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rape his butthole, and tell him if he doesn't behave that this will happen to him more often in jail, rape his shithole

That was sick, I want to cut my dick off now. I still like milk, but what the fuck. I just threw up. I'm sue'N peta for making me sick.

At 1/29/06 05:54 AM, shadow699 wrote:

At 1/29/06 05:26 AM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: On to a new subject, why the fuck are you married at 20 years old of age?

Oh, and one more thing, are you aware of the fact that there are people younger than me who are not only married, but have children?

Thats amazing and those people also have low IQ's just like you. It's amazing that we live in such a small world of retards, isn't it?

Make him go to bed early duh. Lock him in the room, if he has a tv or games take it out of his room. Take anything out of his room that he can have fun with, hell you shouldn't have to do any of it your parents should be the one punishing there child. Why are you babysitting again? Do you live with your parents still and your married, oh shit bad combination in my opinion.

At 1/29/06 05:38 AM, stoneskipper_42 wrote: it's funny because the people making fun of married 20 yr old are OBVIOUSLY speaking from experience (both younger than 20)

That made no sense, drugs are bad for you stoneskipper.

At 1/29/06 05:28 AM, shadow699 wrote:

At 1/29/06 05:26 AM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: On to a new subject, why the fuck are you married at 20 years old of age?

Because I am.

I'm not the first, either.

Buddy, it's not a bright thing to get married young. I guarentte that it will end it divorce, if you're still on Newgrounds in 2 years. Tell me if you're done filing your divorce papers. k

Why do you all have fat wrists? Too much of that american food? Notice how most fat people way more than people with muscle, and did you know that muscle weighs more than fat? Wow, that means if there is a 300 hundred pound fat man compared to a 200 pound man with muscle with a body fat of 10 percent... I think the guy who is 200 pounds could easily kick the shit out of 300 pound fatty. Thats the moral to the story, fat does not equal strength, or my fat friends who weigh 300 can't even bench press there own body weight And I can bench 275 and they can't even bench about 130... Hmmm... MUSLCE WINS ALL THE TIME.!!! YES, thanks to my super good genetics and my good eating habbits I get to live longer than fat people who die at the early age of late 30's-40's since they are obese and stupid.

On to a new subject, why the fuck are you married at 20 years old of age?

At 1/27/06 07:46 PM, atompluspackage wrote:

At 1/27/06 07:35 PM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: How come your profile says your homo-sexual? This is a girl I'm talking about not a guy, so why give me advice if you're a homo?

Hmm..if I'm not mistaken, well actually I'll take a look..

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Nope, no where does my profile say I'm a homosexual. (there's no hyphen you twat)

But, I do believe I have engaged in many an activity with a variety of different girls. So I guess we could say : My life > your life? Ah yes, yes we can.

Look at yourself,

19 and you have never had a girlfriend.
Claim you're in love with a girl, when really you just memorise your conversations with her and analyse everything she says. Which in turn causes you to be paranoid and want to kill yourself.

You're 19, but I could swear you're 12.

BTW, LOL UR PROFILE SEZ U R A HOMO HAHAHAHA (I don't have anything on you, so I use childish insults because my attempts with women are nothing but...childish)

Oh, I was going by your profile picture you look like a little pussy, like one of those gay kids I kicked there ass in highschool for having a smart mouth. Do you go to township? You got a pretty mouth boy, you want me to use your mouth, how bout you bend over and give me 50 anal pumps from my cock. Shit, am I allowed to say that on newgrounds? Oh, oh well heres my million ban from the forums again. ;)

At 1/27/06 07:06 PM, atompluspackage wrote: Lmfao, I have a lot of trouble believing your over the age of 14 man.

1. Chill the fuck out, stop being so fucking paranoid.
2. Don't be a fucking idiot and say you love her.
3.Wait what the fuck I just read further down a little in your thread..

How come your profile says your homo-sexual? This is a girl I'm talking about not a guy, so why give me advice if you're a homo?

