Thanks to anyone who is giving me another chance (or just seein if after 2 attempts that i'm still retarted ). I'm pretty new to the BBS thing ( like i didn't already make that totally obvious by making a complete fool of myself ). I put a line in between paragraphs, and capitalized letters at the begginnig of sentences. And if i still did something wrong then i'll just drop it, but hey third times the charm, right? anyone?
Alright i'm fucking pissed ,but before you just leave thinking this is just some stupid rant, hear me out. I've been going on NG every day for like 8 years but have only had an account for like 3 months. But once i made my account i finally got a chance to vote so I'd go to the portal and try to get some blams and saves along with some xp. But in these few months i realized that 95% of the "under judgment" flash, is total shit, i just don't understand the stupid and fucked up shit these people think are good ideas and then if the plot ( or more accurately lack of plot ) isn't bad enough then you have watch an animation only worthy of instant dismemberment of the creators computer. Look i'm not against people making flash on the contrary I love it when someone makes anything for entertainment purposes. I'm also not bias against first timers ,but for christ sake don't submit something if it kills people 7 days after they've seen it.
Honestly i can't wrap my mind around the fact that the people that made these monstrosities think that it's worthy of submition. If i got any payment at all for each time i saw "it sucks" in the authors comments then i'd be fucking loaded. If your even thinking "it sucks" is going to be any part of your author's comments then DON'T FUCKING SUBMIT IT! If you think you need a disclaimer for your flashes sub-par status then clearly your not done working on it, put in a few extra hours or however long it takes and then once it looks nice you can submit it.
I mean com'on take some fucking pride in your work, don't just throw something together in an hour cause "i was bored" then expect people to like it or think your cool for making something that quick cause usually (like nearly 100% of the time)when you make something that fast it's probably gonna suck. I mean why the hell would you display something that is an obvious indictor that you are horrible at what it is your doing?
And i know what your gonna saw "but i'm not good at flash. Why should i be left out and not be able to submit something wah wah wah" well if you aren't good at flash then either A: don't submit anything cause no one is going to like it anyway, or B: practice. How do you think chulaid is so good? he didn't just walk up to his computer out of the blue , boot up flash for the first time and make bitey in three days he practiced for probably years and he got a job at fucking disney. "But adam phillips is a pro i'm just a regular guy." Ya well so is krinkles and alvin earthworm and egoraptor they're all good because they practiced and gained their skill and developed a style all their own and now their fucking gods here on NG with tons of fans salivating at the mere thought of any new stuff they might make, including me.
But guess what? they all started the same way: right in front of their computers showing their
moms the dot that they can make magically float across the screen.
And it's not just the idiots who animate this crap it's the retards saying 5 to every fucking thing that hoves it's way into their field of vision. Like if you ever see anything made by the duck division, jujube lock, or anything that's says it's the next edition of actual quality work that someone worked their ass off to make but is clearly some moron just trying to ruin what ever their pretending to be then your an idiot plain and simple.
I'm making a flash and it's my first time using it but i'm not gonna make a stupid loop with no preloader of two stick dudes fucking each other with a strobe screamer every 5 seconds , i wouldn't want people see my name on something that pathetic, i'm going to learn how to use flash properly, make a good story, and i'm not going to submit it until after however long it takes for it to look nice, be as exiting as any episode of madness, and as smooth as any blockhead cartoon. And even after all of that i'm still going to bring over a bunch of friends and ask them what they think of it and if more than 2 of them don't like it then it's back to the drawing board until they do.
And i'm going to such great lengths because i love NG and I want it to have some quality work (it dose already but the amount has been dwindling very steadily) and i have no idea what i'd do if it turned to a place were things like this are making it through the portal because the bar has not only been lowered but ripped clean off the wall and thrown down a fifty ft ditch, and p-bot is cowering in some corner to terrified to do anything about the massive swell of disgusting excuses for animations that could easily topple the, Eiffel tower, empire state building ,and Mt Everest stacked on top of each other. I can't live in a world were mentioning NG in a conversation causes people sneer and spit at your feet (that's pretty much how it is at my school already) because of all the idiots submiting every single thing they make and then bitching and moaning about how 3 of the 900 craptastic suckfests they splattered all over NG got didn't make it through the portal.*
Personally i think any thing that comes close to what i'm talking about shouldn't even be called a submition, referring to these defecations as legitimate submitions is tarnishing NGs reputation and even turning already or soon-to-be users away.
*and if the creator manages to pay off enough people to get their insult to flash and NG through the portal then it should be labeled as such so people are aware of it and hopefully next time it's under judgment it gets the 0.0 batting average it deserves. so if you have any answers ,opinions ,or ideas of what to label these vile things then please reply.
Me and the future of NG is counting on you because if things keep going the way they are then NG is going to turn into a display case for horrendous, idiotic, retarded, stupid, insulting, vile, racist, and the disgustingly moronic. And i'm going to do whatever it takes to get people aware of this and if my account gets deleted then so be it. I'd rather be shunned from NG then watch it be destroyed.