At 3/28/09 10:04 AM, itsflemz wrote: Mountain Dew is fucking rank.

Fuck you. You're wrong.

It sort of reminds me of a cock. Yum.

I was 14, though it was just before my 15th birthday.

I used to get them all the time. It's the shittiest thing. I just tried to man it out and it lasted like 6 months. Fun.

This is why I fucking hate the internet. What a useless idea...

And yet, people buy into this shit.

I really want an iPod/iPhone version of NG. It would sex up my life.

I think you're over analyzing this a bit.

It's just cereal.

At 2/15/09 07:15 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: That is the most horrible, disgraceful future ever.

False; it is actually the greatest future one can have.

Dude, direct me to where the fuck you can get a 49 cent burger...

And you're probably going to die. Good luck, friend.

At 2/15/09 06:30 PM, doody1 wrote: So, you're telling me that my whole life is a lie?

Basically yes.

Also, I would praise your friend. I wouldn't fuck with God.

When presented logically, they both sound just retarded.

I am a Christian though.

Oh you poor, poor moron.

Apparently, '08 was epic fail for the music world. The only benefit of the shit-tastic Grammys was that blink-182 officially announced their return.

Super old, but still hilarious.

I cried the first time I watched it. It was amazing.

I wish I were as popular as Jonas...he has so many friends.

Also, this thread delivers.

She is an overrated bitch.

Good song, though.

"Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars."

Oh my.
Pure win? I vote yes.

Quit bitching. Some of us would KILL for some 3-year old tail.

I creamed. Thank you so much.

I wish I could give you an "F."

At 2/4/09 05:46 PM, fruitypeebils wrote: I saw this one first, i think its better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwa zs&feature=related

Obvious win.

Better than seeing the Steelers win...

There is hope for the internets once more...

Holy shit. This thread fucking delivers.

Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black, and Demetri Martin.

I thought Jesus' 2nd Coming already happened in the form of Rob Schneider.

I do it with pride. It feels great, and there's no clean up.

Aliens. Aliens took over the world and were like, headquartered in the court where my house is. And these weren't funny looking bullshit aliens, oh no. These were totally fucked up, vicious space mutants.

I seriously was afraid to sleep for close to a week after that.

I've always wanted the fire alarm to mean something other than a worthless monthly drill...

Get off the forum, and go get some work done. Bitch.