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Around 6' 155 lbs. Perfect.

Well, I thought that was awesome...

Over the years, being 12-13, kids my age would be really mean or rude, saying mean things, things to me that hurt my feelings, and ya know, it got so bad to where I was used to it, I got shit from my dad and I got beat up for having bad grades, beat up bad. Not to the point where I got bloody but I had welts or it hurt really, really bad. And I just brushed it off and said/thought "oh, they don't mean it." (about the mean kids). And I got beat up almost every 2-3 weeks. Over years 14-15, I started thinking, "oh you little fuckface bad karma will hit you." Now, still at age 15, closer to 16, I just think, "talk shit, lets fight" mainly because MMA training really toughened me, so my life really went from a low point to the best it's been since my existence started.

Im just happy nothing like this ever happened to me..

its the "I dont care Ima watch the UFC event instead because football is gay" day

At 2/2/12 11:43 PM, daethdrain wrote: I like it when there's a picture and everything is in black and white exept for whatever is in the center of the picture. Like a red rose, or a green boogar, or a purple dildo. That's deep.

I'm in a photography class (before trolls set in, Im not that good) and I do this to some, if not all, of my photos. I agree, without sarcasm, that when you hand color the subject in certain photos, it makes them look amazing, especially in Black & White

shall I try and upload some of my photos?

At 2/2/12 11:39 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: I find this amusing. It's made even funnier by the fact that you guys are so disturbed by it.

So, you're saying you're NOT disturbed? I find this rather disgusting and twisted.

At 2/2/12 11:32 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 2/2/12 11:29 PM, SpaceWhale wrote: That's really weird.

The SpaceWhale says it's weird.

Its more than weird.... Nearly made me puke

Blindfolds his 3rd grade students and spoon-feeds them his semen.

Wtf.

I've said this before, but Modern Family.

Now don't get me wrong, I actually found ONE episode some-what funny. I know people of NG like it too. But last night my parents were watching it, and I was napping. My nap was turning into a deep sleep when that fat gay guy was screaming bloody murder over god knows what, and scared me shitless.

i despise homosexuals.

I dunno if they apply, they're more hardcore, but Hatebreed. I love them.

If I can I'll look into it... If I can..

At 2/1/12 01:27 AM, ih8dude wrote:

At 2/1/12 12:26 AM, TheKman01 wrote: this is why BJJ teachers tell you IF YOU FEEL PAIN, TAP OUT. Ive been training for a year and a half and have never sustained an injury, besides tendonitis in the elbow.

But that guys leg.... Oh my fucking god. Ive seen bad stuff but that will haunt me.

Leg locks are different. Knee bars for instance don't hurt until either your ACL or MCL are severely injured. That's why they limit it to black belts. You're suppose to tap when it stretches not hurts.

The picture is a fake, I've been looking all over the place and that picture has been circulating longer than the story. What's more is the grappler they claim that happened to has never rolled with Paul Harris.

Oh, I must be different... Every time, no matter where it is, I feel instant pain and tap. No matter what the hold is

And if you're looking for the photo, look up
Isaiah Ordiz you were probably looking up the wrong name, one search and there's shit everywhere about in in google

At 2/1/12 12:55 AM, TheGrim wrote: Delete everything from her flash drive, fill it with child pornography, turn it into the police and say you found your sister fingering herself to CP.

She gets arrested, you win. That flash drive is fucking important, you can destroy her so many other ways with it.

update: I think I either lost the flash drive, or she found it...

But pissing in her room felt so good.

At 2/1/12 12:52 AM, kisame wrote: Facebook is for morons.

Yeah it gets pretty boring, but the only thing about this thread is im pissed that my computer was broken into. I really dont care about my facebook anymore, its the fact that my computer was violated.

gotta hide that porn

At 2/1/12 12:49 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: How 'bout them 1st world problems brah?

Meh, I dont care. I pissed in my sister's carpet and I am now $10 richer in Itunes cash.

I like the trolls here, lol. Im pretty sure if you had annoying stupid siblings you would bitch and complain to someone too. Anyway, Either she found her flash drive or I lost it, because I went to look for it, and it was gone...

I have no clue what I should do. I have two sisters, and about two weeks ago, I left a huge stinky log in her toilet, but the wrong sister saw it and flushed it...

I dunno. I really dont care what the trolls say, my mind works differently. And for the trolls that help but are sarcastic, LOL.

this is why BJJ teachers tell you IF YOU FEEL PAIN, TAP OUT. Ive been training for a year and a half and have never sustained an injury, besides tendonitis in the elbow.

But that guys leg.... Oh my fucking god. Ive seen bad stuff but that will haunt me.

At 1/31/12 03:00 AM, InferiorSimulation wrote: Would this be too cheesy to shout while shooting loads?

you're 19 years old and still wanking?

ouch

At 1/31/12 02:57 AM, InferiorSimulation wrote: You know when your human race is sad when they go deaf by listening to loud music; not composing music like Beethoven.

Now. Is the time. For me to rise. To my feet.

Hatebreed

At 1/31/12 02:54 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

At 1/31/12 02:51 AM, TheKman01 wrote: Anyone like Hatebreed?

They any good?

They're awesum.

At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote:

Hmm.. Then I suggest handing it back- But right before she can touch it, bring your hand back, throw the drive to the ground, and step on it.

Like a douche

hahaha that would be awesome.

Everyone hates on 5FDP. Anyone like Hatebreed?

At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Put a virus on her flash drive and give it back.

I was thinking about this, but Im not tech savvy and I dont want to fuck up my computer in the works

have to use my computer, hers is password protected and no way in hell im using my parents' computer

At 1/31/12 02:33 AM, InferiorSimulation wrote: As long as she didn't call you the KKKman. Stfu.

ohh I like that.

no sarcasm intended

A bitch.

So my sister goes into my facebook, and destroys it. She changed all of my personal info, she put in weird ass quotes in my facebook, and so much more. I really don't care about stuff like this, but the fact that i confronted this fat bitch about going into my facebook and she lied to my face makes me pissed. Any ways to get back?

Being so hardcore, I hid her flash drive.

being in college, that's really important.

Since Newgrounds is fucked up in their own little way, maybe you can help me concoct a revenge plot? Im already thinking about putting dog shit in her bed...

At 1/26/12 11:58 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I had the pleasure of going to see 5FDP in concert on my birthday. It was pretty awesome. It was my least favorite of all the times I saw them though. Moshpits in Milwaukee aren't that great.
Hope you get to go and have a good time. They are my favorite band to see in concert and the one I've seen the most.

Yeah, moshpits on a wide parking lot (concrete) with a bunch of immature teens and drunk fat 40 year olds arent that great either. If I go in march, this will be my 3rd time seeing them :D

At 1/26/12 11:30 PM, MrMeD wrote:

At 1/26/12 11:27 PM, TheKman01 wrote:

At 1/26/12 11:24 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: they're awful though

I guess me and NG have a completely different taste in music...

2 People = 100% of Newgrounds.
Shocking News!

More at 11.

True... Maybe there is more Five Finger fans out there. Maybe they'll post here! ...Tonight at 11.

At 1/26/12 11:24 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: they're awful though

I guess me and NG have a completely different taste in music... I think it's because (the reason why I like 5FDP) is because of Zoltan... He is amazing at guitar... And Ivan's lyrics. I can relate 100% to Ivan's songs, which is probably why I like them so much

Im not sure if this should be in the music or general section, BUT.... My birthday is on march 25. And it just so happens that Five Finger Death Punch is coming to town March 23. Who wants to help me have an amazing birthday!?

im going to get trolled...