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At 10/17/09 03:09 AM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 10/17/09 01:33 AM, Mostasteless wrote: all the dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself at night.

who knows where i pulled that from?

probably from some over-hyped show every eight year old with cable references.

the dinosaurs died because they refused to drive hybrid cars and cared very little about their carbon imprint. FACT.

as much as i reminisce about the book. i find it skeptical they made a feature length film out of a picture book with only ten sentences.

i don't agree with anyone here. both offices are good, but the british one is far superior. tim and eric have an awesome show. great job! and you're all queer.

hey, i just noticed...you don't even have to put those things in. just start with www.

At 10/15/09 11:05 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

What you probably are dealing with is silverfish. They're small and fast. They're actually pretty harmless as well. But it sounds like you have an all out infestation of the little guys... which can be a problem.

silverfish are cockroaches, right? no. these little buggers are thin and like an inch long with-and here's the kicker-roughly a hundred legs by estimate.

At 10/15/09 10:58 PM, Canas wrote: HOLY FUCKIN GROSS

When I was doing landscaping they were like, the ONE thing that i'd shout at and madly try and bludgeon. Creepy mother fuckers man, you gotta move out of the ghettttto

i live in n. chicago. it's not bad. EXCEPT FOR THE MUTANT INSECTS.

my apartment has centipedes. thousands of them. it is very frightening. they scooter about at unnatural speeds; their fleet little extremities fluttering like a vibrating felt of a blasting speaker. what are these abominations? why must they stare at me? what if they become aroused by my chronic masturbation and decide to nestle deep in my asshole while i am distant in the warm grips of sleep? why, that would be most uncomfortable. fuck you centipedes.

At 10/13/09 09:33 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 10/13/09 09:31 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Your mom sounds like a total fucking bitch. So what drugs were you doing exactly?

Fuck, barely anything man.

Mostly marijuana.
Alcohol.
They found MDMA in my system.
Somehow meth got in there, no fucking idea how.
Nothing too serious.

you should have been able to handle these things without them ruining your life. if you could not, then i would say you have an addictive personality, and make very poor decisions in regard to priority. from these assumptions extrapolated from the little information i have, i would recommend never doing drugs. they're not for you.

we all get older with time.

i had ratings and reviews for all the entries written in a journal that i suspect my roommate threw away. i'll keep looking for it but in the mean time all i can give you is the ratings from an message i sent.

1- ForFinnegan'sSake 9.0
2-EternitySpent 9.0
3- gumOnShoe 9.0
4- Pocru 8.5
5- boloneyman 8.0

the rest in order

6- BankingOnTheEnemy 8.0
7- AssCrumb 7.5
8- Squishy69 7.0
9- AmericanIdiot2F 7.0
10- SonikTeam 7.0
11- Podburry 6.5
12- SomeStupidIdiot 5.0
13- MatttheParanoidKat 4.0

and for what it's worth i gave RapeMuffin a 9/10

i wish i still had the reviews; maybe i'll reread and write some over again if i find time.

i develop intense attachments with people after a few weeks also, for i too am socially stunted.

i think you're supposed to bite your tongue until it bleeds and pray to Mohammad.

pebbles. whether they be cocoa or fruity, the answer remains the same: pebbles.

rise over run is the slope. use the slope to algebraically solve the intercept. what are you twelve or retarded?

watching gay porn makes your penis longer...and harder for that matter.

that song was fucking garbage. they should have just sung it in german, as in english they have the lyrical prowess of a five year old. but hardcore pornography...i like porn. it's a bit of a saving grace.

i would rather be a lover who shoots vengeful fire out of his penis.

to tell you the truth, i couldn't tell you what normally would border the front page. you're looking at the wrong, in my opinion, buddy. the substance is in the middle.

how is the horse?

At 9/18/09 08:40 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: you really don't need to theme your parties around banging easy college girls to bang easy college girls. just refresh their drinks.

out of curiosity, i see you live in illinois, where are you going to school? i graduated from good old illinois state university myself.

you really don't need to theme your parties around banging easy college girls to bang easy college girls. just refresh their drinks.

fuck the mods and their stupid topics. let's redo them better.

this jesse eisenberg fellow, wasn't he in that movie "adventureland"? this must be some sort of continuation of that plot line.

At 9/15/09 07:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Also, mountain dew.

sarcasm doesn't really come across in text...i assume you were being sarcastic.

i just assumed we weren't getting official results. thanks.

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You know why he was impeached right? It had nothing to do with his ability. He was jeopardizing the integrity (what was left of it) of the US presidency with the whole sex scandal. The contributions and changes he made during his presidency are probably the only reason we're not in full-fledged depression right now.

At 9/14/09 10:17 PM, The-NoOne-KT9 wrote: I would definately have to say Freddy Mercury

Great range.

Agreed.

Although Serj Tankien of SoaD would be in the running for me.