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Response to: Star wars Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

pretty sure this has already been done...

Response to: Post a pic of your weapon! Posted May 15th, 2009 in General

At 5/15/09 09:11 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: BB guns; Non-fatal, but they're still guns dammit!

Not my actual one; just the model.

I have the exact same one.

Response to: Why Guys Hesitate To Talk To Girls? Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

This.

Response to: Movies that make you cry Posted May 11th, 2009 in General

Seven Pounds.

I cried because it felt too long.

Response to: Re-Blocked in China Posted April 2nd, 2009 in NG News

I didn't fall for it.

PROOF

Response to: Ask me what's radioactive at school Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Under my balls.

Response to: Error Message Generator Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

lolwut

Error Message Generator

Response to: Usernames w/ numbers = Unoriginal? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

I just put 123 randomly, just cuz it's classic to have numbers go in order lolz. But I mainly chose my name because thejuicer123 is my name on everything else :D

Response to: Horrible Days Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

UPDATE: I found out I don't have scoliosis. one of my legs is bigger than the other :D. I don't need shoulder surgery, just therapy. and my ballz are fine!!!!!!!!

Response to: I got a parrot, name it Posted March 29th, 2009 in General

At 3/29/09 02:23 PM, Otto wrote: Biscuits. Biscuits is a good name.

HOLY SHIT I PUT BISCUIT AS A NAME

lol

Response to: I got a parrot, name it Posted March 29th, 2009 in General

Tyrant
Juicer
Frank
Biscuit
Snippy
Squawkman/woman

Response to: Family Guy is Going to get cancelld Posted March 29th, 2009 in General

Finally! It really took this long?

Response to: Dumbest Youtube User. Posted March 29th, 2009 in General

LOLWUT

Response to: Horrible Days Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

At 3/11/09 08:14 PM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 3/11/09 07:12 PM, thejuicer123 wrote: she checked my balls.
Yeah I'm pretty sure you mean he. It's nothing to be ashamed of we all go through it.

actually, it was a she first. then a guy checked.

Response to: Horrible Days Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

btw, I have to get my shoulder checked nexy week. I might need surgery.

WOOPTY-FUCKIN-DOO

Response to: Horrible Days Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

At 3/11/09 07:13 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Once, I was walking to school and slipped on some ice and fell in dog poo. I didn't notice it until I was in school, it was embarrassing.

lol, that sucks

Horrible Days Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

Today I woke up a happy, healthy young boy. Now it's 5:00 pm and I got 3 shots, need an ultrasound on my balls, and have scoliosis. Here's what happened:

I left school early to go to my check-up at the doctor's office. We ran through everything usual. But my doctor happened to check my shot records and found that I needed 3 shots. They hurt BAD and my arms are still sore. I was glad I made it through though.

Then my doctor went on to check my testicles. This part is long and boring, so I'll cut to the chase: One of my testicles is slightly bigger than the other. My doctor told me I could get an ultrasound, or have to come back every couple of months to get them checked. I chose the ultrasound.

Finally, she checked my back. This is what scared me the most: "Hmm, your back is slightly curved." She told me I have scoliosis. It is minor now, but it can easily get worse. So I have to come back every 6 months to get my spine checked out.

All in all, this was a sucky day. So NG, ever had a horrible day like this?

Response to: Get Your Name on my Wall Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

thejuicer123 red

Response to: Add text to this Pic. Posted February 20th, 2009 in General

Penis

Add text to this Pic.

Response to: Combat Arms Error Posted February 19th, 2009 in Video Games

well, thanks anyway. It just gets really annoying after I have a great team and I don't get to add them to my friends or stick with them for awhile.

Combat Arms Error Posted February 18th, 2009 in Video Games

Sometimes after I finish a match in Combat Arms, my game will randomly close and I have to launch it and everything all over again. Anybody else have this error or know what's wrong?

Response to: Girl Suspended for Text Messaging! Posted February 18th, 2009 in General

Taught that bitch a lesson!

Response to: 2012 the movie Posted January 26th, 2009 in General

Meh, I think it looks stupid :P

Thank me later for reviving this dead thread.

Response to: How did 2girls1cup change your life Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

I can't find it anywhere LOL I fail

Response to: Lefties on Newgrounds! Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

At 10/29/07 06:32 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: What if we're able to use both hands equally as well as the other?

Ambidextrous FTW! :D

Response to: Make bad puns with google images. Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

At 1/8/09 09:53 PM, AngryCat wrote: blank post...

YouTube lol

Response to: boy wishes for unlimited wishes Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

At 1/8/09 07:31 PM, Greth-of-destruction wrote:
At 1/8/09 07:29 PM, thejuicer123 wrote: The only thing better: WISH NOT TO DIE AT ALL! lol
No. Fail. Infinite wishes is better.

-GOD

Well he'd better remember to wish not to die XD

I <3 The Onion

Response to: boy wishes for unlimited wishes Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

The only thing better: WISH NOT TO DIE AT ALL! lol

Response to: I Kissed My Cousin-in-law! Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

Redneck, much? lol

Response to: Worst movies you've ever seen Posted December 31st, 2008 in General

At 12/29/08 07:03 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: That stupid CG Resident Evil movie.

Really? I was shocked reading this, because I want it more than anything. what was so bad about it?