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At 1/29/10 02:44 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

At 1/29/10 02:36 AM, Hiphopopotamus wrote:

When I get older, losing my hair many years from now; will you still be sending me a Valentine, Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three, would you lock the door?

Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four? Oh God, the horror.

lol. opinions are opinions, but yours make you look like a moron. that's a great song, just simple.

At 1/28/10 05:38 PM, Jamoke wrote: NSFW

i think those penis's just exude a very confident posture, personally.

owl city has no staying power. enjoy the moment.

think of all your potential daughter's hot young friends you can creepily hit on!

"so you and whoreface have been friends for a long time. let's fuck"

At 1/23/10 05:38 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 1/23/10 05:08 PM, mwmike wrote:

At 1/23/10 05:31 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: it's a self serving, heartless, trumpeting act.

You can't say that we any real certainty because it's a matter of perspective.

Besides, I don't really care what a person's motivations are as long as the people in need get aid. Self-interest doesn't diminish the value of a dollar.

i suppose results are results and one should just be happy with them. but it irritates me to no end to see people helping people because it's hip. like buying a livestrong bracelet because you think cancer is icky. if you want to help that's great, but at the same time there's still children prostitutes in thailand, and rampant violence in africa-a god damn soccer team was shot to hell- and homeless, starving people right next to you and no one breaks the pace of their normal day for those poor, unfortunate needy. but haiti, well there's a charity case you can really sink your teeth into...

people care about haiti because it's easy. they just throw some money towards some charity because they see sad, injured, desperate minorities and they feel like philanthropists-saints even. it's sad that people helping others during a time of great need annoys me so much, but it does. it's a self serving, heartless, trumpeting act. "oh i must do something about the poor haitians, look how empathetic and caring i am. oh you haven't signed this internet petition/bought this album/worn a unicef shirt? you're satan". there are plenty of sick, homeless, dying people all over the place, right on your very streets, and all anyone ever does for them is bitch.

At 1/8/10 05:50 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: DO NOT TROLL THE FEED

jesus christ you guys are queers. it's a joke not a troll. until next time ng.

You must obey the dance commander
Givin' out the order for fun
You must obey the dance commander
You know that he's the only one
Who gives the orders here,
Alright
Who gives the orders here,
Alright

It would be awesome
If we could dance-a
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's take the chance-a
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know until you go

Alright
Alright

...who gives the orders here
Alright
...who gives the orders here
Alright

The lines are drawn, the orders are in
The dance commander's ready to sin
Radio message from HQ
Dance commander, we love you.

Let's get this party started right, y'all.
Let's get this party started right.

I went to the store to get more
Fire... to start the war
Everybody in this club is whack
I feel like I'm headed straight for a heart attack

Girls are pretty
Girls are nice
Take your chances
Roll the dice.
Take your chances...

It would be awesome
If we could dance-a
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's take the chance-a
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know until you go

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever

Ooo, baby!

Alright
Alright

You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander

Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on...

it's disgusting. honestly makes me ill. everyone has seen it stripped down to its most primal. naked. the pain and screaming. how casually we let is seep into us; us into it. no one says anything but they see it. it's everywhere. in our towns, on our streets, even in our homes. domestic violence gets around...the ugly whore.

it's time we fight domestic violence. time we look it in its repugnant face and smash its teeth out. time we grabbed it by its nappy hair and toss it shamefully down the stairs. you're worthless domestic violence. we don't need you. no one needs you. you could just disappear and no one would care. we would party. it's time we grab domestic violence's scrawny shoulders, knee it in the bulging impregnated belly, and slap it until it cries. yea domestic violence, you bitch.

no one will ever love you domestic violence. NO ONE.

At 6/16/05 08:11 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Wouldn't the sensation of getting a blowjob be enhanced by the feeling of having a dick in your mouth?

:D

beer and cigarettes.

At 12/2/09 11:39 PM, swaenK wrote:

At 12/2/09 11:26 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: How long ago was this? You should have had her take the Plan B pill to be safe.

