4,562 Forum Posts by "TheKlown"
At 1/10/06 05:35 AM, WildChild_PennyLane wrote: thats not true. it just takes a while for a girl to realize...hey, this guy doesn't love me like he says he does. it took me a long time to realize that with my ex.
Nice guys DON'T finish last. And don't become an asshole. You'll find a girl that will actually appreciate you. And she'll be awesome.
If he doesn't turn out to be so nice, I'm free. I'm not that tall though like 5'10-5'11..
At 1/10/06 06:00 AM, KrinkleMan wrote:At 1/10/06 05:54 AM, numbers wrote:Im not a grammar nazi i have horrible fucking spelling!At 1/10/06 05:51 AM, KrinkleMan wrote:or that u attack anybody that makes a SIGNLE typo like every other faggot ass grammar nazi on this forum.At 1/10/06 05:41 AM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: my dad can't spell anything but I mean yeah this topic is kind of mean.Its not that mean your just a wuss that gets offended by tame jokes.
Your just all pissed becouse you need to get laid.
Yeah, I'm sure you get laid alot thats why you're on the internet right now getting upset because tom didn't spell words right... OMG, and you called me a wuss earlier except you can't even post a real picture of yourself in your profile, what the fuck does that make you?
You're probably some fat kid, who watches star-trek.
Tom has worse spelling than my father, but it could possibly because Tom is typing super faster or maybe just maybe tom isn't smart at things like spelling... Thats not really nice to make front of people because they can't spell, my dad can't spell anything but I mean yeah this topic is kind of mean.
my resolution sucked, it was to ask out the girl I love... BUT it turns out she is just a dumb bitch... Yeah, oh wait I hope she doesn't visit newgrounds but besides that I purposely tried talking to her about stupid shit and she couldn't take a fucking hint or say ummm I don't feel that way about you or something... I hate girls they are fucking mean and can go fuck themselves for all I care. I try to be the good guy, and what do girls want? A man who hits them and cheats on them, I guess I'll be single 4 ever.
I never had a date, can anyone hook me up with there mom or sister. Thanks
At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, tom3rulz wrote: how do you miss THAT HARD??????!!!!?
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Maybe he had a limp dick, I'm not joking this is actually a common problem with males.
Chuck Norris likes little boys, thats why Chuck Norris and Michael Jackson would get along well.
At 1/7/06 08:30 PM, g0t2 wrote:At 1/7/06 08:28 PM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote:yo, your girl sucks no offense... She not ugly but she needs to do something other than fucking vaginal, she better swallow your wang no offense to anyone. Man, if all you're getting is pussy than you must be bored with her, if she has no other special positionsdude i dont wanna tell everyone what i do in my personal life, but im just scared that my precum will get her pregnant.
Cheap abortion method since the doctors rip you off, get a shirt hanger... One of the metal ones and break it and bend it into her pussy and then pull out and you got the babys dead head. There problem solved.
At 1/7/06 08:26 PM, g0t2 wrote:At 1/7/06 08:24 PM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote:she didnt take it in the assAt 1/7/06 08:15 PM, g0t2 wrote:Now post a nude picture or video of her taking it in the ass like a good girlAt 1/7/06 08:13 PM, Zenmuron wrote: hey you have a picture of her?yeah, shes so-so. but i love her. i just hope she aint pregnant
yo, your girl sucks no offense... She not ugly but she needs to do something other than fucking vaginal, she better swallow your wang no offense to anyone. Man, if all you're getting is pussy than you must be bored with her, if she has no other special positions
At 1/7/06 08:15 PM, g0t2 wrote:At 1/7/06 08:13 PM, Zenmuron wrote: hey you have a picture of her?yeah, shes so-so. but i love her. i just hope she aint pregnant
Now post a nude picture or video of her taking it in the ass like a good girl
This topic is dumber than mine, and mine got closed... And so should this topic, since it smells like doo.
