole thing was a great movie, though, since itwas really original. The scene where the kid shows him how to work the rocket launcher was pretty funny too. I dont like movies but I liked this one.

yea, i should have elaborated. the scenes where michael douglas is nonchalantly engaging in incredibly violent activities were entertaining and original. not that violence, or even a fed up with life protagonist, haven't been done, but the understated manner in which it was presented was pretty cool. i just thought, like a lot of movies, falling down lost a shit load of steam towards the end and just sort of fizzled out.

At 8/24/09 08:38 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:36 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:34 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

I think it's falling point, or falling down. Something like that.

it's falling down, and although the mcdonald's scene is unadulterated awesome, most of the movie is kind of boring. still better than eighty percent of the shit hollywood pumps out now though.

tordos flavor dust. LUST THE DUST.

gheyz0r. what do i win?

complaining about the lack of originality. how original.

if irony could kill it, they probably will. games without frontiers, war without tears.

At 8/24/09 07:54 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: chinese spirituality. come on guys, vampires are kind of dull. not that that's any indication of how i've rated thus far, but a mixture of themes would be splendid.

i suppose there has been a mixture; i don't know what i'm talking about.

chinese spirituality. come on guys, vampires are kind of dull. not that that's any indication of how i've rated thus far, but a mixture of themes would be splendid.

have you been moving any heavy objects? you could have herniated yourself. go to the doctor.

i heard that once you're modded, you become slightly disillusioned by the fact that nothing substantial has changed in your life and you start to wonder why you spend so much time interacting with the thirteen year olds the other thirteen year olds don't want to interact with. but i can't say for sure though...