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At 7/30/09 04:03 AM, Podburrys wrote: I don't know why you're waiting to be honest. Unless there are some very close contenders, you really should know who's won what out of the four results you DO have. So use that.

what results are those? i don't know what you're talking about.

i really didn't think he was all that funny. and not because he exploited tourette's, but because randomly swearing stopped being hilarious when i was ten.

terrorists replaced the expertly labeled countries in an effort to discredit fox news with the american public-the only reputable new source available to them. this is the beginning of the end.

emoticons are to express the emotions words cannot articulate. without them we would all be lost in the mist of indescribable feeling.

you're an idiot and you used pot as an excuse to half ass. "smoke to heighten focus" or whatever paraphrased bullshit you diluted yourself with, what a crock of shit. you deserve to fail because you're an asshole.

At 7/27/09 11:52 PM, TheThing wrote: Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Wade's unused tampons
Here we sit like Wade's unused tampons
Waiting for the results

I wish I could give you the tune to sing it to.

mary had a little lamb...GO!

i'm fine with my body. it's society that wants to cover me up. fuck you, society.

i no longer live with my parents. i am also older than most of you.

even when i try to ween myself off you newgrounds, your awards(and the intrinsic disappointment from my lack of any nomination) make me realize what a sad life i live.

okey dokey

AMERICAN LEAGUE:
Division Champs:
East: NY Yankees
Central: Detroit Tigers
West: LA Angels

Wild Card: Boston

AL Champ: LA Angels

NATIONAL LEAGUE
Division Champs:
East: Philadelphia Phillies
Central: Chicago Cubs
West: LA Dodgers

Wild Card: Houston Astros

NL: Philadelphia Phillies

World Series:
Phillie in six

Subject to change.

At 7/24/09 07:37 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Your lack of being able to indent made me not read that giant blob of text.

TL:dr?

you can't indent, but you can add spaces between paragraphs. or just add paragraphs. but you can't really expect someone who didn't take the time to write an even slightly amusing account of being shot to take three to four seconds to make his topic readable, now can you?

At 7/24/09 07:31 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 7/24/09 07:24 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Well that's your opinion. stop telling us.

wrong forum btw.

Yeah, No Shit Sherlock, he totally didn't know that was his opinion.

Isn't that the entire purpose of a BBS? To express opinons?

But yeah, it was fun for like....half and hour...

the bbs is to open discussion on a plethora of topics. he did not do that. he just stated his opinion.

yellow is too bright. that is all.

At 7/24/09 05:50 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Headbutt the Empire State building.

a statement like that deserves a photoshop.

as for the question, he'd probably make low budget indie film testimonials like osama.

well darwin should practice what he preaches. seeing as gay men can't reproduce and would die out, if'n it were a genetic trait. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

At 7/22/09 10:11 PM, Cybersief wrote:

At 7/22/09 10:08 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

Claudio Sanchez isn't fat at all. He's pretty average, he's got a decent amount of muscle.

I'm still loving the hair and I still think he looks like the fat guy from lost.

i swear i thought he was bigger than that at some point. hmmm.

does claudio sanchez qualify as fat? we might not all agree on the quality of the maiden inspired riffs coheed and cambria rip (i for one think they're the tits) but it's pretty obvious he can play guitar.

honestly, i'm one of those really annoying people that get a kick out of seeing someone they know, but haven't talk to in awhile, in a random spot. i like to excitedly walk up to them, ask them about their lives, realize i don't give a rat's ass about their lives and that i've always thought they were a bit of a dipshit, and leave with out really having a substantial conversation. then later i get to tell the people that i actually hang out with that i saw so and so and that they're still a dipshit.

oh, but we're all children of god. and here is a place where god's children can praise him with the arts and be merry.

At 7/22/09 09:33 PM, Shinzura wrote:

At 7/22/09 09:32 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

At 7/22/09 09:31 PM, Shinzura wrote:

At 7/22/09 09:28 PM, Crumption wrote:

I don't, but I don't enjoy scrolling over flashes titled "Tribute to my DEAD Son" and seeing an AO thumbnail of a gay blowjob

did something about that man on man mouth love tickle your dirty finger, sweetheart?

At 7/22/09 09:31 PM, Shinzura wrote:

At 7/22/09 09:28 PM, Crumption wrote:

And there should be a "turn off AO material" option for those of us who don't have strange fetishes and desires for immense cock jokes

you're a fucker. don't watch ao if'n you don't like it.

if bitching solved anything joan rivers wouldn't be some old hag.

if i show respect and admiration for wade fulp, brother to this life consuming site we all give worship to, then he just might bestow upon me the greatest of accolades-power greater than that of the common poster. he just might.

i find it strange this thread has gone on for five pages and yet not one of you has answered correctly. strange indeed.

anticipation is thickening my blood and burdening my heart.

i think you might be mistaken. i've been tall and scrawny my whole life and i've only done average at best with the ladies. and i chalk most of that up to the fact that i'm awesome and pretty. no, the scrawniness is a hindrance not a blessing, young man.

At 7/17/09 09:54 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:

At 7/17/09 09:52 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Long fingers, yes. Thin fingers, not so much. It's hard to hold down the thicker strings with a small fingertip. If my fingers were wider, I'd be able to have more contact and control on the strings, especially with my pinky finger.

Well yeah, I guess you're right. I stand corrected. And as to all the people giving bassists shit, I don't see why they you're doing it. Bass is required in a band as much as the guitar is. Now vocals? I don't think vocals are required at all.

i don't know. i just woke up today and felt like giving people shit. bass is alright. it sounds massive in funk bands.

could have been a type, but then you did it again. stupid kids.

At 7/17/09 09:48 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 7/17/09 09:45 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

You couldn't play fast bass worth your life, then. Anyone can play a simple bass line, but it takes a skilled bassist to play fast and complex bass due to the string action and the required finger strength it takes to hold the string on a fret.

if bass is so hard then why do so many girls play it? hmmmmm?

At 7/17/09 09:43 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 7/17/09 07:36 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: I've been playing guitar for about 5 months, I'm pretty good, I guess. I can't play bass for shit though, the strings are way too big.

Dude, guitars have such tiny little bitch strings compared to bass. I can't stand it, they're so scrawny. I like how big the bass strings are, even though I have long, thin fingers.

what you just said is offensive. guitar takes finger dexterity. i could play bass with my ball sack.

i got drunk a couple of months ago and decided to sleep on a footstool instead of the floor. the footstool was right in the small of my back and my legs and head fell of the sides, like a frown. my back hurt for a couple days afterward.