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I don't know if this counts as a resolution, but I'm going to get my some ass. I mean, tell the girl I love how I feel and then watch as she laughs in my face and says joe ur a pale ass loser who i'd only fuck if u had a tan... OH YEAH, i got skills

I masturbated to this topic of retardedness. Welcome brother you live in new jersey, the pitstain of america.

That shit was retarded and looked fake as hell... Wtf is that shit? They barely even hit him, and it looked like the weakest punches ever... I thought asian people knew how to fight... I guess that stereotype is bs.

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yeah, u know u want to si

At 12/31/05 11:14 PM, gotflash wrote: wrong. betty=funny, not just perverted

Name one funny part in it

At 12/31/05 11:02 PM, BriSabrina wrote: anyone that cant make flash is a flash artist i dont like. i cant make flash for the life of me, but i respect flash enough to not submit my crap and make humanity look bad.

No, I like how the guy draws, but I mean who here really likes the betty series? I mean, what the fuck, I don't find any of the jokes to be funny, and like one reviewer said, it happens that betty's top just flys off for no apparent reason in each flash movie... WTF??? I realized that is the truth, its just a big fat cartoon flash porno with no plot.

Give it to the girl I have a crush on, and she'd probably end up spending it on the needy, and give it too children who really need the money. Because I know what kind of person she is.

like.

I don't like the creator of that betty series that lacks comedy and has great flash drawlings but barely any humor in it. I don't know, cartoon flash boobies don't really turn me on and the comedy is lacking. I mean this guy could make some good cartoons or people who make that series but they just make shitty flash... Anyone else have any flash artist you don't like and why?

Whos that faggot calling a retard, that mother fucker I could easily kick his newgrounding ass in real life... Why don't that fag say that shit to me in real life instead of being a coward and hidding behind a pc with his little fag friend. U BITCH ASS FAGGOT

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/284326

He is retarded not us, he is the retard because his mommy sucked my cock last nigth and i fucked her asshole to death... SHe poo'd on my penis and now I'm going to kick his ass. Just because I didn't like that shitty flash that guy sent in, I was review Christmas Blonde 3 part 1, not part 2... And his little 32342 has a problem of being a poop head

one time i had sex, and then realized jerking off doesn't count as sex but masturbation

At 12/27/05 11:46 PM, hamandcheeseclock wrote:

At 12/27/05 11:30 PM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: Never had a girlfriend and im 19 years old

No wonder with a faggy name like Joseph Felice Wilson.

ill rape your sister and eat your children

To that one guy, maybe I am ugly....

http://www.myspace.com/40502776

I'm a loser, can someone kill me now?

Well, I wish I was never born... I hate my life, and I wish someone would just kill me, since I'm too much of coward to do it myself.

Never had a girlfriend and im 19 years old

Make cookies for him with recipe with pee pee and shit.

Take his dog, or any animal he may have and put it in the microwave or oven and feed him it.

Sleep with his mom or sister or both.

Fuck his girlfriend.

Cum on his tooth brush.

Make shit brownies for him.

Give his girlfriend ruphees and fuck her in her butthole.

At 12/25/05 10:22 PM, PsychoMonkeyParade wrote: "It's like, 'Who cares?' " Wilson told Rolling Stone when asked about the item. "I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan. And wasn't it Gloria Steinem who said that women have to be responsible for their own orgasms? Well, I take her at her word. I'll do my best, OK, but at a certain point you've got to, like, you know..."

What the fuck?

Owen's whole quote about him being a shitty lover sounds like a line he stole from one of his movies... Let's make that angle work... I'm pretty sure I heard him say that in a movie before... hmmm... Is he incredibly stupid? I still think he kicks ass in wedding crashers and shit but damn, to know he eats ass makes me kind of want to puke.

I work at a movie theaters and trust me when I say "THE CAVE" is the worst movie of 2005.

At 12/25/05 09:22 PM, Deuteronomy wrote: Batman Begins.

Here comes the fanboys!

Batman Begins did suck... I'm not sure if you can blame christian bale though, I blame the director for it's shittyness. Christian Bale put an incredible performance in Equilibrium which is probably his best film to date (opinion).

Owen Wilson enjoys eating the female ass out for 2 hours long.

http://www.thesuperf..week_2005_07_10.html

Hours... Yummy!!! I mean seriously, even if he isn't hung like a fucking horse, who the fuck would do that shit and what fucking chick would enjoy getting their asshole eaten out? Why doesn't he just lick their clit if his dick can't please her? Eating shitholes!!!

female pornstars visit Newgrounds? And if they do, does anyone know their profiles.

I want to know what the average Newgrounds person runs on their pc.

Specs:
Amd Athlon 64 3500+
Ati express 200 card : I will update this I know it sucks but I can still run halflife 2 and doom 3. And even F.E.A.R. Only game I can't run so far is quake 4.
1 gig of ram

At 12/15/05 04:07 AM, -Moloko- wrote: Theres nothing wrong with seeing remakes. Remakes can be as good as the originals.

The Thing for example.

That was like john carpenters last movie before he started to suck. Alot of the halloween movies suck. It's funny, I swear his halloween movies go from good to worst in the order the were made.

At 12/15/05 04:19 AM, red_skunk wrote: Buy a Mac.

Macs suck, only because most programs use Windows. So, why have a mac if it can't play most games or run most common programs?

MAKES one good flash cartoon and runs away... Yeah, and the last time I talked to him... He said he was almost done Genryu's Blade 2. The last time I talked to him was like 2-3 years ago if not more. I hate people who lie.

At 12/15/05 04:07 AM, mighty_potato wrote:

At 12/15/05 04:04 AM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: Well, thats bullcrap. Because someone wrote an abusive review I saw and they are still reviewing... And they have over 1,000 reviews and it doesn't seem like anyone banned them from reviewing.

There are many different review mods with different policies regarding what constitutes being banned from reviewing. What you might consider banworthy, they might not. Its just like the BBS. Different mods, different styles.

Yeah I guess calling people fags and retard is appropriate for reviews /sarcasm. And reviews taking specific reviewers instead of talking about the flash animation, most be fine too right?

Do a google search for a program called ISOBUSTER. This program will allow you to take whatever you want out of that file. But I don't know if it will work with mac files. Try it

Well, thats bullcrap. Because someone wrote an abusive review I saw and they are still reviewing... And they have over 1,000 reviews and it doesn't seem like anyone banned them from reviewing.

Abusive reviewers? I even see people who make the most abusive reviews and people even click abusive button like me, and the admins don't delete the persons account because the persons a level 12 and shit. Who cares what level they are, if they are fucking being jackass's in reviews, there accounts should be deleted. Anyone else agree?

Was she hot or ugly? I'm seeing if he raped her because he wanted sex or power. They say rapist enjoy raping people because of the power not for the sex... I call bullshit, I think they enjoy sliding in and out.

thanks, but that doesn't really tell me why he ran away, when he told me personally that he was close to finishing up genryu's blade 2... He probably lied... God, I trust too many people.