At 1/27/06 07:21 PM, Foolmoron wrote:

At 1/27/06 07:13 PM, atompluspackage wrote:

btw, JENNIFER ANNISTION IS FUCKING HOT.

what are you talking about? she looks like a 40 yr old with a giant nose.....and after all those tons of makeup comes off, she will be ugly as........an ugly thing

She is fucking ugly, that bitch is so skinny and her face is hideous, why do u all think brad left that slut? He realized omg, she butt ugly. I'd chop my dick off before putting it in her , she probably has a yeast infection 2.

i masturbate sometimes

At 1/27/06 06:39 PM, Kev-o wrote: She is single, because you have not asked her out yet.

I need to snort some cocaine before I can do that, I remember when asked a girl out before she laughed at my face... SHE WAS MEAN GIRLS R MEAN AND EIVL FUCKING SLUTS

I think i should kill myself, i've been depressed lately and im just so sick and tired of life. I mean wtf, i don't know girls are so fucking hard to readdddddddddddd. It's like fuck shit fuck I really like her but I don't know if she'd give me a chance in hell.

At 1/27/06 06:26 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You are right, you must ask her out, because someone else will, and you will feel worse than you can ever imagine.

Mabye no-one is dating her because she is unlucky, or doesn't conform to average Joe's beliefs.

I know that my extremist values, for example, put some women off me.

Yeah, for some reason I think she might be kind of picky at choosing guys or something... I mean why else would she be single? But she also found brad pitt not to be hot looking??? HOLY SHIT, she is really looking for something unreasonable, i mean i can't compete against brad pitt and i remember having a convo with her and she talked about how I though jennifer aniston wasn't hot, and she said she thought brad pitt wasn't hot... And I laughed at her, it was a pretty pointless conversation but I thought it was funny...

Still single? She is the most beautiful girl I know, and I can't even tell her how I feel because I'm scared of akwardness. She has been single for while, while I have been single for longer since I've been single for about 19 almost 20 years since I'm 19 now but 20 in august... She has been single for awhile.......... And I love her and I'm afraid if I don't say something that I might miss my chance since I know I'm not the only guy who likes herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I don't know, she is the most beautiful girl on the planet. And the fact that I have these paranoid thoughts that what happens if she dies tommorrow, what happens if I never get the chance to say I love her to her.... But my other thoughts are hmmm... Why tell someone you love you love them if you work with them, because akwardness will happen if they don't feel the same way.............

GOD, i hate this its not fair, why can't I have the power to read minds? I love her why?

Gay people have buttsecks and give each other blowjobs, now since I stuck that disgusting image in your mind. THANK ME!!!

At 1/26/06 05:59 PM, dewclawedstorm wrote: Its called a rifle.

Use it.

Guns are for pussies and guns solve problems to quick, I like to beat the shit out of someone so bad that they are in the hospital with a como or dead from the bad beating I give them.

At 1/26/06 05:53 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Quit then.

Ok, right after I kick this old guys ass. I'm in tip-top shape and he is just an old fucking fart. I played sports my whole life and this guy wants to treat me like shit? I am one of those good guys who end up behind bars because of shitheads like this. And I'm quiting soon probably anyways but thats besides the fucking point, the point is that this shithead shouldn't be able to get away with shit like this.

I wanted to fucking kick his ass so bad, but damn I hate when the laws on the side of pussies. See, I work at a movie theaters and shit, and I had a customer today who came up to me when I was ripping there ticket and I told them the movie was open captions. So, they were stunned, and I asked if they wanted to talk to a manager and they said they did. The customer talked to the main manager, John an asshole who everyone at my job hates because he treats the customers and employees like utter shit. Basically the lady bullshitted him and shit and tried to say that I told her that she could get free tickets for seeing an open captions movie... This mother fucker comes up to me and yells at me and says you don't tell customers that they can get there money back, and I told him I didn't. Than he said yes you did, because why would she say that than? And he walked away, he came back and all I said to his face is that he is a jerk, I didn't say fucking jerk. He sent me home early from my job pissed as hell, I fucking punched some of the doors at the job because I deal with my anger by punching things, or other wise I would have fucking killed him with my bare fist, because I don't like assholes who treat me like shit. He is a manager
not god.