Do you know how much that costs?! $40 a prescription.

blow jobs usually run about 40 bucks...if you're good at them.

At 12/2/09 11:26 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: How long ago was this? You should have had her take the Plan B pill to be safe.

and since you didn't do this...invite her to play a seasonal game of tackle football. make her all time qb and knock the living shit out of her on an all out blitz. hell, even kick her a little bit when she's down; it's all in the spirit of the game. a little stomach trauma should cure what ails ya.

people will pay a lot of money to fuck a minor

At 10/17/09 03:09 AM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 10/17/09 01:33 AM, Mostasteless wrote: all the dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself at night.

who knows where i pulled that from?

probably from some over-hyped show every eight year old with cable references.

the dinosaurs died because they refused to drive hybrid cars and cared very little about their carbon imprint. FACT.

as much as i reminisce about the book. i find it skeptical they made a feature length film out of a picture book with only ten sentences.

i don't agree with anyone here. both offices are good, but the british one is far superior. tim and eric have an awesome show. great job! and you're all queer.

hey, i just noticed...you don't even have to put those things in. just start with www.

At 10/15/09 11:05 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

What you probably are dealing with is silverfish. They're small and fast. They're actually pretty harmless as well. But it sounds like you have an all out infestation of the little guys... which can be a problem.

silverfish are cockroaches, right? no. these little buggers are thin and like an inch long with-and here's the kicker-roughly a hundred legs by estimate.

At 10/15/09 10:58 PM, Canas wrote: HOLY FUCKIN GROSS

When I was doing landscaping they were like, the ONE thing that i'd shout at and madly try and bludgeon. Creepy mother fuckers man, you gotta move out of the ghettttto

i live in n. chicago. it's not bad. EXCEPT FOR THE MUTANT INSECTS.

my apartment has centipedes. thousands of them. it is very frightening. they scooter about at unnatural speeds; their fleet little extremities fluttering like a vibrating felt of a blasting speaker. what are these abominations? why must they stare at me? what if they become aroused by my chronic masturbation and decide to nestle deep in my asshole while i am distant in the warm grips of sleep? why, that would be most uncomfortable. fuck you centipedes.

At 10/13/09 09:33 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 10/13/09 09:31 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Your mom sounds like a total fucking bitch. So what drugs were you doing exactly?

Fuck, barely anything man.

Mostly marijuana.
Alcohol.
They found MDMA in my system.
Somehow meth got in there, no fucking idea how.
Nothing too serious.

you should have been able to handle these things without them ruining your life. if you could not, then i would say you have an addictive personality, and make very poor decisions in regard to priority. from these assumptions extrapolated from the little information i have, i would recommend never doing drugs. they're not for you.

we all get older with time.

i had ratings and reviews for all the entries written in a journal that i suspect my roommate threw away. i'll keep looking for it but in the mean time all i can give you is the ratings from an message i sent.

1- ForFinnegan'sSake 9.0
2-EternitySpent 9.0
3- gumOnShoe 9.0
4- Pocru 8.5
5- boloneyman 8.0

the rest in order

6- BankingOnTheEnemy 8.0
7- AssCrumb 7.5
8- Squishy69 7.0
9- AmericanIdiot2F 7.0
10- SonikTeam 7.0
11- Podburry 6.5
12- SomeStupidIdiot 5.0
13- MatttheParanoidKat 4.0

and for what it's worth i gave RapeMuffin a 9/10

i wish i still had the reviews; maybe i'll reread and write some over again if i find time.

i develop intense attachments with people after a few weeks also, for i too am socially stunted.

i think you're supposed to bite your tongue until it bleeds and pray to Mohammad.

pebbles. whether they be cocoa or fruity, the answer remains the same: pebbles.

rise over run is the slope. use the slope to algebraically solve the intercept. what are you twelve or retarded?

watching gay porn makes your penis longer...and harder for that matter.