Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

that song was fucking garbage. they should have just sung it in german, as in english they have the lyrical prowess of a five year old. but hardcore pornography...i like porn. it's a bit of a saving grace.

i would rather be a lover who shoots vengeful fire out of his penis.

to tell you the truth, i couldn't tell you what normally would border the front page. you're looking at the wrong, in my opinion, buddy. the substance is in the middle.

At 9/18/09 08:40 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: you really don't need to theme your parties around banging easy college girls to bang easy college girls. just refresh their drinks.

out of curiosity, i see you live in illinois, where are you going to school? i graduated from good old illinois state university myself.

you really don't need to theme your parties around banging easy college girls to bang easy college girls. just refresh their drinks.

this jesse eisenberg fellow, wasn't he in that movie "adventureland"? this must be some sort of continuation of that plot line.

At 9/15/09 07:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Also, mountain dew.

sarcasm doesn't really come across in text...i assume you were being sarcastic.

i just assumed we weren't getting official results. thanks.

</ANGST>

You know why he was impeached right? It had nothing to do with his ability. He was jeopardizing the integrity (what was left of it) of the US presidency with the whole sex scandal. The contributions and changes he made during his presidency are probably the only reason we're not in full-fledged depression right now.

At 9/14/09 10:17 PM, The-NoOne-KT9 wrote: I would definately have to say Freddy Mercury

Great range.

Agreed.

Although Serj Tankien of SoaD would be in the running for me.

Me
I'm the best ever. Literally.

I don't see anything wrong there.

Go home. Cool thing about college.

A few roofies and a pina collada.

This thread at staying on topic
:/

In 6 years, with 5 different relationships, i haven't once been with a girl who's name didn't start with a K:
Kylie
Kristal
Kodi
Katie
and Kelly
Completely unintentional. Just happened that way.

At 9/9/09 09:48 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 9/9/09 09:48 PM, simon wrote:

At 9/9/09 09:46 PM, Ludder wrote: I just heard Matt Damon is supposedly dead. Anyone else hear it?

yeah he died on a camping trip.

That's what I heard. Attacked by a bear.

i heard his personal life really took a dark turn after filming "the informant".

her friend, knowing it was your memory card, may have been making a pass at you. you need to send her an equally erotic photo and continue the sensual play.

a real friend would have licked his asshole clean.

i would say that imparting into the unknown, or even unknowable, when engaged in discussion is probably a very accurate measure for intelligence. intelligence can be somewhat subjective; however, simply learning formulas and definitions can not be all there is to it. surely, there are those who can learn that kind of information faster or retain it longer than others, but to do nothing with that knowledge-to have the tools and never attempt to build anything grander with them-would display such a level of indifference or complacency or indolence, that such person could not be rightfully considered "intelligent". it would be on par with someone coloring in pictures and calling themselves artistic. they may choose the right colors, fill the spaces perfectly, and even shade or add elements to the colorless guide that are undoubtedly produced by crafted skill but they are doing no more than colorizing another's picture. to truly be artistic you would have to use your skill set to create something new, or meaningful, but definitely your own. i see the definition of intelligence along much the same lines. your brain could be brimming in a sea of accrued information; but if you can not, or are unwilling to use that wealth to better your understanding of the world around you, you ARE NOT an intelligent person. thus, getting people to wax philosophic, or vet the hypothetical, just getting them to think outside the easily explainable should illuminate the creativity of one's brain and ultimately prove their intelligence.

At 9/5/09 01:28 PM, andhination wrote: Wait, so Americans actually don't swear that much?
I always thought it was just as bad over there as it was here. Heh.
Good on you if you're more polite though, haha.

i swear constantly. i make crude, crass sexual jokes/comments. but i'm only one person.

At 9/5/09 08:32 PM, SatanHam wrote:

At 9/5/09 08:29 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

i dont give a shit about jim, i was just saying the commercials are fucking annoying.

JACKPOT!, JACKPOT!, JACKPOT!

At 9/5/09 08:22 PM, SatanHam wrote: wtf jim brewer.
i just because you were on SNL.
dosnet mean you can show up in the middle of nowwhere.

...and as his argument unravels, the messages become mixed...

i have had nor do i intend on having phone sex unless it is going to lead to some sort of second party initiated sex act. i'd rather watch video of people fucking while i jerk off than listen to some broad talk about it. but that's just me and what i think.

fuck off, jim needs the money. although, i think if they a reprisal of his goatboy character would make a much more successful campaign. i mean seriously, they're not using the full potential of the man under contract. foolish.

jim belushi is not dead. unfortunately.

At 9/5/09 07:52 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Another castle.

hey crap on this. let's go play super mario punch off.

i wouldn't go back there and try and fight them. you don't know for sure how many people will jump in and what kind of weapons they might implement. i would just let it go and hope the system takes care of it.

At 9/4/09 07:42 PM, Psychopathic-Mind wrote: But Amsterdam's fourth on the list...

oooooooh...they're listed in order....nevermind then.

At 9/3/09 10:27 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Great way to get young people hooked, thinking they are completely safe, only to later find out they are just as harmful as regular cigarettes.

i think the point is they're not as harmful as regular cigarettes. good for you? no. but less lethal. like pepper spray.