Does anyone else have a similar story like this? I mean everyone at my job hates him, the managers who are lesser than him hate him because he treats them like shit too... I hate this guy, this guy is our new boss and he acts like he is a god. Man, if any of you have the phone number for regal cinemas corpate office, please give it to me because I want to get this asshole fired. This is ridiculous, they get rid of our good manager who didn't treat us like shit. We do our jobs and we do them good, this guy john sits at the computer screen 24/7 doing squat diddly shit and he gets paid more than us, and he doesn't even do anything. He needs his ass fired. And I know his dumb ass is going to try to write me up tommorrow, and I am going to tell him to shove that write up slip up his ass, if he even attempts to write me up or whatever I will kick the shit out of him. Fucking faggot gets what he deserves, an ass beating, you don't treat the people who do more work than his lazy ass like shit.

We only had grandmas boy about one week 2, and we already play it only one time a day and it usually also 10:00-10:30 showing and no one usually comes for that movie. Plus, I heard from alot of people that the movie is really really fucking retarded... But for some reason, I want to see it when it comes out of theaters just because its a whole movie about gaming and that can't be too bad...

It's been a week and we don't even have bloodrayne anymore... And if we do, than we only have one showing of it and its usually at 10:00-10:30 at night because no one will see it at that time any cause the movie blew that much...

Will Stamper is the best thing to ever hit Newgrounds, and I've been here along time. Don't be fooled by my signup date, because my other accounts got deleted, I'm trying to be a good boy now though.

I speak Italian, Russian, and German. I was born Rome, Italy than I moved to Russia... And than I moved to Germany and than when I was 7 i moved to america.

At 1/17/06 08:18 PM, BroKenbLaDe wrote:

At 1/17/06 08:03 PM, bigbadron wrote: the special olympics will always win.

Yea it will lol unless your wacthing the movie the ringer wich really sucks bad

yeah that movie blew, you can tell that movie was made for retarded people by the jokes in it. Like all my friends thought it was funny when the retarded guy said, "when the fuck did we get icecream" I just thought it was retarded, like omg thats amazing the funniest line in the movie comes from a fucking retard

At 1/17/06 08:08 PM, Plotring wrote: dherrr

thats funny

Heh, they should do this in real life. Have the best vs special olympic people. Who'd win? The tards or the norms?

THE BATTLE OF THE TARDS VS NORMS!!! Someone should make a flash about it

Well, you know something fuck this... I'm sick of believing in love because its total bullshit, the theory of love is not true like the movies and shit. I'm just going to go fuck me some pussy.

At 1/17/06 07:33 PM, CasperNG wrote:

At 1/17/06 07:30 PM, LOLIMKEWL wrote: What?

im guessing that he means that he has a friend and he just told him/her that he likes her. But now he believes that their friendship will be ruined because of this.

hmm i could give you the proper advice here fi only i knew how big this hint was...be more specific.

Just stupid shit, like I try to talk to her online and when shes online she doesn't talk to me back. Just dumb shit like that, I think she does on it purpose... Well, whatever I really liked her but I get girls giving me there phone-numbers 24/7 but I just haven't felt like that about those girls giving me there numbers even though those chicks were incredibly hot. But I have one rule and thats never to come straight forward online and tell someone you love them online, i did that before and a girl was so pissed off... She called me a coward. Thats another girl, not this one... BUT whatever........... Just getting sick of being alone all the time.

someone, and I realized yeah thats my 3rd fucking hint and she blew it off... I don't want there to be awkwardness between that person and me now... Anyway I can make myself like I don't care about her? So, she takes it as more a friendly hint and not as I give a fuck about you hint.... Shit, I hate awkwardness.