Im going gay now, pen0r n00b i am noo0b lets be internet cool guys and little immature fucks and say n00b to people who probably can kick your ass. YEAH u n00b little 12 year old virgins who eat my ass
No, this one time I had sex with a teacher at my school, she was hot but unlike little fags who rat out there teachers I enjoyed getting pussy from her.
Age is only a number, I mean a 15 year old girl is old enough to make decisions on her own but a 10 year old and younger is not. I mean seriously, was I the only smart child when I was younger? I remember when i was 9 years old and I thought sexual things about my teacher and wonder why she wouldn't give me a blowjob and fucking sex and shit. I'm not even joking, I knew what sex was when I was 7 years old, I was jerking off before anything came out my dick!!! Not even playing, I'm dead ass serious, I jerked off when I was 7 years old and that shit was fun cause I COULD do it for like 24/7, but than my penis hurt bad afterwards.
It's not rape, it's statutory rape. Difference being is that they wanted to suck his dick and let him fuck them. They didn't scream and say no mister stop pentrating my mouth with your thick cock. NO, stop it ouch my mouth hurts...
At 1/2/06 08:15 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: you jerk you stole MY TOPIC!!!
your topic was made over more then 1 month and a halfago... Wow, you're very special little boy... lol
How they ended halflife 2, they should be ashamed if they ever make a halflife 3. I heard reviews saying halflife 2 is great and shit but the ended makes you never want to play it ever again... Fucking piece of shit it is.
Smoking isn't cool and I'm 19 years old and I'll tell you that. But I am a health freak so, yeah I'd like to say I'm destined to be the chosen one.
At 1/2/06 12:46 AM, Acid-Rain wrote:At 1/2/06 12:21 AM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: Smoking cigarettes is like smoking crack, leave it for the retards.Did your mom teach you that one, or did your health teacher?
My mom died while giving childbirth to me, thanks alot asshole and no I'm not kidding... Fucking asshole
At 1/2/06 12:27 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Yeah. Imagine what weed commercials will be like.
Weed = pussy, BUT THIS TIME THEY'LL BE TELLING THE TRUTH
albiet slutty pussy
every hot girl I know smokes pot, so yeah weed does equal pussy... Welcome to the generation of retards, if you're not a pothead than you're not cool... I look like I smoke pot cause i am around pot smoke 24/7, so I guess thats why hot girls are nice 2 me... Probably think i'll hook em up with some free pot or something.
well, halflife 1's ending sucked so u just made me positive that i don't want to play halflife 2... so thanks
Smoking cigarettes is like smoking crack, leave it for the retards.
Halo sucked anyways(remember this is my opinion), Advent rising had a better story line and I'm surprise they don't make that into a movie... Advent rising would attract all the starwars/star trek geeks.
At 1/1/06 04:40 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Good thing Peter Jackson is directing it. Otherwise it'd just be another game abominated by theatre.
Yeah, just because peter jackson is directing it must not suck right? I think you're the worlds smartest person /sarcasm. I didn't enjoy kingkong that much, it had one hour of bullshit in the begining, and I personally feel Peter Jackson makes alot of his movies boring and alot of that shit he makes in his 3 hours movies should have been cut down to 2 hour movies... Including Lord of the rings
At 1/1/06 03:23 AM, gotflash wrote: OMG my cat cant handle so many insults!!!!!!!!!1
what the fuck do you feed your cat? Fast food? Damn, this is why americans should not be allowed to own pets, u guys fucking making your pets as overweight as yourselves... Jesus christ
97.5 is an average temperature, thats not a temperature of someone who is sick at all... This topic makes no damn sense... Stop snorting coke o cola or whatever that shit is.
That cat is extremly ugly... Multicolored on the wrong spots... And that cat must have looked in the mirror cause it looks depressed, id be super depressed if i was that ugly fat cat
At 12/31/05 10:33 PM, rksexy2finger wrote: what went on in your life in 1989?Me personally I wasn't even alive yet.
was born on 1986 august 19th, and what was going through my mind in 1989? I know when I was younger I was in love with life, now I'm not as into life and I got superman as a toy figure.
