At 5/15/09 12:09 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I assume the instruction manual and Google have already proven useless?

Yes. I've sat through a couple of videos, switched around the cords every possible way (computer to Internet, etc.) and nothing seems to be working.

Okay, look. So I got a Linksys wireless router yesterday, and I've been trying to set it up for hours. Nothing I do seems to work.

I've got a DSL modem and the way I am connecting it is as follows:
a) Modem to "Internet" port
b) Computer to port number 1

For God's sake, what am I doing wrong?

This whole ordeal is bullshit. Weed is safer then beer.

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Actually, I remember a featurette shown on Comedy Central on Matt and Trey showing how many people who worked for them and they were talking about how quickly they could put episodes together thus making very relevant episode premieres on a weekly basis.

Also, dick jokes.

Sorry, I just have to post this up just on the basis that the topic is about Twilight...

I got the book from a secret Santa at work as a gift and well...:

This.

GIRL TALK - FEED THE ANIMALS

One of the greatest discoveries I've ever made.

The decline started right after Tha Carter III was released, sadly.

At 1/7/09 03:52 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: Why the hell are you counting calories if your not trying to lose weight?

...What?

Ok, so I've got a count of how many calories I've taken in today and I'm at.... 283 cals I've taken in so far today.

Now, where is the point I should be at by the end of the day?

Mind you, I'm trying to lose a LOT of weight (120lbs), but I don't know where the limit really is on dieting or whatever.

Eh, so what? A kid who did nothing and was the son of a now douchey celebrity died. Why should I care?

I'm sure the Travoltas will cash in on this somehow. Probably with a line of Jet Helmets.

At 1/6/09 07:15 PM, Valz wrote: school girls

Is that really all that strange, though? I think it's pretty hot, as long as it doesn't turn into that Max Hardcore shit where the girls really do look like they're 13. That's just creepy.

An obligatory ghost pic mindfuck post:

DarkRedFlame: I want you to print out the following and show this to the guy that wrote this article...

Cameron: you're a mindless, gaping cunt who has no future in journalism or in any job that requires reading comprehension above a second grade level. You should make like a kid who lost his iPod and shoot yourself.

At 12/28/08 07:38 AM, jackAtack wrote: this is about right.

Fake? I hope.

At 12/23/08 08:11 PM, C-Doodlez-Man wrote: Guitar here

Guitar there.

I was coasting through the ol' Wikipedia and found the following picture for you folks to shop:

Maybeh. Since I'm a fatso, I have the habit of using the ol' MySpace Voodoo cause I'm embarrassed about how big I am.

Hey. I posted up a topic about my fat ass trying to lose weight a wile back.

Only fruits and veggies and water. Delicious and healthy. I'm losing on average a pound a day.
I've started to thin out (lololololololol) my smoking habit, too.

I suggest this to all the troubled, fat losers out there, cause I feel great. All I need to do now is start hitting the gym.

*waits to get ripped apart by the nonchalant, ironic douches*

At 12/22/08 09:31 PM, DanTheBard wrote: black

I can't believe you can't even call him a man, you r-r-r-r-racist!

At 12/21/08 05:54 PM, Catoblepas wrote: roflmao

HOLY SHIT! I couldn't help but laugh, though.

PEOPLE, PEOPLE! Let's settle this...

Every rapper in this topic blows except for THIS MAN.

Also, there is no better producer than HIM.

At 12/18/08 02:20 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

I can't believe people buy rap CDs... what a waste. That money could've been several meals.

Yeah, Illmatic and Enter the Wu-Tang were a complete waste of cash.

Close-minded douche.

Let me show you something...

Starting at the Da Drought 3, everything in between and including Tha Carter III was great stuff. Once that album was released and he turned into a ghetto Akon by being featured on every goddamn song on the radio, he's turned to SHIT.

...and yes, the music on the radio blows these days.

At 12/17/08 09:28 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote: fork over the money to the doctor you tight shit.

I see you are not of age to pay bills, sir.

At 12/17/08 08:56 AM, codesy wrote: 300 lbs. is not really healthy as it is

Yeah, and I smoke (another thing I want to stop doing with this gym membership).

(i.e. you're not genetically predisposed to be a fatass.)

Yeah, I just ate a lot as a kid to comfort myself when my dad would hit my mom. Really.

On a month-to-month basis?

Look, I'm a fat slob. Been that way for forever. I weigh 300 fucking pounds and I'm tired of it. Y'know, I want to be able to look nice for the ladies and just build some self-confidence along the way by losing somewhere in the area of 100 - 120 pounds and putting on some muscle, too.

I'm living on my own and I have copious amounts of time to go to the gym (already signed up for a year) and I know that just working at Wal-Mart over night last summer, I lost 20 pounds in a month.

BUT... I heard that you shouldn't lose like a pound or two a week.

So, I guess my two questions are:
1) How long should my exercise regiment be per day?
2) How much weight should I be able to lose healthily in say a month?

And no, I'm not going to the doctor to ask. Why? Because I don't feel obligated to pay $100 to hear, "eat a no carb diet and exercise".

This topic is GOLD!

Boo...

*eyes glaze over*

At 12/12/08 06:56 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: He was the biggest poser ever. Did you know he was a backup dancer for Pop Videos.

Yeah real gangster, B.I.G. will always be better.

"I like my oatmeal lumpy."