The lego games are always good but aside from that i whole-heart-ed-ly suggest the Banjo-Kazooie trilogy.
the price on Nuts & Bolts should be down a considerable amount and the first two are available on XBLA.

Duke Nukem 3D actually passes beyond being a 'nostalgia shooter' as it's a pretty damn fine game.
The gameplay is fast-pasted and action packed, there's a whole bunch of cool weapons and the boss battles are huge and exciting.

At 11/26/09 09:02 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: Games like Madworld/Gears of War I listen to Queen.
Platforming Games/Puzzle Games I listen to Smooth Jazz

With all due respect, I have a hard time pairing 'Fat Bottomed Girls' with Gears of War.

AC/DC mostly as they are my favorite band but anything hard rock/heavy metal will do nicely.

I haven't played World of warcraft in ages, but my Dad does and today he showed me the greatest innovation in the history of video games;
The Mohawk Grenade.
a device that, when thrown, turns everyone in the surrounding area into Mr.T!
see them in action: link 1 , link 2

At 11/21/09 11:32 PM, Mikay wrote: Even though I understand Fallout 3 is most likely better, I am told it gets repetitive due to the VATS system, and lackluster DLC

this is a straight lie. i purchased fallout 3 the week it came out and the gameplay feels as fresh as it did when i first got it. The DLC isn't what i would call lackluster either.

At 11/21/09 11:32 PM, Mikay wrote: I still cant decide

FALLOUT 3

why in the hell do none of these games have 'Stairway to Heaven'?!

"Dracula Begins"

that is officially the worst tagline i've ever heard.

At 11/20/09 11:24 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: Does this mean LBP's gonna suck now?

nah.
think 'smash bros brawl', Sonic's there and he sucks but you never have to interact with him and the game still kicks ass.

At 11/20/09 01:46 PM, RDSchley wrote: because the real women in Japan are all lesbians.

amirite?!

lay off the Asian porn, dude.

i remember reading a story not to long ago about some freak in japan marrying a comic book character.

it's a screwed up world we live in.

not a single bloody mention of Duke Nukem!?

if you're talking about good games that are hard as hell then, Castlevania 3: Dracula's Curse
if you're talking about games so bad they're impossible, Superman on the N64

The 'run on line of blood' bits in Max Payne.

not "shitty" but very frustrating.

Castlevania 3- Dracula's curse is a personal favorite of mine. cool atmosphere, kick ass music, hard as hell, good stuff.

other than that, i recommend;
- Super Mario 3
- Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
- The Legend of Zelda
- Double Dragon

At 10/17/09 10:38 AM, Re2deemer wrote: Mario in GENERIC. An italian, mustached, fat plumber that rarely says anything worth listening and goes around killing shit.

Eating mushrooms does not make you a better character.

see what I did there?

how many other fat Italian mustached plumbers that eat mushrooms do you see in the media?

At 10/15/09 08:21 PM, ian4678 wrote: Ok idiots I never said OMGBBQ platforming suqs! FPS Computers rulez!. Also your missing something this is GREATEST HERO! You fucking idiot! Not Biggest video game icon that has 50 fucking games a year. So I guess you didn't understand the contest.

Congratulations Gordan Freeman. Maybe next time mario when they have a contest for biggest sell out video game character.

wait-wait-wait-WAIT.
Gordon Freeman is GENERIC. A Caucasian, scruffy, brown haired man (presumably) in his 30's who never utters a word and goes around killing shit. Mario is a timeless character. A cartoonish plumber with a giant mustache who saves a fantasy world from Dinosaur turtle that breathes fire.

Carrying a six shooter does not make you a better character.

anything prior to the 3d era is a classic game, anything afterwords is not.

if it's available for the PC that's usually what i get.

Tom fulp is not dead.

It's either Duke Nukem or Dopefish.

abusive but loving.

"Bitch, I've got more money than Colonel Sanders." in the batman voice.

At 8/25/09 09:46 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: you Really refuse to belive that game sucks. its a shitty realistic game that took everything from GTA:SA that was fun, AND THREW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.
The online is a bunch of fucking 12 year olds yelling and screaming (like every other M rated game)
and its overall fucking dumb.

... listen to me very carefully. Click this linkand skip to the five minute mark exactly.

i'd like to see what the FPS genre would be like if Halo hadnt showed up. </predictable answer>

but in all honesty i think i'd go with World of Warcraft so my fucking addict parents would have a conversation with me rather than some fat fuck halfway around the world named Eric.

I'm really anticipating Brutal Legend.

here's hoping for a PC version >_<

story and world development isn't destroying the story/game.

ps.
I was asking for a Goblin class 3 years ago and NOW they're finally doing it. BULLSHIT

At 8/28/08 01:33 AM, TheSovereign wrote:

At 8/28/08 12:35 AM, Patonki wrote: is pontetially much more profitable.

No, PC gamers only care about flashy first person shooters.

No, Xbox owners only care about flashy first person shooters.

1. if you dont know who CrustClock is, you suck.

2. where the hell did you get that CrustClock died?

At 8/14/09 04:55 PM, thdrkside wrote: fuck you strawberryclock! You are a shitty spammer. I hope all your crappy submissions get blammed.
Everyone vote 0 on all clock movies this clock day or be banned from the internet!

The Clock Crew Loves you, thdrk.

vote five.